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CAN'T KEEP HANDS OFF EACH OTHER
Hugs, kisses to the cheek, affectionate touching of the face, caressing of the back, grabbing of the arm, fingers to the neck, rubbing of the knees...
John Kerry and John Edwards can't keep their hands off each other!
In the past 48 hours, "candidate handling" has become the top buzz on the trail.
News photographers have been going wild with photos of the two Johns.
"I've been covering Washington and politics for 30 years. I can say I've never seen this much touching between two men, publicly," e-mailed one wire photographer.
When asked if the Johns are acting out a cynical focus group series of poses -- perhaps to show warmth to the chilly Bush/Cheney -- a Kerry spokesperson explained: "I think we're just seeing genuine affection between them."
But the spokesperson added, "I hope we do not see them wearing matching outfits when they ride bikes this weekend."
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Filed By Matt Drudge
I don't blame John Kerry I mean John Edwards is a lot prettier than his wife. And did you see Mrs. Edwards...I mean do you blame them.
AS for Bush and Cheney they'd been blowing each other for years!
LOL!!!!
Kriz ;o)
Mrs. E is nothing to write home to Mom about.....
A little man-love on the campaign trail, makes you wonder which focus group told them to start acting like 8th graders on a date at the mall......
How perverted... I don't even like Kerry, but I don't think he's in it with Edwards...
What is this, politics slash? :)
"John, I want you"
"I too John"
"You have a very large head"
"Thank you"
I'll stop right there.
Aw man, I wish I could remember the website. There was this really funny website, and the person created homoerotic pictures of movie and tv characters. There were some of Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner- I showed them to my Johnny Depp-obsessed-stalker friend and she got really mad.
*dissolves into tears, having just had faith in the human race completely shattered*
I thought I had seen the worst with all the Harry Potter slash floating around. That suddenly doesn't look so bad.
