Scott: Oh, I hate you both. I've hated you ever since I can remember. I hate you and I wish you both had cancer.
[Laughter stops]
Phillip: Cancer?
Scott: Yes, in the head.
Terrance: Head cancer?
Scott: This is not the end Terrance and Phillip. You'll rue this day.
Terrance: Wow, Scott really hates us Phillip.
Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
[Silence]
Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not?
Terrance: Well, let us board the subway and return home. There we can eat Kroff Dinner.
Phillip: Yes, it's been a long day, and only Kroff Dinner can calm my nerves.
later...
Terrance: Hey Scott, guess what?
[Fart]
[Laughter]
Scott: Uh, I hate you more than ever Terrance and Phillip. I absolutely abhor you both.
Scott is motioning peculiarly at Terrance and Phillip.
Phillip: What are you doing Scott?
Scott: I'm wishing cancer upon you.
Phillip: Cancer?
Scott: That's right, I'm trying to give you cancer with my mind.
Terrance: Ah, stop that.
Terrance hides behind Phillip.
Phillip: Hey, don't give me cancer.
(Cut to MTV News Broadcasting.)
Announcer: You're watching MTV! The cool brain-washing twelve year old and younger station that hides behind a slick image! We're so cool that we decided what's cool! And now, MTV News! The news that has single-handedly dumbing down our country, which is cool! Here's your host, Kurt Loader!
Kurt Loader: Why am I still doing this?! I've got to be the oldest person on this network by at least forty years!
Announcer: Kurt Loader didn't just say that! No wait! He did just say it, but just to be cool! That's what makes him cool! You think Kurt Loader is cool! And now, the news that's cool!
Kurt Loader: Well, it's only two weeks until Lalapalulubublu and the headlining band has changed! Now, headlining the event is Timmy! The new hit sensation out of Colarado! This news came as a shock to the performer that was going to headline Lalapalabla, Phil Collins!
Who knew that this board could get so much response from a person typing "fist year indeed" as the topic? I don't know whether this is some kind of Queezone miracle, or perhaps we are just so pathetic we will respond to nonsense. Hmmmm, interesting.
The Fairy King wrote: Scott: Oh, I hate you both. I've hated you ever since I can remember. I hate you and I wish you both had cancer.
[Laughter stops]
Phillip: Cancer?
Scott: Yes, in the head.
Terrance: Head cancer?
Scott: This is not the end Terrance and Phillip. You'll rue this day.
Terrance: Wow, Scott really hates us Phillip.
Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
[Silence]
Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not?
Terrance: Well, let us board the subway and return home. There we can eat Kroff Dinner.
Phillip: Yes, it's been a long day, and only Kroff Dinner can calm my nerves.
