Nah, I don't masturbate with both hands. (And I am not telling you which one I masturbate with either)
I write, draw and eat with my left hand. I play guitar and drums right handed.
IE - since he's going to go through life without ever laying a finger on a woman, I think he'll have to face up to it.
Oh hang on - that's equally true the other way isn't it?
Shall we call him bi?
Here's a little known fact about me:
Sometimes at night, I put coloured party bulbs in all of my lamps screwed into these little devices that make them flash. I put on some disco and dance alone.
Pfft, I'm ambidexterous too but you don't see me boasting. Except for that.
Left hand, too. heh.
I throw, write, draw, pick my nose, open doors, use screwdrivers and play cricket left handed. It's good too because people run on my left hand and they get run out by a long way. Too far in fact. Then I come on with a ripping top spinner to win the game bowling the guy right between bat and pad.