| AC 27.05.2004 17:54 |
Yes, my friends. Those who know me (and love me) were waiting for me to post about this for years. I never did it, because behind the mask of AC there is a serious person. But now I realized that this board can't go any lower and finally they convinced me to do this. Many thanks to YourValentine :-) And now, I'm not going to tell you something about smoking... I want to show you the mystical and wild life of CAMELS! Yes, camels. Wonderful animals. Everybody in this board knows what a camel is. Come on, don't you know them? Don't you know camels? Don't you like them? I can't believe you don't like camels! Yes, there are some person who don't have a high opinion of camels... for example, they say that "they smell and they drool" (thanks SallyJ) but... how can a person be discouraged by these unsignificant particulars... you must think about what a camels can give to you, not what you can give to the camel! For example, their name, "camel", comes from Latin ("camelus, cameli"). This is important! Why? Well, because you have to know Latin to know it, you ignorant! TSK! Ok, let's go ahead. The humps. One or two humps. I prefer two humps. Humps are symbols of power, of fertility, of satisfaction. You know, when a person tells you "Hey, you've got the humps of the camels!" that's a great compliment. I just love when people tell me this. And a camels is useful. You can use him to go to school or to work or to go shopping. It gives you an exotic look and everybody will think "you're so cool...". Have a ride! A camel can carry approx 150-250 Kg without problems. Very useful on your honeymoon, don't you think? A camel helps you in the garden. In the kitchen. In the living-room. Even in the bedroom (if you like these kind of things...). They are important in every aspect of your life! Come on, what are you waiting? Go and buy a camel, an investment for your life! We at "AC's Camels" have plenty of them, just for you! You can choose your personal camel! A partner for your life! A camel is for ever. PS: We're currently using biogenetic techonlogies to improve the qualities of our camels. Next month, only for you, a limited special edition of the new 3 HUMPED CAMELS! And next year, be ready for: - the winged camel (he will spread his wings and fly away) - the winter camel (for Silje and those who live in places like that) - the soldier camel (have your own army and conquer the world!) No camels were harmed while making this topic. Copyright AC 2004 |
| LiveAidQueen 27.05.2004 17:55 |
They are great, aren't they? |
| AC 27.05.2004 17:56 |
Of course they are. Do you want to buy one? |
| Maz 27.05.2004 18:34 |
AC is right |
| Lisser 27.05.2004 18:37 |
I'll take one please, two humps. |
| Mayboy 27.05.2004 18:52 |
and ill take one with the hump ;) |
| MexQueenFM 27.05.2004 19:17 |
hmm camels *drooling* |
| Penis - Vagina 27.05.2004 20:48 |
No thanks. I get my kicks from alpacas! link |
| jorge 28.05.2004 00:04 |
Ahhh!, Sweet leaf, I want have their body between my hands, near of my lips, could enjoy a good tobacco.. I want to smoke one more time! I want a Camel right now! Oh yes, all I need is a Camel! just one...little box please |
| AC 28.05.2004 10:21 |
Repeat with me "We love camels. We love camels. We love camels. We love..." |
| AC 28.05.2004 10:22 |
Oh, and Zeni is obviously right. As usual. |
| andYYY 28.05.2004 18:06 |
..and camels are also called the ships of the desert, and carry lots of water in the humps, very useful if you ever get lost, also "Camel" is the name of a rather good UK band who had a brilliant "snow Goose" conceptual LP and who's LP "Mirage" was a mock up of the "Camel" brand cigarettes |
| AC 28.05.2004 18:09 |
Many thanks to the bopper! So, people, what are you waiting? Write here everything you know or would like to know about camels! Tell us about your own experience. And, what's really important, tell us how much you love camels. Because you do. I know. |
| andYYY 28.05.2004 18:12 |
It was my pleasure AC, to be at one with the wonderful world of The Camel |
| LiveAidQueen 28.05.2004 19:12 |
Ac, yes, I would love to buy one. |
| jorge 29.05.2004 06:33 |
I prefer a marlboro but a Camel it's OK :) |
| SallyJ. 29.05.2004 06:42 |
it's not water in their humps it's FAT :P but they have nice eyes, very melancholic they smell they are huge and I prefer them far away from me :) |
| Hitman 29.05.2004 07:42 |
Is a camel good for the so called pet-theraphy? if so we can heal the world with a camel for each family... :D that could be great. Grazie Ac!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Catgoddess 29.05.2004 08:49 |
I want a magic camel. |
| andYYY 29.05.2004 13:05 |
Ooooooooops thanks Sally, the camels does indeed store water in its bloodstream, but ya know, fiction is sometimes more fun than fact......heh..:P Camel Boots!!! Camel Hair coats !! |
| AC 29.05.2004 14:57 |
Thank you, my friends. You will receive your camel as soon as possible. May the Camels be with you. |
| nil 29.05.2004 15:30 |
AC I bow to you.Do have some type of advertising job, 'cause darlin' you're good! I wanna Camel now. |
| ~Silje~ 29.05.2004 19:12 |
AC!!! Seriously, you made my day! Or my night, actually. Anyways, you made me really happy there! Oh, I've been waiting for this topic to come. A camel-topic made by AC! You're lovely, dear, just lovely! *Gives AC a HUGE hug* :-) Btw... Where in Italy is it you live? |
| rhapsody__87 29.05.2004 19:25 |
Smoking is baaad for you people! |
| AC 30.05.2004 06:09 |
Thank you again, my friends *gives Silje another camel* Another one! I think you have too many camels... are you thinking about conquering the world? Remember to feed them! Polenta is what they want. And pesto too! :-) Oh, and I don't live in Italy... I live in a mystical place called... CAMEL-LAND! Are you surprised? ;-) |
| ~Silje~ 30.05.2004 12:03 |
Can't say I'm surprised, no... *stuffs her second camel into the bathroom where it will have to live for now* Conquering the world is not my thing, AC. I'm making myself a caravane so I can take a long journey to get to Romania. *throws in some polenta to the newcomer* You see, the plane-tickets are so damned expensive. |
| AC 30.05.2004 13:14 |
So, do you want some of my precious flying camels? :-) I'm also working on an Camel-Crab or Crab-Camel... only for you, of course! ;-) |
| ~Silje~ 31.05.2004 12:50 |
A flying camel sounds great for my caravane! That is, if it's authorized to fly in European airspace? I'll buy one if you get it all legal papers I need. ;-) And, ahm... A crab-camel sounds all nice and dandy, but-eh... what does it do, really? |
| YourValentine 31.05.2004 14:35 |
"A crab-camel sounds all nice and dandy, but-eh... what does it do, really" It walks backwards and shoots Birdies with rockets:) |
| AC 31.05.2004 14:35 |
Ok, I have to admit the flying camel is not exactly legal now... but one day everybody will use them. They can't stop progress! And for the crab-camel... well, it does... yes... err... uhmmm.... uhmmm... wow... yeah... well, what do you want him to do? After all, it's a limited edition, only for you - who else likes crab? :-) |
| ~Silje~ 31.05.2004 14:49 |
YV - LOL! There we have it. That's what a crab-camel does. But you know, I don't think I want one, AC. I have enough trouble with the original crab, I foresee a lot of stress if I'm going to handle TWO creatures who run along sideways trying to shoot that Birdie! |
| AC 31.05.2004 16:41 |
Ok, ok... no crab-camels then... :-( |
| AC 01.06.2004 17:31 |
Ok, I will make a special Birdie-killer camel. Thank to YourValentine for the idea. Just wait and you will se.. |