I'm not sure but from what I can remember you state to be from 'PN'. Now I'm not sure and I'll claim the fifth if asked but it's my understanding that stands for Pennsylvania. So because of that I post this in a hope that you will would make it make sense to me and others.
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE PENNSYLVANIAN WHEN:
Warning:
Some of the following statements may also apply to Ohio, Michigan, Vermont, New Hampshire and Maine. *giggle*
1. "Vacation" means going up north past I-80 for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave all the doors unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a concrete statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. When you say "Down South" to you mean Pittsburgh.
16. A critter is something you can eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
18. You go out to a fish fry every Friday.
19. You 4TH of July Picnic was moved indoors due to frost. (this might be more of a Northern Michigan or Maine thing LOL!!)
20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. You find O degrees "a little chilly."
22. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Pennsylvania friends.
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So...start making them funny, Burnham.