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Discussion #481466
QueenZone discussion #481466
jokes - but mainly for UK readers
jokes - but mainly for UK readers
brENsKi
26.02.2005 07:52
Q: what ahve Ron Atkinson and Britney Spears got in common?
A: They both sound better with the mics turned off
Q: What have (Dame) Ellen McArthur and Arsenal FC got in common?
A: They usually return from Overseas competition sooner than expected
bitesthedust
26.02.2005 09:36
it should be UK & Ireland readers, shouldn't it?
brENsKi
26.02.2005 09:40
because the subject (ie the victims) of both "jokes" were related to Uk football
bitesthedust
26.02.2005 15:48
yes, but people from UK & Ireland will know who they all are...