| YourValentine 19.01.2005 10:22 |
1. "Misfire" is not on the set list 2. Brian still does not want to let him stand at the right side of the stage 3. The tour clashes with his filming commitments to "A Nightmare on Elm Street no 26" 4. He only comes when Freddie comes 5. He reads the QueenZone notice board and is afraid of "these freaks" 6. Paul Rodgers is older than him and has more hair! 7. He reads the QOL forums.... 8. He is sick and tired of Roger spitting on his Fender Precision 9. His family does not fit into the Brixton Academy 10. He does not know what to wear |
| deleted user 19.01.2005 10:25 |
LOL!!!! Maybe people will finally stop asking why he isn't on tour :) |
| Serry... 19.01.2005 10:33 |
:-) He doesn't want to learn and rehearse bass chords for Paul Rodgers' songs - he thinks he's too old for it. |
| AlleeCat 19.01.2005 10:48 |
Very Good YV :-) |
| rachael mae. 19.01.2005 11:41 |
LOL! |
| The Real Wizard 19.01.2005 12:02 |
lol! Welcome to the QZ comedians club, Barbara! |
| Joma 19.01.2005 13:47 |
That's it! poor man |
| QUEENROCKS_1991 19.01.2005 14:09 |
May i ask why doesnt john play no more ? LOL |
| deleted user 19.01.2005 15:21 |
LOL Barb. Not to mention you have him - what was it again - living underneath your bed? ;^) |
| The Fairy King 19.01.2005 16:05 |
hahahah xD nice one YV |
| geeksandgeeks 19.01.2005 20:09 |
<font color=purple>Miss James wrote: LOL Barb. Not to mention you have him - what was it again - living underneath your bed? ;^)He lives under Barb's bed, in my fish tank, in about sixty peoples' basements, and I'm sure some nefarious place in fatty's home. |
| foxxy_moron 19.01.2005 20:18 |
CLOSED CAPTIONING FOR THE SEVERELY HUMOR IMPAIRED BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The "Get Roger Taylor Laid" Fund (CCFTSHI: SHE MADE THAT UP.) . . . May I donate to that fund;) Love the Top Ten reasons!!! |
| Megamike The GREAT 19.01.2005 20:33 |
Here I thought it was because John just couldn't be on stage with anyone with a new nick name such as Roger "Tubby" Taylor.. OK.. I know this joke is gonna get old to those that saw me say it on mirc.. but, I LOVED IT. |
| Zander05 19.01.2005 21:06 |
you forgot to mention that Deaky wanted to grow out the old fro again but Brian and Roger wouldn't allow that... not to mention it would be cruel now what with his lack of hair and all. |
| foxxy_moron 19.01.2005 21:09 |
Yes... It's like accomplishing a bald mullet... |
| deleted user 20.01.2005 00:12 |
Nice one, YV. And I always thought you were a stiff-upper-lip kinda lady... ;-) |
| Saint Jiub 20.01.2005 00:54 |
LOL - a badly needed doese of good humor |
| geeksandgeeks 20.01.2005 16:53 |
foxxy_moron wrote: CLOSED CAPTIONING FOR THE SEVERELY HUMOR IMPAIRED BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The "Get Roger Taylor Laid" Fund (CCFTSHI: SHE MADE THAT UP.) . . . May I donate to that fund;)Absolutely. We accept donations of one US dollar or more, chocolate pralines, or John Deacon alive and well :) |
| foxxy_moron 20.01.2005 20:24 |
geeksandgeeks wrote:OH so its money you want...foxxy_moron wrote: CLOSED CAPTIONING FOR THE SEVERELY HUMOR IMPAIRED BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The "Get Roger Taylor Laid" Fund (CCFTSHI: SHE MADE THAT UP.) . . . May I donate to that fund;)Absolutely. We accept donations of one US dollar or more, chocolate pralines, or John Deacon alive and well :) Well thats a shame. I was going to get roger taylor laid for you:):):P:P:P:P |
| Mr Bad Gut 20.01.2005 20:59 |
REASONS 11 - 20 11. He still hasn't got over them calling him "Deacon John" on Queen 1 12. He's worried they may make him wear a horse again 13. being referred to as "the most unpopuless member of Queen, which I think is a shame 'cos he's got 6 children" 14. Brian insisted on forcing an unwanted solo on Backchat 15. Being deliberately excluded from the original version of WWRY (Brian later felt bad and relented by giving him a funky solo in the fast version) 16. Being branded a "dodgy old man" after the Budapest incident 17. He's still looking for a heavier bass 18. He's a restless kind of guy, but there's no turning back 19. He's worried they may make him wear a horse again 20. Spike insisting on singing into his microphone at Wembley '86. He will never be forgiven |
| foxxy_moron 20.01.2005 21:05 |
what was the budapest thing???? i dont think he's dodgy. He's pretty darn handsome and sexy to me. . . . I say that WAY too much |
| Mr Bad Gut 20.01.2005 21:24 |
EVERYBODY knows about the Budapest incident. Especially Miss Smelly Socks. |
| foxxy_moron 20.01.2005 21:28 |
how come i dont.......... |
| Sicmot 20.01.2005 23:14 |
John is playing beachwollwy with the guys? |
| foxxy_moron 20.01.2005 23:45 |
i am confused now. what did he do that made people think hes dodgy or whatever. |
| Queenman!! 21.01.2005 04:19 |
21. He is still hanging around in the stripbar with some nude chicks 22. He has stiff fingers and forgot to handle the bass guitar 23. His children wanted to go to disneyland every day. 24.He can't beat the pressure and bites the dust if he can. 24. His wife wants him to stay at home and do the dishes and cleaning. 25. He has no time to go to the gym to be fit enough for the gig. 26. He is affraid of Jim Hutton, he is single again, or the "old fiends" of freddie. The Munnich '84 period (living on my own video) 27. His Volvo car has finally broke down, so he can't make it in time. 28. He don't like wearing the tighty trousers again, or a leotard from Freddie. (Rock in Rio) 29.He is scared of the idea Fans won't reconise him. Being bold and old 30. He is happy with his boring life and wants to be 20 pounds heavier so John Entwissle admires him. |
| Teo_torriate04 21.01.2005 06:53 |
'30. He is happy with his boring life and wants to be 20 pounds heavier so John Entwissle admires him.' He'd have a job, seeing as John Entwhistle's been dead for 2 1/2 years. |
| Sonia Doris 21.01.2005 09:04 |
mr bad gut: 12=19 |
| Queen T 21.01.2005 11:43 |
seriously...can't anyone answer the question about what happened in Budapest? Sorry some are so "lame" as to not know... |
| brENsKi 21.01.2005 12:34 |
actually...he'd really quite like to join the tour...but he put his bass guitar down somewhere in late 1997 and for the life of him he can't fucking remember where he left it |
| Mr Bad Gut 21.01.2005 12:49 |
He's REALLY worried they'll make him wear a horse. |
| brENsKi 21.01.2005 14:12 |
apparently he's found the bass now - it was impounded when he lost his licence for speeding |
| geeksandgeeks 21.01.2005 17:02 |
foxxy_moron wrote:I knew that. But then there wouldn't be a fund anymore, and I couldn't fund CCFTSHI. Also, I don't know where he is.geeksandgeeks wrote:OH so its money you want... Well thats a shame. I was going to get roger taylor laid for you:):):P:P:P:Pfoxxy_moron wrote: CLOSED CAPTIONING FOR THE SEVERELY HUMOR IMPAIRED BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The "Get Roger Taylor Laid" Fund (CCFTSHI: SHE MADE THAT UP.) . . . May I donate to that fund;)Absolutely. We accept donations of one US dollar or more, chocolate pralines, or John Deacon alive and well :) |
| foxxy_moron 21.01.2005 18:49 |
MyHammerIsFalling wrote: seriously...can't anyone answer the question about what happened in Budapest? Sorry some are so "lame" as to not know...ohhh true i am lame lol. but i probably know... and just dont recall it being as the budapest thing. or it has skipped my mind.. well can someone refresh my memory. |
| Deacons 1st Choice 21.01.2005 19:16 |
Honestly though.... John has a life beyond Queen now (shocking to some i know!! How can ANYONE live without Queen you say...) and he is fully enjoying it at his leisure. Let him live it....."Let Him Live"! |
| dannyboy 26.01.2005 11:19 |
If you've got the Live at Budapest video you can see John's "Budapest incident", Freddie bought Antiques, Roger went go-karting, Brian went up in a hot air balloon and John.......... |
| deleted user 26.01.2005 12:00 |
So ... John went for a beer and chatted with several people on the banks of the river danube. What about it???? |
| dannyboy 26.01.2005 16:50 |
As far as I recall he only speaks to one person.... but don't get your knickers in a twist Peter. I have a feeling that the list was meant to be humorous |
| 1quen_fan 26.01.2005 17:28 |
LOL:) |
| Las Palabras De Amor 26.01.2005 17:45 |
HAHAHA. He's dedicated to writing Nightmare on Elm Street no 26. wtf? ::shrugs:: |
| newcastle 86! 16483 26.01.2005 19:04 |
john richard deacon needs to answer HIS public he needs to give us an answer ............why i hear you all cry? well jd got into the music scene and lived (and toured like a trooper) for all those years the fame came with it, the fame all the fans gave him. now my point being, at least we deserve a reaction from him too to this tour in some way, doesnt he owe us an explanation? then (me for one) will be soooo much happier and never bother the little man again. The fact that he hasnt even given anyone a reaction is totally unresponsible. i feel so much better and anyone who wants to attack this post fuck off! its constructive and how i feeel |
| Deacons 1st Choice 26.01.2005 21:56 |
Point taken Newcastle86...but keep in mind that John IS "retired" so he does;nt have to do anything for us at all. I personally myself don't feel that he "owes" me, as a fan, ANYTHING. He gave up most of his life to entertain us and it's time he had some time to enjoy what life he has left to him in peace. Let him be... I'm like you in a way in that i of course would enjoy hearing from him...but i know he is well aware of what is going on and of course has some comment on it. Wether or not we will hear it anytime soon is another matter.... |
| newcastle 86! 16483 27.01.2005 20:01 |
true true |
| DoctorNine 27.01.2005 22:29 |
foxxy_moron wrote: It's like accomplishing a bald mullet...Ah yes. LOL. ;-) |
| foxxy_moron 28.01.2005 01:37 |
Kaletzibar wrote:I wonder how that could be done anyways....foxxy_moron wrote: It's like accomplishing a bald mullet...Ah yes. LOL. ;-) |
| foxxy_moron 28.01.2005 01:39 |
Deacons 1st Choice wrote: Point taken Newcastle86...but keep in mind that John IS "retired" so he does;nt have to do anything for us at all. I personally myself don't feel that he "owes" me, as a fan, ANYTHING. He gave up most of his life to entertain us and it's time he had some time to enjoy what life he has left to him in peace. Let him be... I'm like you in a way in that i of course would enjoy hearing from him...but i know he is well aware of what is going on and of course has some comment on it. Wether or not we will hear it anytime soon is another matter....He doesnt owe me anything either.. Just seeing him on the dvds gives me satisfaction |