What are the weirdest dreams you've ever had?
Here are some of mine:
I was at this place that looked like a post office and some girl was hitting on me and asking me to have sex with her, and so I had sex with Dick Cheney.
Then this other girl was spinning me around in a rowboat, asking me questions and yelling at me about an old folks' home. I was yelling "This is all about Winston"!
And:
Okay, I had this dream where me and my dad were on the Amazing Race. We went to this train station to try and get somewhere. John Lennon and Yoko Ono were there.
Then everything was on Wheel of Fortune, and the answer to the clue was "Mark David Chapman".
And:
I was at this wall on my street, and Nazis were chasing me, and my friends and I were jumping over the wall to get away from them... That's all I really remember of that one.
And:
I keep having dreams about Nick Berg.
The latest one was, I'm in my room, and I'm listening to Magical Mystery Tour by the Beatles and I say, "This song is for Nick Berg" or something like that and the song is "Hello Goodbye".
I also had another one where I was reading something in a printout about him. It's all really really weird.
And:
John got shot and all but he didn't die, and he went to this school where he used to go to, and this lady named Mrs. Mariano was yelling at him in the cafeteria. Then this little girl was talking about how John was her father and that he had gone away to South Africa. There was this whole party going on in the cafeteria and it kept going back and fourth flashing back to when John went to school there.
And, the mother of all weird dreams:
Okay, I was listening to the group Dream, and they had some song that went "Mama, you made me anorexic" but it wasn't on the album and I was talking about how it was a good diss song like "How Do You Sleep" by John Lennon, and I couldn't think of who replaced Melissa Schuman in Dream. I put on the album and the same couple songs kept playing over and over again. My dad came down and I said "It must be a reprise". Then I checked my e-mail and my friend sent me an e-mail about something she's been meaning to e-mail me but she didn't attach anything. Then I was on a plane to New York, but this guy who I think was my teacher or something kept telling me I couldn't sit in these certain seats because I was too tall, but I was thinking that he thought I was a terrorist. He kept saying I couldn't sit in all the different seats. The seats were like bus seats instead of plane seats. I ended up on the top of the plane, and it took off and it was going sideways and upside down but I still held onto it. Then I crawled inside and this guy who looked like this dude I work with, he was a band manager or something and he was really obnoxious, and he was controlling everything, like at different points we would go back to our class at school and then be back on the plane again. One time we were back and it was my neighbor's house, and I was at the back door, and this guy I go to school with was running around with his shoes in his hands. I asked him what was going on and he said he was taking "Pick Up Your Shoes and Locker I" and I looked in the handbook and there was a II of that too, and he told me almost all the time was spent in choir class. Then someone came over and gave me a piece of paper and it was the attachment my friend had been meaning to send me. Then I woke up.
I once had a dream where I was falling, but then I woke up. I also had this other dream where I was falling. This other time I had this dream in which I was falling. I had another dream; I think I was falling. Once, though, I had this dream that I was falling. All the rest of my dreams I can't really remember too well.
But once I dreamt that George W. Bush won re-election. I didn't care about the fact that he won, I just was thinking 'Where the hell was I during the election coverage?'
Then I had my trite 'sex with Dick Cheney' dream.*
*For those of you lacking wit, I never had this dream.
Haha, very well then. I mean, Dick Cheney is such the quintessential sex icon of the day, it wouldn't be surprising if he did dream of having sex with himself.
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deleted user 06.09.2004 19:38
One of the weirdest and funniest dreams I ever had was the one about a little space ship landing in my grandmother's living room. The aliens that came out of the space ship were lots of little blonde kittens. They all spread throughout the house, so my family and I had to kill them.
*ahem* you had to be there.
Miss James wrote: One of the weirdest and funniest dreams I ever had was the one about a little space ship landing in my grandmother's living room. The aliens that came out of the space ship were lots of little blonde kittens. They all spread throughout the house, so my family and I had to kill them.
*ahem* you had to be there.
That was a lovely dream until you killed all the kittens.
deleted user 06.09.2004 19:49
When I was a kid, I read a book based on the Gremlins movie and I had a nightmare. I was naked, why I dont know, and I was running down the middle of a street and the gremlins were chasing me. I kept running and suddenly I had to climb a wall and I woke up when one of the gremlins bit my ankle. It was scary! Surprisingly I had seen the Gremlins movie before and it did not have this same effect.
LOL...
"One of the weirdest and funniest dreams I ever had was the one about a little space ship landing in my grandmother's living room. The aliens that came out of the space ship were lots of little blonde kittens. They all spread throughout the house, so my family and I had to kill them."
That's just REALLY funny. Blonde kittens, lmfao.
When I was little, I had this reocurring dream, where I was a witch, and when I put my hand under the light, it was all green and witch-y, but when it was dark, I was normal.
"But I was naked when I watched the movie and when I read the book. Didn't I tell you babe? I used to live on a nudist colony. LOL!!!"
- Aha...that's one tidbit about yourself that you forgot to tell me...LOL
Dick Cheney really gets around in people's dreams. Probably not Lynn's, though ;)
deleted user 07.09.2004 16:39
FreddiesGhettoTrench wrote: I was at this wall on my street, and Nazis were chasing me, and my friends and I were jumping over the wall to get away from them... That's all I really remember of that one.