QueenZone discussion #384680

Drs. DAJA wrote: It's not funny but it's a good one

Brian_Mays_Wig wrote: This one was about in Nov 91: Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey??? A turkey lasts til Christmas. Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.

Little_Queenie wrote: Disgusting.

Brian_Mays_Wig wrote: This one was about in Nov 91: Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey??? A turkey lasts til Christmas. Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.

BrianHMay wrote:

Brian_Mays_Wig wrote: This one was about in Nov 91: Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey??? A turkey lasts til Christmas. Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.

thats not a joke

Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach wrote: What do Freddie Mercury and Frank Bruno have in common? They both got battered around the ring.

BrianHMay wrote:

Brian_Mays_Wig wrote: This one was about in Nov 91: Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey??? A turkey lasts til Christmas. Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.

thats not a joke

Psyche Star wrote: It's a troubled day in heaven. St. Peter just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Sorry guys, but a royal flush beats a pair of queens any day".

quackman wrote:

Psyche Star wrote: It's a troubled day in heaven. St. Peter just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Sorry guys, but a royal flush beats a pair of queens any day".

HAHAHAHAHA THIS one was funny!

Mr.Jingles79 wrote: Is it true that Freddie Mercury's favorite planet was Mercury? R/ No, it was Uranus. --------------------------------------

Mr.Jingles79 wrote: I know these 2... ------------------------------------- What did Freddie Mercury say when the members of Queen asked who gave him AIDS? Freddie: I don't know, they were always behind my back. ------------------------------------- Is it true that Freddie Mercury's favorite planet was Mercury? R/ No, it was Uranus. --------------------------------------

Mr.Jingles79 wrote: What did Freddie Mercury say when the members of Queen asked who gave him AIDS? Freddie: I don't know, they were always behind my back.

Bullwinkle wrote: What's pink, furry, and full of dust? Freddie's slippers

Brian_Mays_Wig wrote: This one was about in Nov 91: Whats the difference between Freddie Mercury and a Turkey??? A turkey lasts til Christmas. Bastards, I think that was a Chubby Brown one.

Psyche Star wrote: It's a troubled day in heaven. God summons St.Peter and said, "St. Peter, we have a problem. Heaven is full. However, we have a number of high profile candidates waiting at the gates, and we are suffering from falling popularity. So, I'm going to throw out Mother Teresa and let in one of the celebrities at the gate. You'll have to go and decide who is most suitable". St. Peter goes down to the pearly gates and finds Freddie Mercury, Gianni Versace and Princess Di waiting for him. He says, "I'm afraid I can only let one of you in, so each of you must come up with a reason for admission into heaven." Freddie says, "I've been gifted with one of the most beautiful voices to ever grace the earth. I'll spend my time in heaven singing praises to God with the choirs of angels. Heaven will never have sounded better." Gianni says, "I was earth's greatest designer. I will outfit the cherubs and angels in all the latest fashions - long silky gowns, satin cloaks and nightwear spun from the very clouds we stand on. Heaven will never have looked better." Diana blushes a little, looks around nervously and seems unable to find something suitable to say. Suddenly, she strips off her skirt and panties, whips out a bottle of Perrier, shakes it up and douches with it. St. Peter says, "Ok, Diana, you may enter. Have a nice day!" Freddie and Gianni are mortified. "What's going on here?? We could make heaven look and sound better than ever before, and she performs a disgusting, pornographic act, but she gets in and we don't!!!" St. Peter just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Sorry guys, but a royal flush beats a pair of queens any day".

Mr.Jingles79 wrote: I know these 2... ------------------------------------- What did Freddie Mercury say when the members of Queen asked who gave him AIDS? Freddie: I don't know, they were always behind my back. ------------------------------------- Is it true that Freddie Mercury's favorite planet was Mercury? R/ No, it was Uranus. --------------------------------------

SergeantPepperDG wrote: Ok, I'm really slow for some jokes. I don't think I get that one. Last year, my science teacher told us this really dumb joke that I didn't get for two weeks (Did you know diarreah is hereditary? Yeah- it runs in your genes! [jeans...get it...haha...])

Drs. DAJA wrote:

queen_forever_87 wrote: What kind of fans are you guys....!!! You shouldn't laugh about all this.... it's not funny.... I've read them all... and didn't get just a little smile on my face.... It was getting me really pissed.... at all of you.... laughing about Freddie's death and his disease and homosexuality.... you are all horible people if you laugh about this.... And you dare to call yourself true fans..... you bunch of assholes!!!! NEVER EVER do this again....you'll get other fans hate you for this.....

I'm the devil I do evrything even laughing at Freddie hihihihi

Pim Derks wrote: Freddie was the best singer/songwriter/performer in the world and there will never be someone like him again!!! Not in a million years!!! He should be talked about with respect!!! Not making jokes about him, his disease and his death!!! Please dears, Freddie would not like this!!! Stop it please, darlings!!!

<font colour=blue>Lord Vultan wrote: Brian_Mays_Wig u just gonna be slaughtered u sick bastard

slightlymadmerc wrote:

Pim Derks wrote: Freddie was the best singer/songwriter/performer in the world and there will never be someone like him again!!! Not in a million years!!! He should be talked about with respect!!! Not making jokes about him, his disease and his death!!! Please dears, Freddie would not like this!!! Stop it please, darlings!!!

Calm down, dear. One, he's dead; two, he didn't care what people said about him. (Cough, cough, telling the audience to f**k off?) It's all lighthearted fun. I think. :)

Pim Derks wrote: Freddie was the best singer/songwriter/performer in the world and there will never be someone like him again!!! Not in a million years!!! He should be talked about with respect!!! Not making jokes about him, his disease and his death!!! Please dears, Freddie would not like this!!! Stop it please, darlings!!!

Lil' Lady Chaz wrote: Sorry guy's, but come on, lay back a lil'?

Pim Derks wrote: Freddie was the best singer/songwriter/performer in the world and there will never be someone like him again!!! Not in a million years!!! He should be talked about with respect!!! Not making jokes about him, his disease and his death!!! Please dears, Freddie would not like this!!! Stop it please, darlings!!!

queen_forever_87 wrote:

Pim Derks wrote: Freddie was the best singer/songwriter/performer in the world and there will never be someone like him again!!! Not in a million years!!! He should be talked about with respect!!! Not making jokes about him, his disease and his death!!! Please dears, Freddie would not like this!!! Stop it please, darlings!!!

Pim, thanks for agreeing with me... you deserve to call yourself a fan.... all those other assholes don't! THANKS for helping me defend Fred :)