Just thank you're not sailing the Seven Seas of Rhye..with the maggot in the bread and cheese many sailors were forced to eat the devices that were keeping them bouyant. That's why many ships never made it to Australia. People may try and fool you saying it was...
1. The French.
2. The Beatles
3. Giant Octopi
4. Che Guevera
...that sunk ships but damnnit! It was the hungry British that hindered Australias population expansion!
