Freddie_slave 31.08.2004 06:16 |
Does anybody knows joke about Freddie or Queen. I heard this one: Q:what do Freddie Mercury and princes Diana have in common? A:they both had to die to go away from Queen. I don't think it's very funny, tought... |
Albyboy 31.08.2004 11:06 |
First of all, let me tell you that I'm very surprised that the Queen-extremists still haven't killed you... Astonishingly, still no "Leave Freddie rest in peace" and so on... (Hey, be quiet there outside, I'm just joking ;-)). Unfortunately, I don't know any joke about Freddie but, if you want, I've got a handful of stupidities about Diana... If you are interested, just open a new topic in the Personal forum and I will be there... I think it suits best that place... :) Albyboy |
chancelloramethyst 03.09.2004 02:37 |
Here's the one I've heard: What do David Bowie and a thermometer have in common? They both have a little Mercury in them. SNARK. -Amethyst "Did you, like, know, that, like, Mike Myers went to school with, like, Elton John's, like, boyfriend?" "Mike Myers went to school with Bernie Taupin?" |
Brian_Mays_Wig 03.09.2004 02:43 |
This one was about in Nov 91: Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey??? A turkey lasts til Christmas. Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one. |
Oberon 03.09.2004 05:25 |
Drs. DAJA wrote: It's not funny but it's a good oneHow can it be good if it's not funny? The concept of a joke is that it makes you laugh. |
Little_Queenie 03.09.2004 05:34 |
Brian_Mays_Wig wrote: This one was about in Nov 91: Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey??? A turkey lasts til Christmas. Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.Disgusting. |
Albyboy 03.09.2004 06:11 |
Little_Queenie wrote: Disgusting.Once more, I have to agree.. |
Sonia Doris 03.09.2004 06:14 |
I don't know...they might be good. I don't like those kind of jokes... No offense |
Sonia Doris 03.09.2004 06:14 |
I wonder what Freddie would say if he heard those jokes... |
BrianHMay 03.09.2004 07:09 |
Brian_Mays_Wig wrote: This one was about in Nov 91: Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey??? A turkey lasts til Christmas. Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.thats not a joke |
killerwatt 03.09.2004 07:38 |
I have a Sense of humour but these kind of Jokes suck so piss off |
FriedChicken 03.09.2004 07:56 |
"I wonder what Freddie would say if he heard those jokes... " Freddie would've wanted it that way, since he didn't take himself very seriously |
Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 03.09.2004 08:09 |
What do Freddie Mercury and Frank Bruno have in common? They both got battered around the ring. |
willem-jan 8923 03.09.2004 08:19 |
BrianHMay wrote:Hehe, sometimes facts are a joke.Brian_Mays_Wig wrote: This one was about in Nov 91: Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey??? A turkey lasts til Christmas. Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.thats not a joke I like it :D |
Brian_Mays_Wig 03.09.2004 11:24 |
Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach wrote: What do Freddie Mercury and Frank Bruno have in common? They both got battered around the ring.PMSL!!!! :D |
deleted user 03.09.2004 13:52 |
BrianHMay wrote:sick and sad. it's not funny and not smart.:(Brian_Mays_Wig wrote: This one was about in Nov 91: Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey??? A turkey lasts til Christmas. Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.thats not a joke |
Mr Coolest Cat 03.09.2004 13:57 |
A joke that was around at the time of Freddie's death. What have Freddie Mercury and Robert Maxwell got in common? They were both killed by dodgy seamen(semen) |
quackman 03.09.2004 14:25 |
Psyche Star wrote: It's a troubled day in heaven. St. Peter just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Sorry guys, but a royal flush beats a pair of queens any day".HAHAHAHAHA THIS one was funny! |
Saint Jiub 03.09.2004 15:55 |
I am probably mutilating Fatty's old joke? What's pink, furry, and full of dust? Freddie's slippers |
MexQueenFM 03.09.2004 15:57 |
quackman wrote:you ungrateful bastard, you shouldn't laugh!! *slapping quack*Psyche Star wrote: It's a troubled day in heaven. St. Peter just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Sorry guys, but a royal flush beats a pair of queens any day".HAHAHAHAHA THIS one was funny! but the one about Freddie's Slippers is always a stitcher |
Mr.Jingles 03.09.2004 16:18 |
I know these 2... ------------------------------------- What did Freddie Mercury say when the members of Queen asked who gave him AIDS? Freddie: I don't know, they were always behind my back. ------------------------------------- Is it true that Freddie Mercury's favorite planet was Mercury? R/ No, it was Uranus. -------------------------------------- |
sonic killer 03.09.2004 21:15 |
that turkey joke was not funny.
Mr.Jingles79 wrote: Is it true that Freddie Mercury's favorite planet was Mercury? R/ No, it was Uranus. --------------------------------------that's actually pretty funny... |
Brian_Mays_Wig 03.09.2004 22:09 |
You see, the ones that are bashing me for my joke are stepfords, newbies and people with no sence of humour. get a life. |
Sonja 04.09.2004 04:14 |
Mr.Jingles79 wrote: I know these 2... ------------------------------------- What did Freddie Mercury say when the members of Queen asked who gave him AIDS? Freddie: I don't know, they were always behind my back. ------------------------------------- Is it true that Freddie Mercury's favorite planet was Mercury? R/ No, it was Uranus. --------------------------------------LOL Thes are good! The 'turkey' joke is sick though. |
Brianmay1975 04.09.2004 05:18 |
Mr.Jingles79 wrote: What did Freddie Mercury say when the members of Queen asked who gave him AIDS? Freddie: I don't know, they were always behind my back.LOL! This one is funny! The "turkey" joke is indeed disgusting, sorry to say it, I don't like laughing about somebody's death... |
deleted user 04.09.2004 05:56 |
Brian_Mays_Wig u just gonna be slaughtered u sick bastard |
TheBohemianRhapsody 04.09.2004 20:36 |
Bullwinkle wrote: What's pink, furry, and full of dust? Freddie's slippersThats cute!! |
SergeantPepperDG 04.09.2004 20:56 |
Ok, I'm really slow for some jokes. I don't think I get that one. Last year, my science teacher told us this really dumb joke that I didn't get for two weeks (Did you know diarreah is hereditary? Yeah- it runs in your genes! [jeans...get it...haha...]) |
Introducing_Christina Lauren 05.09.2004 07:33 |
Brian_Mays_Wig wrote: This one was about in Nov 91: Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey??? A turkey lasts til Christmas. Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.absolutely horrible |
nil 05.09.2004 07:58 |
Quite Ironic that most Jokes are mainly about his Homosexuality or Death? |
queen_forever_87 05.09.2004 09:14 |
What kind of fans are you guys....!!! You shouldn't laugh about all this.... it's not funny.... I've read them all... and didn't get just a little smile on my face.... It was getting me really pissed.... at all of you.... laughing about Freddie's death and his disease and homosexuality.... you are all horible people if you laugh about this.... And you dare to call yourself true fans..... you bunch of assholes!!!! NEVER EVER do this again....you'll get other fans hate you for this..... |
Queenleaf 05.09.2004 10:21 |
I liked the heaven one! :-) And of course the slippers.... I don't konw any sorry I wish I did! |
FreddiesGhettoTrench 05.09.2004 11:05 |
Eh, some of those are on the tasteless list right along with "What does it take for a Beatles reunion?" |
dragonzflame 06.09.2004 05:50 |
Fuck sake it's been almost thirteen years. |
nil 06.09.2004 10:49 |
No Offence ment, but aren't people becominga bit too obsessed with someone they didn't even know? Sorry guy's, but come on, lay back a lil'? |
Pim Derks 06.09.2004 11:27 |
Freddie was the best singer/songwriter/performer in the world and there will never be someone like him again!!! Not in a million years!!! He should be talked about with respect!!! Not making jokes about him, his disease and his death!!! Please dears, Freddie would not like this!!! Stop it please, darlings!!! |
high-flying-adored 06.09.2004 15:35 |
Psyche Star wrote: It's a troubled day in heaven. God summons St.Peter and said, "St. Peter, we have a problem. Heaven is full. However, we have a number of high profile candidates waiting at the gates, and we are suffering from falling popularity. So, I'm going to throw out Mother Teresa and let in one of the celebrities at the gate. You'll have to go and decide who is most suitable". St. Peter goes down to the pearly gates and finds Freddie Mercury, Gianni Versace and Princess Di waiting for him. He says, "I'm afraid I can only let one of you in, so each of you must come up with a reason for admission into heaven." Freddie says, "I've been gifted with one of the most beautiful voices to ever grace the earth. I'll spend my time in heaven singing praises to God with the choirs of angels. Heaven will never have sounded better." Gianni says, "I was earth's greatest designer. I will outfit the cherubs and angels in all the latest fashions - long silky gowns, satin cloaks and nightwear spun from the very clouds we stand on. Heaven will never have looked better." Diana blushes a little, looks around nervously and seems unable to find something suitable to say. Suddenly, she strips off her skirt and panties, whips out a bottle of Perrier, shakes it up and douches with it. St. Peter says, "Ok, Diana, you may enter. Have a nice day!" Freddie and Gianni are mortified. "What's going on here?? We could make heaven look and sound better than ever before, and she performs a disgusting, pornographic act, but she gets in and we don't!!!" St. Peter just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Sorry guys, but a royal flush beats a pair of queens any day".Holy crap! That beats anything here .... hahahahahahahaa .... |
high-flying-adored 06.09.2004 15:36 |
Mr.Jingles79 wrote: I know these 2... ------------------------------------- What did Freddie Mercury say when the members of Queen asked who gave him AIDS? Freddie: I don't know, they were always behind my back. ------------------------------------- Is it true that Freddie Mercury's favorite planet was Mercury? R/ No, it was Uranus. --------------------------------------Meh, those are okay ... not terrific. |
high-flying-adored 06.09.2004 15:38 |
SergeantPepperDG wrote: Ok, I'm really slow for some jokes. I don't think I get that one. Last year, my science teacher told us this really dumb joke that I didn't get for two weeks (Did you know diarreah is hereditary? Yeah- it runs in your genes! [jeans...get it...haha...])Roger: [typical ba-dum-TSH! from drums] Brian: [taps mic] Is this thing on? John: ... No, heeheehee. |
high-flying-adored 06.09.2004 15:39 |
Drs. DAJA wrote:... Dare I say "Stepford," or will you shoot me too?queen_forever_87 wrote: What kind of fans are you guys....!!! You shouldn't laugh about all this.... it's not funny.... I've read them all... and didn't get just a little smile on my face.... It was getting me really pissed.... at all of you.... laughing about Freddie's death and his disease and homosexuality.... you are all horible people if you laugh about this.... And you dare to call yourself true fans..... you bunch of assholes!!!! NEVER EVER do this again....you'll get other fans hate you for this.....I'm the devil I do evrything even laughing at Freddie hihihihi |
high-flying-adored 06.09.2004 15:41 |
Pim Derks wrote: Freddie was the best singer/songwriter/performer in the world and there will never be someone like him again!!! Not in a million years!!! He should be talked about with respect!!! Not making jokes about him, his disease and his death!!! Please dears, Freddie would not like this!!! Stop it please, darlings!!!Calm down, dear. One, he's dead; two, he didn't care what people said about him. (Cough, cough, telling the audience to f**k off?) It's all lighthearted fun. I think. :) |
Brian_Mays_Wig 06.09.2004 15:44 |
<font colour=blue>Lord Vultan wrote: Brian_Mays_Wig u just gonna be slaughtered u sick bastardFuck me, Im shakin in me boots. |
Brian_Mays_Wig 06.09.2004 15:47 |
You can say Stepford, cos its true! |
Brian_Mays_Wig 06.09.2004 15:47 |
You can say Stepford, cos its true! |
nil 06.09.2004 15:56 |
slightlymadmerc wrote:Ah obsessionsPim Derks wrote: Freddie was the best singer/songwriter/performer in the world and there will never be someone like him again!!! Not in a million years!!! He should be talked about with respect!!! Not making jokes about him, his disease and his death!!! Please dears, Freddie would not like this!!! Stop it please, darlings!!!Calm down, dear. One, he's dead; two, he didn't care what people said about him. (Cough, cough, telling the audience to f**k off?) It's all lighthearted fun. I think. :) |
BackToHuman 07.09.2004 10:07 |
what the hell? how is there a post quoting another post that doesn't appear until a few posts further down the page? maybe it's all of Freddie's coke that i've been snorting finally getting to me.... |
Fenderek 07.09.2004 11:55 |
Pim Derks wrote: Freddie was the best singer/songwriter/performer in the world and there will never be someone like him again!!! Not in a million years!!! He should be talked about with respect!!! Not making jokes about him, his disease and his death!!! Please dears, Freddie would not like this!!! Stop it please, darlings!!!Enjoying this...? I do... :) |
Fenderek 07.09.2004 11:59 |
Lil' Lady Chaz wrote: Sorry guy's, but come on, lay back a lil'?Or finally get laid and life will make sense finally... |
queen_forever_87 15.09.2004 13:11 |
Pim Derks wrote: Freddie was the best singer/songwriter/performer in the world and there will never be someone like him again!!! Not in a million years!!! He should be talked about with respect!!! Not making jokes about him, his disease and his death!!! Please dears, Freddie would not like this!!! Stop it please, darlings!!!Pim, thanks for agreeing with me... you deserve to call yourself a fan.... all those other assholes don't! THANKS for helping me defend Fred :) |
Monte: Liquorice Years 16.09.2004 06:07 |
bahahahah! that one about heaven is all hell funny! its clever too... the person who's telling us to 'be nice'...simply, fuck off. we can laugh! hell, ill probably die of some weird disease one day, knowing me! and i wouldn't care if people made fun of it! at least i'd still be remembered, and thats probably what freddie would of wanted! to be remembered! so get he fuck over it, and get a life! |
Brianmay1975 19.09.2004 09:58 |
queen_forever_87 wrote:Err, do ya really think Pim meant it? C'mon, when it comes to disrespectful jokes, Pim is one the first to create new ones. This one is a joke too... if else I'd believe that a hammer has fallen down on his head and he lost his memory! :)Pim Derks wrote: Freddie was the best singer/songwriter/performer in the world and there will never be someone like him again!!! Not in a million years!!! He should be talked about with respect!!! Not making jokes about him, his disease and his death!!! Please dears, Freddie would not like this!!! Stop it please, darlings!!!Pim, thanks for agreeing with me... you deserve to call yourself a fan.... all those other assholes don't! THANKS for helping me defend Fred :) |