| -fatty- 2850 20.03.2005 15:06 |
Yes folks, I have decided to appoint myself moderator of Queenzone. I will now set about deleting some of the shite that has been left to gather and making this place beautiful again. Unfortunately I have neither the permission of Richard or the actual ability to delete messages so I shall be using tippex on my monitor screen to obscure anything I find obscene, rasict, sexist, homophobic etc etc etc... Of course this means that absoloutley no bugger from Queenzone apart from my good self will benefit from the removal of the fuckwits from this board but you are more than welcome to travel to Scotland and view Queenzone from my computer. There will of course be a small charge which will go towards buying me a new monitor as my old one is covered in Tippex. fatty. |
| inu-liger 20.03.2005 15:13 |
LOL!! |
| Eddie Van-Halen 20.03.2005 15:16 |
LOL! That was actually quite funny :D BTW; I didn't know you were Scottish? I am part-scottish myself :P I'm sure you'd make a great Moderator :P |
| -fatty- 2850 20.03.2005 15:18 |
LOLs are no longer permitted on Queenzone. You are now banned for life. Okay Dark, so that was a little extreme but I have to assert my authority on this place. fatty. |
| -fatty- 2850 20.03.2005 15:20 |
Very well Mr Van-Halen, I shall only ban the part of you that isn't Scottish. The rest of you can stay but just watch your step. fatty. |
| Eddie Van-Halen 20.03.2005 15:21 |
How about if we say the full term 'Laugh Out Loud' ;) ? |
| -fatty- 2850 20.03.2005 15:23 |
Questioning my authority is also a banning offence. I am left with no alternative but to ban the Scottish part of you as well. Please try not to steal anything on the way out. fatty. |
| Eddie Van-Halen 20.03.2005 15:25 |
Permission to beg, sir? |
| Lester Burnham 20.03.2005 15:26 |
I will now bow before our new moderator and ask how he prefers his ass to be kissed. |
| -fatty- 2850 20.03.2005 15:28 |
Soft and gentle with slight nibbling of the left cheek. You just bought yourself another day Lester. fatty. |
| Secret Service 20.03.2005 15:28 |
0_0 |
| Secret Service 20.03.2005 15:30 |
Good lord |
| -fatty- 2850 20.03.2005 15:32 |
I prefer Mr Fatty but Good Lord is acceptable. fatty. |
| Eddie Van-Halen 20.03.2005 15:37 |
* assumes the ass-kissing position * Permission to come aboard the brown-nosing team, sir? |
| The Fairy King 20.03.2005 15:38 |
Fatty...seriously...u suck :p |
| DeaconJohn 20.03.2005 15:48 |
Do my eyes decieve me? I thought you would be living the high life with the money being showered upon you by your publisher. And if your thinking theres anything interesting enough here these days to write a book about, then you are mistaken. Nice to see you back all the same. |
| deleted user 20.03.2005 16:06 |
You suck-up, David. ;^) |
| dragonzflame 20.03.2005 16:18 |
You will make QZ a better place, oh Great and Powerful One, oh Lord and Master of the Universe. |
| Ander Vørschört 20.03.2005 16:59 |
dragonzflame wrote: You will make QZ a better place, oh Great and Powerful One, oh Lord and Master of the Universe.Don't give him Freddie's title! |
| LiveAidQueen 20.03.2005 18:47 |
Yay, fatty, yay! |
| LiveAidQueen 20.03.2005 18:47 |
Oops... |
| Ander Vørschört 20.03.2005 19:24 |
<font color=black>HeM™ - The Dark Lord wrote: Oh great king of the universe, would you please our ears by telling us your opinion about the Queen+PR tour? RafaelFor the last time, Freddie is king of the universe!!!!!!!! |
| 1quen_fan 20.03.2005 20:56 |
Hey fatty where have ya been all this time? |
| iGSM 20.03.2005 23:49 |
Twa babbles aff the center! He wis farly gaun his dingre, hale jing bang. Yeah, that probably won't mean a thing fatty, sorry. Anyway I'm Oliver Cromwell. |
| Sonia Doris 21.03.2005 07:59 |
hm... :D |
| Daburcor? 21.03.2005 09:19 |
Glad to see you back, Fatty! |
| Lisser 21.03.2005 09:50 |
I love Fatty. |
| Lester Burnham 21.03.2005 10:11 |
iGSM wrote: Twa babbles aff the center! He wis farly gaun his dingre, hale jing bang. Yeah, that probably won't mean a thing fatty, sorry. Anyway I'm Oliver Cromwell.Hello Oliver, OR SHOULD I SAY 'SNAGGLEPUSS'?!?! No, no I most certainly should not. |
| Banquo 21.03.2005 12:18 |
Greatest Hits III was a money-making machine missing proper Queen hits. Shit that's a life ban isn't it. |
| DeaconJohn 21.03.2005 15:20 |
Suck-up? I'll have you know fatty and me are good chums and meet for a few pints once every...um....lifetime? I assume you will not be attending the Queen + Paul Rogers gig in Belfast? Its a 5 minute drive from my house! Go on, you know you want to... |
| deleted user 21.03.2005 16:04 |
Okay, how does "lapdog" suit you? ;^D If you were asking me about the Queen+Paul Rodgers gig, I don't think I will be able to make it over there, as my job's pay is crap! Ignore this if this question was directed to fatty, however...lol |
| Taylor-Mayed 21.03.2005 16:30 |
Does being a moderator give you powers to kill people? For instance, anybody who watches "Ant & Dec" this Saturday? |
| Janet 21.03.2005 16:38 |
Amanda...you "lol-led"!! ;-) |
| Mayboy 21.03.2005 17:18 |
*hides cos i watch Ant & Dec* ;-) |
| DeaconJohn 21.03.2005 17:53 |
I was indeed asking you Ali. Go to your boss, and ask for a one week temporary pay rise of....say £1000. Then get that plane booked. I'll look forward to seeing you in May. Any other Queenzoners meeting in Belfast for a big piss up at my house? No? Stuff the lot of you then.... |
| deleted user 21.03.2005 18:33 |
Janet...that was me being daring... ;^) It actually might not seem too unreasonable to do that, David, considering I have never had a pay raise in my two years of working there. The cheapos... Maybe I'll go...if my mad sister accompanies me. Muwhahahahaha! ;^) |
| Matti 21.03.2005 21:44 |
Yay for Fatty! |
| DarkQueen 21.03.2005 22:36 |
fatty, what if we refuse to kiss your ass, call you MR fatty, continuously write LOL, steal things on our way out and refuse to be banned by your Tippex? What'll you do at that point? Just curious... now I will resume kissing your ass :) |
| DeaconJohn 22.03.2005 13:15 |
Now now Alli, I'm sure theres nothing remotley insane about your sister, after all she is related to you... ...oh.....point taken. |
| deleted user 22.03.2005 13:23 |
For your information, sir, I meant Janet (you know...mad cow...) and I would probably resent the fact that you're implying that I am crazy, if I didn't also believe it to be true. GOOD DAY! ;^) |
| DeaconJohn 22.03.2005 13:34 |
Good madam, it would make my year if your good self and our deranged bovine chum caught a flight over to Belfast. Please let me know well in advance when you plan to do so, so I can leave the country ;-) Oh, and if you are allowed out of your straight-jacket, send me an email and let me know how you've been keeping. Not that I care or anything.... ;-) |
| Janet 22.03.2005 13:45 |
Deranged bovine chum eh? Anyone I know? :-D |
| deleted user 22.03.2005 13:46 |
Simply because you are being a smarty-pants about Janet and my visiting, I'm going to propose to her that we surprise attack out of spite... I'll be sure to drop you a line, but for your sake I hope my 'mad cooties' don't get sent through the internet! |
| DeaconJohn 22.03.2005 13:51 |
"Simply because you are being a smarty-pants about Janet and my visiting, I'm going to propose to her that we surprise attack out of spite..." *switches on 'insane americans' radar* Dont you worry, I'll see ya coming... beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep |
| deleted user 22.03.2005 13:52 |
Psst...he's talking about you, Janet.. ;^) |
| DeaconJohn 22.03.2005 13:54 |
beep beep beep beep.... |
| Janet 22.03.2005 13:55 |
beeeep Mooooooooo...beep beep ;-) |
| deleted user 22.03.2005 13:56 |
Clever, very clever. :^P |
| DeaconJohn 22.03.2005 13:57 |
LOL Two unidentified objects showing up on the Moo-Dar..... |
| deleted user 22.03.2005 14:02 |
Just curious, David, but if we're cows, what does that make you? ;^) |
| DeaconJohn 22.03.2005 14:03 |
Um....... a bull? Mad bull? Nah, surley not... |
| deleted user 22.03.2005 14:48 |
I think it only fair that Janet and I decide. ;^) |
| Janet 22.03.2005 15:27 |
link |
| Lisser 22.03.2005 15:30 |
OK OK....that's it!! I've had it....I'm going to have to come to Belfast as well now. It's ONNNNNNN!! Com'on Janet and Ali ;) |
| deleted user 22.03.2005 19:25 |
*giggle* @ the link ;^) |
| geeksandgeeks 22.03.2005 20:14 |
You scared me for a second there, my friend. |