I know this is one fucked up question, but it's nothing but a spoof of the recent dumb questions posted on this board.
And btw, unless you're a cat you can't answer this question.
Dan, if you do that, I'm going to report you to PETA. How could you be so cruel to that bird? Its tender little ears do not need to hear that song!
I guess it could be worse, you could be teaching it Body Language :)
Cats. Fun. Miau, miaaaaaau, miaaau ...
Be careful. The parrot could peck your eye out if you do something it doesn't quite like, I suppose. (That would be funny, but would it result in that Monty Python sketch? Or is that just me?)