Speaking of farting, here a question for everyone:
- When you find yourself in a crowded place, and you feel a fart coming through, do you:
A. Let it out immediatly, and screw whoever is around
B. Hold it in completely, and never unleash the beast.
C. Go to the closest isolated place, and let it out.
Mr.Jingles79 wrote: Speaking of farting, here a question for everyone:
- When you find yourself in a crowded place, and you feel a fart coming through, do you:
A. Let it out immediatly, and screw whoever is around
B. Hold it in completely, and never unleash the beast.
C. Go to the closest isolated place, and let it out.
MrJingles, you are hysterical!!! I needed that laugh! *LMFAO*
Mr.Jingles79 wrote: Speaking of farting, here a question for everyone:
- When you find yourself in a crowded place, and you feel a fart coming through, do you:
A. Let it out immediatly, and screw whoever is around
B. Hold it in completely, and never unleash the beast.
C. Go to the closest isolated place, and let it out.
MrJingles, you are hysterical!!! I needed that laugh! *LMFAO*
Thanks, but that's still not a reason to avoid the question.
;-D
ok, ok, yes, I think that frogs do indeed fart - we probably just cannot hear it - but the bigger frogs have those warm beer farts, you know, the Budweiser frogs! ;-)
Mr.Jingles79 wrote: Speaking of farting, here a question for everyone:
- When you find yourself in a crowded place, and you feel a fart coming through, do you:
A. Let it out immediatly, and screw whoever is around
B. Hold it in completely, and never unleash the beast.
C. Go to the closest isolated place, and let it out.
A.... Most definitly.. especially in Elevators/lifts.. those are fun..
Mr.Jingles79 wrote: Speaking of farting, here a question for everyone:
- When you find yourself in a crowded place, and you feel a fart coming through, do you:
A. Let it out immediatly, and screw whoever is around
B. Hold it in completely, and never unleash the beast.
C. Go to the closest isolated place, and let it out.
try B, but if it's acute, go directly into A or C
and another eternal, stupid and unaswered question:
do frogs shave their balls before they die?
hmmm... good question, mr.potato.
I would have never thought of that...
Actually, I think frogs do fart. Almost every living thing releases gas. I believe the only living things that doesnt fart are plants.