A new story, but the rules are you may not write more than two sentences:
Alright I'll start.
It was a beautiful day, Timmy was playing in the garden of his house. But suddenly a big car stopped, there came a black man out of the car, and he said:
So now litlle Timmy is known as Leroy Brown, but he got another breakdown. He started to walk down the streat and shoot people that he meet, with his rubber tommy water gun.
Then John McCain walked up to Timmy and told him that it was necessary for him to stop the evil Judge Wargrave from killing them all. "Ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone!" said McCain.
but ever since he was a young boy, he played the silver ball...
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then the Kurgan came and decapitated Paulpenney because he was the master of his destiny, and all people worshipped his great ass because he declared himself the god of kingdom come. He picked up Paulpenney's severed head, pulled out the tongue and used the head to rimjob himself...
But he wanted to break free from this strange live, cause he didn't knew wether it is real or just the fantasy of some Queenzoners.
So he changed his I into an O, and immedialty he got blind, deaf and stupid, but played the silver ball