QueenZone discussion #480522

Buddy Biancalana wrote: If you were French in the 1800s, you'd be Na-Trolleon Bonaparte. If you were a Vietnam bombing campaign you'd be Trolling Thunder. If you were a member of the Holy Trinity you'd be the Trolly Ghost. If you were a nursery rhyme you'd be Old King Troll. If you were blind and you burrowed you'd be the Naked Troll Rat. If African animals drank out of you, you'd be a Serengeti Water Troll. If you were in Nunavat, you'd be the North Magnetic Troll. If you had chocolate chips you'd be a Troll House Cookie. If you were seafood you'd be Filet of Troll or Dover Troll. If you were James Brown you'd be the Godfather of Troll, or else the Hardest Working Man in Troll Business. If you lived in Antarctica you'd be the South Troll. If you were Alan Freed you'd have invented Rock 'n' Troll. If you were incontinent you'd lack self-con-Troll. If you were Warren Buffett you would buy con-Trolling interests. If you were a jazz player, your favorite song would be "Body and Troll." If you were served at the Jersey Shore, you'd be a Lobster Troll. If you were a religious holiday, you'd be All Trolls' Day. If you were anthracite, you'd be Bituminous Troll. If you were a way to prevent conception, you'd be the Rhythm Method of Birth Con-Troll. If you were something irritating the ass of a fat man on his couch, you'd be a Remote Con-Troll. If you arrested Mexicanos, you'd be the Border Pa-Troll. If you were a hole in a lavatory stall, you'd be a Glory Troll. If you outlawed the use of firearms, you'd be Gun Con-Troll. If you were in the North African Campaign, you'd be the Rat Pa-Troll. If you were exercised in a crisis, you'd be Damage Con-Troll. If you indicated public sentiment, you'd be the Gallup Troll. If you came on the side with Moo Goo Gai Pan, you'd be an Egg Troll. Get it? You, sir, are the Emperor of the Trolls. You are venerated under bridges by small ugly homunculi. You lead a worldwide troupe of unsavory midgets.

matthew poulter wrote:

Buddy Biancalana wrote: If you were French in the 1800s, you'd be Na-Trolleon Bonaparte. If you were a Vietnam bombing campaign you'd be Trolling Thunder. If you were a member of the Holy Trinity you'd be the Trolly Ghost. If you were a nursery rhyme you'd be Old King Troll. If you were blind and you burrowed you'd be the Naked Troll Rat. If African animals drank out of you, you'd be a Serengeti Water Troll. If you were in Nunavat, you'd be the North Magnetic Troll. If you had chocolate chips you'd be a Troll House Cookie. If you were seafood you'd be Filet of Troll or Dover Troll. If you were James Brown you'd be the Godfather of Troll, or else the Hardest Working Man in Troll Business. If you lived in Antarctica you'd be the South Troll. If you were Alan Freed you'd have invented Rock 'n' Troll. If you were incontinent you'd lack self-con-Troll. If you were Warren Buffett you would buy con-Trolling interests. If you were a jazz player, your favorite song would be "Body and Troll." If you were served at the Jersey Shore, you'd be a Lobster Troll. If you were a religious holiday, you'd be All Trolls' Day. If you were anthracite, you'd be Bituminous Troll. If you were a way to prevent conception, you'd be the Rhythm Method of Birth Con-Troll. If you were something irritating the ass of a fat man on his couch, you'd be a Remote Con-Troll. If you arrested Mexicanos, you'd be the Border Pa-Troll. If you were a hole in a lavatory stall, you'd be a Glory Troll. If you outlawed the use of firearms, you'd be Gun Con-Troll. If you were in the North African Campaign, you'd be the Rat Pa-Troll. If you were exercised in a crisis, you'd be Damage Con-Troll. If you indicated public sentiment, you'd be the Gallup Troll. If you came on the side with Moo Goo Gai Pan, you'd be an Egg Troll. Get it? You, sir, are the Emperor of the Trolls. You are venerated under bridges by small ugly homunculi. You lead a worldwide troupe of unsavory midgets.

A post after Me Nice 1 Butyou have got to stop stalking me mate

Barry_UK wrote: How does he come to the conclusion that Matthew's a troll? seems a good guy to me.

Buddy Biancalana wrote: Can't take a little jab, eh mate?

Buddy Biancalana wrote: Seriously. Go back, and take a real, good hard look at the nonsense that Mr. Poulter posts. But, considering the left wing, half-witted yahoos that populate this place, it is no surprise that the majority cannot see the plain truth. If he was a stock of oil to be tapped by the government only in a supply emergency, he would be the PeTroll-eum Reserve. If he were in the middle of the highway taking change, he would be a Troll Booth. If he were a John Donne poem, he would end "Do not ask for whom the bell Trolls/It Trolls for thee." If he were a movie about a country singer starring Sissy Spacek, he would be "Troll Miner's Daughter." If all his relatives died off, he would be the Troll Survivor. If he were a dance show hosted by Don Cornelius, he would be "Troll Train" -- or maybe "Troll Stain," I'm not sure which. If he were a disease spread by rabbits, he would be Trolleremia. If he were the illicit spread of weapons of mass destruction, he would be Nuclear Trolliferation. If he were the religious leader of Iran, he would be the Grand AyaTrollah Seyyed Ali Khamenei. If he were 7-Up he would be the Un-Trollah. If he were a punctuation mark he would be the Semi-Trollon. If he were a Southwestern river that never reaches the sea, he would be the Trollorado. If he were Lamont Sanford's no-good friend on "Sanford & Son," he'd be Trollo Lawson. If he were composed by Chopin, he'd be the Trollonaise in A Flat. If he were a Florida holiday football game, he would be the Fed-Ex Orange Troll. If he were a body that elected Popes he would be the Trollege of Cardinals. If he were in the James Gang, he'd be Troll Younger. If he were a crooning songwriter and variety show host of the 1950s, he would be Nat King Troll. If he were the vivacious wife of our fourth president, he'd be Trolley Madison. If he were a disputed atrocity during a 1756 battle in India, he would be the Black Troll of Calcutta. In short... he's kind of a troll.