Letterman’s Top Ten List: “Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11":
10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing
9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election
8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words
7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported
6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger
5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true
4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe
3. Where the hell was Spider-man?
2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth
1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball
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(Don't complain to me..it was Letterman's list..) :-D
TheMiracle wrote: I love letterman, i watched that top 10 list, very hilarious. I'm hoping that bush does not get re-elected, go Kerry!
You're not alone, my friend, but living where I do I don't see much of that sentiment.
I think the only place more conservative than suburban Georgia is deep-southern Georgia.
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he married the rich widow of a republican senator from pennsylvania--
Well, from the way I see it, Kerry is concerned for the well-being of the country whereas Bush is concerned for the well-being of his wallet. Besides, John Kerry plays bass guitar - excellent! While it's true that he's not yet a particularly strong candidate on his own, I think a lot of people would rather have an inanimate sock puppet for president than George W. Bush. Me for one. Go sock puppet! I mean, er, go John Kerry!
Rainmaker750 wrote: Well, from the way I see it, Kerry is concerned for the well-being of the country whereas Bush is concerned for the well-being of his wallet. Besides, John Kerry plays bass guitar - excellent! While it's true that he's not yet a particularly strong candidate on his own, I think a lot of people would rather have an inanimate sock puppet for president than George W. Bush. Me for one. Go sock puppet! I mean, er, go John Kerry!
My dear, Bush IS an inanimate sock puppet. His ventriloquist is a man by the name of Richard Cheney.
but I probably will settle for the lesser of evils (incompetence and attachments to special interests) and vote for Bush. At least Bush shows leadership ... and why take a chance on Kerry ruining this nice economic recovery ...
Unfortunately, I feel this election will be between the evils of two lessers. However, I can't see why anyone would vote for a man as iresolute as Kerry. I begrudgingly choose Bush simply because Kerry is a weak-kneed Janus.
Until Kerry showed up..I never knew there was such a thing as a male gold digger ...looking at past marriage....ain't so bad marrying into rich but..your spouse can't give you that much money for your compaign...they're only allowed, I think to give their spouse at most 2,000 dollars for their campaign....