Is your dad a farmer, cos youve grown a fine pair of melons! (written by a gnr fan)
(Spill a drink on the girl) Opps, youd better get out of those wet clothes
(throw a piece of ice on the floor and stand on it) there, Ive broken the ice
Im bigger and better than the titanic baby- only a 1000 women went down on that!
<font color="lime">~Jess~ KQ840 wrote: I don't really have any.. but my peers' away messages usually say something like, "I'm doing my homework now, don't you wish you were my homework?"