I would grab a shovel and start beating him violently yelling "YOU ARE DEAD, YOU NEED TO STAY DEAD, GET THE F&$K OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU SICK BASTARD...." and while I was at it, drink more Coke..
If that were to happen to any of us, we should immediately look at our significant others and say "Robert, what's wrong with this world is that we all spend so much time thinking about clever answers to completely random questions instead of helping the poor."
(Warning: This is assuming your significant other's name is Robert.)
;)
pfffff Nixon? quien chota es Nixon? Un salame era... le tengo mas miedo a Menem...
Nixon? jajajajaja pobre gente...
En fin, aguante el queso reggianito UNA MASA!! :D