there was a guy he looked in the fridge and saw a loaf of bread and he thought it was his when he looked closly he found it wasnt his because it said thick cut! whats your jokes?
A man and his wife are sitting down watching tv, when the wife goes, "ok Superman, lets go have sex" well the husband is a bit pumped up at that remark and asks "Hun, Why did you call me Superman, is it because I am the man of steel?" and she said "nope" Hmm.. "Is it because I am more powerful than a Locomotive? huh huh <wink, wink> " and his wife said again.. "nope.." well.. now he is really confused.. so he looks at her and says.. " So Why then.." and she stops and looks back at him and says "because you are faster than a speeding bullet!"
Moral of this story men, if your woman seems to compliment you... take it.. DON'T ask questions...
deleted user 04.11.2004 16:54
In the spirit of the Superman joke.
Superman is flying over Metropolis and he sees Wonder Woman on her roof sunbathing in the nude. He decides that he should get a little superbooty, *wink wink* and she wouldnt even notice cuz he would go so fast, so he does and then he flies away happy. Wonder woman sits up and is like "What's that?" The invisible man gets off her and says "I dont know, but my butt hurts like heck now!" lol... :^)
"The Republican National Committee announced today
that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman
explained that the condom more clearly reflects the
party's stance today, because a condom accepts
inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting fucked."
MetzgerR wrote: Can we please have at least one thread in the personal section that does not involve politics and people attacking others?
Sheesh!
Ja ne...
Apparently not.
But I will say that that was a pretty good joke.
MetzgerR wrote: Can we please have at least one thread in the personal section that does not involve politics and people attacking others?
Sheesh!
Ja ne...
MetzgerR wrote: Can we please have at least one thread in the personal section that does not involve politics and people attacking others?
Sheesh!
Ja ne...