Pfft, lactose intolerance. Lazy digestion, more like it! Back in my day we used to punch the cow to death and eat it there. None of this milking stuff, no, no!
And no Richard, it isn't in reference to you. I believe it goes on the premise that the persons name would be Richard Head or Dick Head if using the bastardised version of Richard.
iGSM wrote: Pfft, lactose intolerance. Lazy digestion, more like it! Back in my day we used to punch the cow to death and eat it there. None of this milking stuff, no, no!
And no Richard, it isn't in reference to you. I believe it goes on the premise that the persons name would be Richard Head or Dick Head if using the bastardised version of Richard.
Ah, fuck! I forgot the "dick" version of my first name.
And that's what a couple of people in my classroom used to call me sometimes too! I should've known!
How did that come about, that bastardized version?
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Lazy writers in the 1800's. Like Charles (Chuck), James (Jim), Warnakalusuriya Patabendigbe Usantha Jayasuriya Chaminda Vaas (Gary) and other names like that. I can see how Richard became Dick. The bottom of the R looked to be joined and the 'h' was drawn quite hastily. Then you ignore the 'ard' part.
YEA!!! I AM GOING TO HEAVEN.. I drink about a gallon of milk every 2 days... sometimes 3 days... I LOVE milk, but I do not buy into that claim it does a body good.. or that crazy commercial where the kid is saying "go ahead and reject me now, because I am drinking milk and one day (Now he is this huge football player) you will throw yourself at me and I will just use you for the moment and toss you aside like the tramp you really are..
Ok... maybe THAT didn't air.. but it should have.
What if Satan serves "Special Milk", you know, kind of like Jesus Juice, but different?
Satan's Squeezings?
Perhaps, Satan has controlling interest in the Soy Milk market?
ChinesedogTorture: the last time I drank milk was when I was 2 years old. I didnt have a choice, anyways.
In my opinion, milk has a nasty flavor, and it cant pass through my throat, or else I´ll throw up. No offence to all the milk lovers in QueenZone!;-)
There's a church down the road from me that has a sign that each week puts what they think are funny...little words of wisdom witticsm...few weeks back it said, "Got God?" I about fell over in my car laughing every time I drove past.
Personally I stopped drinking the stuff years ago. I drink cranberry juice thank you.
arlene wrote: There's a church down the road from me that has a sign that each week puts what they think are funny...little words of wisdom witticsm...few weeks back it said, "Got God?" I about fell over in my car laughing every time I drove past.
There is a sign someone stuck to an electric pole around here that I found humorous.. It says "JESUS OR HELL!!" Muhahahaha..
arlene wrote: There's a church down the road from me that has a sign that each week puts what they think are funny...little words of wisdom witticsm...few weeks back it said, "Got God?" I about fell over in my car laughing every time I drove past.
There is a sign someone stuck to an electric pole around here that I found humorous.. It says "JESUS OR HELL!!" Muhahahaha..
I'd love to say to the people that put up signs like that just to floor em', "Will that be a glass of milk a..Jesus juice, or a glass of whiskey a...Satan juice?"
Rafael Moreira™ wrote: I do not believe in God and I am a sinner. Am I going to heaven if I drink a glass of milk and pray a few minutes before I die?
I heard that's pretty much what the Mafia does. They are devout Catholics, and even though they murder people and commit every crime and sin imaginable, they all think they will be absolved and go to Heaven because a priest gives them last rites before they die...like that makes every awful, heinious, hideous, thing they did in life, ok.