Snowboard 07.12.2004 21:32 |
lolololololol, i don't know what's this, but i'm certain of one thing, i'm very crazy... mine is sk8_snowboard_skt@hotmail.com |
Lisser 08.12.2004 10:07 |
Ahem, I am in line behind Ms. Janet to take the throne of Queen bitch thank you. *waves at Janet* heyyyyyy girl!!! |
deleted user 08.12.2004 18:46 |
*ahem* I am second to Janet, Lisser, so there. No skipping!!! ;^P |
KillerQueen840 08.12.2004 19:11 |
hehehe Thanks for the nomination, HeM! AND me as Jan's partner? Yeehaw! That sounds like fun. |
KillerQueen840 08.12.2004 19:41 |
<font color=darkred><b>The Prophet HeM wrote:I hearby knight you, Sir HeM. ;-)MarchOfTheDirtQueen wrote: I already know you're a nobody - you don't need to tell me. Now bow down before me!*downs before Jess and Yog* |
deleted user 08.12.2004 22:12 |
Excuse me, Hem, but I think seniority comes before age. :^PP And too old? I'm 19! |
iGSM 08.12.2004 23:13 |
< Can I get that in writing? Perhaps a certificate that I can remind you of at periods of sorrow? Yeah, I think Janet and Miss James are way ahead of any n00bs. Janet and Miss James pwn. Of course Miss James is waaaaaaaaaay to old at 19. God. You're like Joan Rivers..except not. |
deleted user 09.12.2004 09:02 |
Oh, yeah?! well you're like Keith Richards, iGSM! |
Lisser 09.12.2004 09:03 |
<font color=darkred><b>The Prophet HeM wrote:Dearest Hem,<font color=purple>Miss James wrote: *ahem* I am second to Janet, Lisser, so there. No skipping!!! ;^PJess and Yogurt are the first! You, Janet and Lisser can wait. You're all too old for this, no offense, I think you can understand. Jess and Jan are young, they can do it better. :-D Janet, Miss James, and I are too old to be the Queens of Queenzone? I can see Hem, that you will be spending eternity alone as you have no idea what to say and what not to say to women or people in general. Since you posted your opinion, I think I'll chime in with my two cents worth. I think you are not only physically too young but mentally too young to be posting on this board. I doubt I am the only one that believes this as your senseless posts display your virtual age of oh....about 4. I do have to admit that I love it when you stick your foot in your mouth. But since I am the wretched old age of 29 and my wrinkles are so utterly disgusting and I smell of Ben Gay, I guess I'll go back to sitting in front of the fire place in my rocking chair so I can knit you a scarf to hang yourself with for Xmas. Yes, this is how old women act. Deal with it. Now I'll step aside and let Janet rip you a new asshole as soon as she sees your post about us being too old. Oh sorry Ali, I skipped line, since I am so old my memory tends to fail me at times. |
iGSM 09.12.2004 09:06 |
I am not like Keith Richards *injects every drug ever invented into brain* Now, shaddup! *plays a mega riff that roxxors people's soxxors* heh ;) |
iGSM 09.12.2004 09:09 |
Yeah...19 and 29 are like soooooooo old. God, I'm pre-historic at 18. I'll never be the Queen of Queenzone. *hides blush* |
Mean Mistreater 09.12.2004 09:11 |
BRAVO! Great post Lisser!! I guess Hem would consider my age of 25 over the hill as well! |
deleted user 09.12.2004 09:13 |
LOL iGSM and nice one, Lisser. Geez, you gotta be under the age of 9 to be considered "young" nowadays. I didn't expect the "you're old" comments to hit in until at least 21. ;^) |
Monte: Liquorice Years 09.12.2004 09:15 |
you're all fucking mad...and i love it! i cant deny it! its great! its fantastic! im just acting like an idiot..an idiot who's drunk!!! hehe |
iGSM 09.12.2004 09:17 |
heh, I do notice now that I think 'Crap, I remember when [event x] happened' and some kid rides past on a jet bike 'Hey, grandpa, get off the road!'. That hurts. 9 is the new 21, Miss James. Or isn't your hearing aid turned up? Which wouldn't make a lot of sense because you're not actually hearing me. Not even me tapping away on this keyboard. |
Janet 09.12.2004 09:23 |
LOL! Lisser, I don't think I could add anything to what you've already said. Anyway, who wants to be the Queen of Queenzone anyway? Afterall Fatty made me a Dame last year, and it got old rather quick! ;-) |
iGSM 09.12.2004 09:26 |
I'll be the Queen of Queenzone. I think I could do a good job. Odd knighting here, visit the commoners, couple of executions and pardoning certain folks of ill repute. Yes, I'll make a damned good Queen of Queenzone. But 'Ol' Lady' Miss James would do quite as well. After all she has laser eye power and karate death action. Or at least she does now. |
deleted user 09.12.2004 09:26 |
What's the you say, iGSM? EH?! Hang on, let me put my false teeth in so I can talk better. |
Lisser 09.12.2004 09:33 |
Huh? I can't hear anything. Shit I can't see either!! Hem good luck in finding a bride. You have a while since you are only 14 right? My hopes are that you will advance in your etiquitte. If you don't think before you speak you'll be a lonely turd forever. Don't worry though, when you become old like me, you tend to learn from your mistakes and you look before you step in shit. |
iGSM 09.12.2004 09:39 |
< Oh God, she's going senile too. She's forgetting how to spell! WHY DO ONLY THE GOOD GO SENILE AT 19!? Yeah...also putting 'no offense' usally implies that the content/context of the next sentence is going to be offensive.. it's like saying to rotund people 'You're fat..no offense...fatty, fatty, fat, fat'. So we learnt something today. 19 is old. 29 is ancient. This message was bought to you by the letter M .. fOR MURDER!!!!!!! |
Sonia Doris 09.12.2004 09:39 |
i brought some popcorn. who wants some? :D |
Bob The Shrek 09.12.2004 09:40 |
If 29 is ancient, what the fuck does that make me, at 43? |
Lisser 09.12.2004 09:43 |
well ello there kind, green, handsome sir!!! Yes I am ready to be mummified Bob!! I want one of those canes with the horns on it ok? That way I can beep for people to get out of my way when I'm coming through. |
iGSM 09.12.2004 09:43 |
Yeah, I had intended to put that in my original post Bob, but couldn't for the life of Julie Andrews remember how old you are.. now I know. So what was the universe like before Bob? Before the everything, that is. Pretty good? A bit black and cold? Don't tell me. You had Graham Norton as company? |
Bob The Shrek 09.12.2004 09:47 |
Well, there was no Christmas to worry about and the dinosaurs were a bit of a bastard to cook but, apart from that, it wasn't too bad. |
Monte: Liquorice Years 09.12.2004 09:48 |
hit me with that popcorn Sonia! ummm...popcorn |
Sonia Doris 09.12.2004 09:49 |
Cunning Stunt wrote: hit me with that popcorn Sonia! ummm...popcornhm...i'll try...hope i wont kill you!!! guess what...have soda too!!! :D |
Monte: Liquorice Years 09.12.2004 09:51 |
sweet as (pie) |
iGSM 09.12.2004 09:55 |
Hmm, sounds like a top place to live. Cooking dinosaurs and no Christmas. Sounds like Tasmania. h0h0! |
Bob The Shrek 09.12.2004 10:08 |
Thinking about it - if I was there before all creation - wouldn't that make me ....... GOD? Mwahhahahahaahahaha |
iGSM 09.12.2004 10:11 |
Uh..no. It would make you Sir Arthur Conan Doyle..him or or Professor Barnes Wallis. Take you pick. A brillian writer who occasionally umpired cricket or the inventor of the bouncing bomb? Well, it's up to you now. |
Bob The Shrek 09.12.2004 10:13 |
I'll take Barnes Wallis - I can use the bouncing bomb better than the pen. Okay, all I need now is a Lancaster bomber and a few dams.......... |
Megamike The GREAT 09.12.2004 11:02 |
Well, I really haven't had much of a chance to chat with Janet, but I have with Mel and I know that Mel would be a GREAT Queenzone Queen.. she is all wise and knowing.. and her advanced years only improve her sharp and witty mind.. and I know if Mel is that good then Janet must be better, but as I said, I don't really know Janet.. These younger gals.. they can learn a few things from the older ones.. Does that earn me a couple brownie points Your Highness? <Bows> |
Lisser 09.12.2004 12:25 |
ohhh Mike, now see you should teach Mr. Hem a few things on ass kissing!! Women love it!! Even us oldies. I especially like the part where you said I am all knowing..boy is that a load of crap!!! You know better than most how computer blonde I am!!! Remember the time we were comparing our computers and I had no clue what kind I had or any of those numbers!!! That was hilarious. But spew on.......... |
Megamike The GREAT 09.12.2004 12:50 |
Sir HeM.... as the beautiful and intelligent Lisser pointed out, you get more with sweet talking women than poking fun at their age.. :) Now you don't need to stick your nose up their ass all the time.. (of course it never hurts.. and for some.. nevermind.. ) but trust me, I know from experience.. and some day I too will get laid.. of course that is just a dream.. |
Megamike The GREAT 09.12.2004 12:57 |
actually, the trick is.. to always tell them they look younger than they are.. EXCEPT for the ones that are under 18.. they actually like being told they look older.. |
Lisser 09.12.2004 13:00 |
<font color=darkred><b>Sir Wise HeM wrote:I will never refer to you as that, infact from here on out you are the Little Turd Boy.Lisser wrote: ohhh Mike, now see you should teach Mr. Hem a few things on ass kissing!!SIR Hem, please. Keep sticking your foot in your mouth Turd Boy, I am thoroughly enjoying this. |
Lisser 09.12.2004 14:19 |
You just might be learning something...Turd Boy!! First lesson is old ladies are always right!! Always. |
KillerQueen840 09.12.2004 14:50 |
Uh oh..I think I sense ageism in the air.. |
Lisser 09.12.2004 16:54 |
<font color=darkred><b>Sir Wise HeM wrote:Yes Turd Boy...I am old. I age gracefully however.Lisser wrote: You just might be learning something...Turd Boy!! First lesson is old ladies are always right!! Always.So are you confessing that you're old? :-D |
Megamike The GREAT 09.12.2004 18:20 |
Look.. I am gonna put an end to this now.. I AM THE NEW QUEEN!!!! |
Snowboard 09.12.2004 22:45 |
Snowboard wrote: lolololololol, i don't know what's this, but i'm certain of one thing, i'm very crazy... mine is sk8_snowboard_skt@hotmail.comlolololllololollolololol, are you ¢®4zy??? but why?????? my msn is: sk8_snowboard_skt@hotmail.com |
iGSM 10.12.2004 00:20 |
88 is two fat ladies. But 88 doesn't exist. George Burns and Bob Hope never lived to be 100. Ever. |
Lisser 10.12.2004 09:55 |
<font color=darkred><b>Sir Wise HeM wrote:You are still a Turd Boy.Linda Of The Valley wrote:Ok, then they are the Qz Queens and you are MY Queen. ;-) And Lisser, that's ok. I'm happy, I'm tired, I'm listening to The Prophet's Song live, I got 100% in my final english examinations and this discussion already became a pointless childish fight. "You did it first", "no, you did it first", "my dad can beat yours", "no, mine can beat yours", "I'll call my mum", "no, you won't", "yes I will", "so do it!", "MUUUUUUUUUM, he said that dad can't beat his dad", "you silly!", "MOMMY, THAT UGLY BOY CALLED ME SILLY", "MUUUUUUUUUM, THAT BORING GIRL CALLED ME UGLY", "I will never talk to you again", "No, I will never talk to you again", "No, I will never talk to YOU", "hey, do you have the new Teletubies videogame?", "yes, but I don't have the 2nd one", "hey, can you lend me yours? I have the 2nd and can lend it to you", "ok, done! You're cool, sorry for insulting you", "all right", "but I still won't talk to you", "Me neither, but I don't care, I'm QZ's Queen", "no, you're not", "yes I am", "no, you're not", "yes I am", "no, you're not", "yes I am"...<font color=darkred><b>Sir Wise HeM wrote:It doesn't matter if ur a deity or not (I agree with ur choices, just saying!) but what about me? :-PMarchOfTheDirtQueen wrote: P.S. Welcome to Queenzone. I, along with LadyMoonshineDown are the Queens of this Zone. Bow down before us and succumb to the taste of deep-fried chicken. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!The Queens? WHo said that? You two have just joined. You're cool, but it's too early yet. LadyMoonShineDown is just annoying. I'd elect as the Queens of the zone Jeannette (Yogurt) and Jessica (KillerQueen840). |
Megamike The GREAT 10.12.2004 18:45 |
But no one nominated you to be SIR turd Boy.. oh well.. I nominate myself to be sir megamike.. |
Sonia Doris 10.12.2004 19:01 |
you can just address me as your highness... |
iGSM 10.12.2004 22:19 |
You can address me as Cracker Barrel. |
Sonia Doris 11.12.2004 07:49 |
<font color=red>Sir Ralph "Turd Boy" HeM wrote:when???<font color=red>MegaMike</font> wrote: But no one nominated you to be SIR turd Boy.. oh well.. I nominate myself to be sir megamike..Read my signature. KillerQueen840 nominated me knight. :-P |
dennis 15767 11.12.2004 08:33 |
MarchOfTheDirtQueen wrote: *ROLLS EYES, GRABS SWORD AND CUTS OFF HEM'S HEAD* Well, I knew that kiss of death would get ya somehow... just not like this...¢®4Z¥ Wait till she starts spitting soup and saying: YOUR MOTHER SOCKS COCKS IN HELL Thinks It's something for you. |