| Mr.Jingles 12.08.2004 09:15 |
Oh God, I just saw this movie on VH1 last night and I have to say that it makes 'Gigli' look like 'Casablanca'. The acting is awful, and the dialogue is absolutely ridiculously corny. I don't know if they truly over exaggerate Michael Jackson's behavior, but they sure make it look goddamn funny. This movie is probably one of the worse I've ever seen. Yet still the flick is so BAD that it's GOOD. Just like listening to William Hung singing. Check out these quotes from the movie: - "He's like a Blanket! A Blanket of Love! That's why we call him that!" - "The truth is a bitch! And the bitch hurts!" - "Don't you believe in magic? Don't you believe in us? Don't you believe in neverland?" not exact but you get the idea" - (After witnessing the Twin Towers get hit by planes) ''I want to remember this day forever! What's todays date?, September the 11th 2001.'' - (Also while watching the events of 9/11 on TV) "Cancel the surrogate! I can't bring another child into this world." - "Michael, Johnny Cochran is the best criminal defense atourney in the country" - "BUT I'M NOT A CRIMINAL!" - "That's just what they call it Michael" - "WELL CHANGE IT! IT SOUNDS UGLY!" |
| Mean Mistreater 12.08.2004 09:22 |
i've seen a little bit of this movie and the actor didn't remotely resemble michael jackson at all! i haven't seen the whole bit yet,just a few scenes here and there, but those quotes sound pretty funny. i'll have to finish watching it - vh1 is really bad about airing the same program into the ground! |
| Lisser 12.08.2004 09:54 |
I watched this too and I feel the same way..it was so awful I couldn't turn it off. It became a comedy!!! |
| Pim Derks 12.08.2004 12:48 |
I hope it gets broadcast here in the Netherlands sometime or that it pops up somewhere online :P |
| hamsters 12.08.2004 16:43 |
aaaah i want to see that so badly... but i only get like 5 channels |
| Erin 13.08.2004 10:39 |
I saw about 5 minutes of it. Looks like they could have at least got a white guy to play Michael..;-) |
| deleted user 13.08.2004 12:50 |
I Agree. The guy that played mj only did his voice well. Maybe they should of made it into a cartoon. |
| Gunpowder Gelatine 13.08.2004 12:54 |
His voice is almost exactly like Michael's, but he doesn't look like him at all. I really want to see this, but I haven't been able to catch any repeats. |
| Krizzy 13.08.2004 15:48 |
My take on that movie was that it was pure unadulterate crap dribble but what else can you expect from VH1 USA when across the pond the UK channel of the same name blows us away. The writer must've been high on ectasy when he wrote it and the actor sucked. Cheap crap! Kriz ;o) |
| Music Man 13.08.2004 16:10 |
I like VH1 USA. |
| Mr.Jingles 13.08.2004 16:32 |
VH1 in the U.S. started as a great music channel dedicated to the adult/contemporary mainstream. Aside from that it gave a lot of its air time to retro music and had a lot of specials on legendary artists and other great musicians with long careers. However lately VH1 only seems to get worse and worse. Sometimes we see some great shows like 'I love the...70s, 80s, 90s' or 'Behind The Music', but the rest is nothing but a bunch of reality crap or celebrity gossip garbage. (Like if we didn't have enough of that on E!). Even Ted Nugent has his own show... I would only watch if that fuckin' bastard gets shot... AND FOR REAL! |
| Daburcor? 13.08.2004 16:51 |
Sounds like I missed the comedic event of the century... :( |
| NoOneButYou1975 13.08.2004 17:27 |
Krizzy wrote: My take on that movie was that it was pure unadulterate crap dribble but what else can you expect from VH1 USA when across the pond the UK channel of the same name blows us away. The writer must've been high on ectasy when he wrote it and the actor sucked. Cheap crap! Kriz ;o)at least VH1 UK gets Queen programming |
| Music Man 13.08.2004 17:58 |
There's always VH1 Classic. Also, why don't you like the Nug? |
| NoOneButYou1975 13.08.2004 18:18 |
Music Man wrote: There's always VH1 Classic. Also, why don't you like the Nug?yep this week i saw The Show Must go on was nice :) |
| Music Man 13.08.2004 18:35 |
I wish I had that channel, it's amazing. |
| Mr.Jingles 13.08.2004 18:40 |
Future air times for those who want to laugh their asses off... Man in the Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story (2004) VH1, Fri Aug 20 01:00am EDT • Man in the Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story (2004) VH1, Sat Aug 21 08:00pm EDT • Man in the Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story (2004) VH1, Wed Aug 25 03:30pm EDT |
| deleted user 13.08.2004 18:45 |
"- (After witnessing the Twin Towers get hit by planes) ''I want to remember this day forever! What's todays date?, September the 11th 2001.''" ...that was actually right before it... heh i actually liked the movie... kinda... but you know me, i'm a dumbass :-P |
| Sir B.A Baracus 14.08.2004 10:54 |
Ted Nugent RULES!!! That Nadine, what a teenage queen She lookin' so clean, especi'lly down in between; what I like She come to town; she be foolin' around a puttin' me down as a rock-and-roll clown It's all right Wang Dang Sweet Poontang Wang dang, what a sweet poontang a shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat Down on the street you know she can't be beat What the hell Wang Dang Sweet Poontang |
| Mr.Jingles 15.08.2004 13:57 |
Tud Nugent is nothing but a pathetic crackhead alcoholic who thinks that everyone should own a gun. This guy is so fuckin' nuts that he thinks that it's right to teach kids how to hunt. |
| Krizzy 17.08.2004 08:11 |
Nugent is the end-result of your brain on drugs! He was crazy in the 70s and he's insane now. I agree NOBY75 VH1 USA blows! VH1 UK is great! Kriz >:o( |
| Daburcor? 17.08.2004 08:16 |
Mr.Jingles79 wrote: Tud Nugent is nothing but a pathetic crackhead alcoholic who thinks that everyone should own a gun.All except the crackhead and alcoholic parts. He doesn't drink or do drugs. ;) <<<"If someone is taking drugs, they ain’t my peer," he said. "Don’t use drugs, or alcohol, or tobacco, or eat at fast food restaurants. Think about your body: now why would you want to poison that?" He spoke many times of the 1960s drug problems and said he has personally never done drugs.>>> |
| Mr.Jingles 17.08.2004 08:22 |
Totally agree with Krizzy... Just look at Ozzy. I long for the day that Ted Nugent will finally understand what it feels like to get shot. |
| Daburcor? 17.08.2004 08:23 |
But, He NEVER did drugs. His insanity is all his own. |
| Zander05 17.08.2004 22:18 |
Getting back to the MJ movie... It was complete crap and it seemed to only tell Michael's side of things (the "skin condition", NOT a pedophile, NOT a tad mentally ill, only had TWO plastic surgeries) And I did watch the documentary that one guy made (the one that had Jacko's panties up in a bunch), that was good because the interviewer pointed out just how screwed up he was (Michael helped, what - with his being a crazed pedophile obsessed with children and all). But The Man In The Mirror SUCKED. Even the actor's voice tended to get too deep sometimes. (to MJ: Dude, people will not take you dangling a baby over a balcony lightly! Stop trying to defend yourself when you got busted TWICE!) OK I'm done now. |