If toast always lands butter side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast, buttered side up, on a cat and dropped it?
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I'm sorry the last one wasn't very funny. I promise I will try to make sure that the next installments of TOTD are funnier.
That would be a great idea. Imagine a MagLev train. Instead of using linear induction motors to propel it, just use a stray cat and buttered toast, put it under a train, add means of propulsion, and you have a reduced friction mode of transportation, aside from the airplane.
Ok, here's one- WHY THE HELL DOES GYM CLASS COUNT ON OUR G.P.A.? IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL CLASS OR ANYTHING! IT'S JUST STUPID!
*ahem* Sorry. I just had a moment of intense anger there.
SergeantPepperDG wrote: Ok, here's one- WHY THE HELL DOES GYM CLASS COUNT ON OUR G.P.A.? IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL CLASS OR ANYTHING! IT'S JUST STUPID!
*ahem* Sorry. I just had a moment of intense anger there.
In the first quarter of sixth grade I would have gotten a 4.0 GPA, but I got a "D" in art for goofing off.
After that, partly because of her sense of humor, she became one of my favorite teachers.
After that she used me as an example saying:
"I have been known to keep people off the honor roll"
Gym's an easy A for me, because all we have to do is get dressed, show up, and participate. But if we were graded on actual athletic skill, that could be a problem.
Inu Yasha (a.k.a. Lum's Stormtroopers) wrote: If toast always lands butter side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast, buttered side up, on a cat and dropped it?
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I'm sorry the last one wasn't very funny. I promise I will try to make sure that the next installments of TOTD are funnier.
Well actually, this one made me laugh... keep 'em coming!!