| chancelloramethyst 12.05.2004 13:17 |
That's right! Now available on TOFBRA is "Queen Mad Libs" Go on over, fill out a form and get a funny Queen story! The link is link And yes, we are working on the next episode of Big Bummer. Thank you for all those who emailed and told of your appreciation! -TOFBRA |
| Daburcor? 12.05.2004 13:34 |
I love Mad Libs! I have a HUGE book of them... Though, No one will ever do them with me... :'( |
| Nickipee 12.05.2004 14:41 |
After a call from Zandra Rhodes, Freddie and the gang headed to meet her in Kathmandu for a feather boa fitting. Brian, of course, protested, stating that his ear lobe was much too damp to look good in one. Freddie was amused by this, until Roger kicked him sheepishly. John smoked his Ukranian cigarettes, also making Brian mad. They finally arrived, after a stop for some sushi and chips. They wouldn't have taken so long but Freddie's order was too brittle for his liking and it had to be remade 18 times. Roger was wearing a purple jacket, that well complemented his orange blazer. Brian finally convinced John to put out his cigarette, but not before Timothy, Freddie's current fling, had arrived and was also smoking. Roger just sat around, waiting to leave so he could go back to New York and drink Lime and Soda. After a long fitting, the ordeal was finally over and the boys went back to their hotel to play Scrabble. Freddie was in the lead, with 8 683 568 points because of a triple word score with 'emancipation'. Roger protested noisily that it wasn't a real word, and then everyone made fun of him. He sulked away to the bar, drinking a total of 1 Mai Tais and 15 other drinks that he didn't know what they were except that they were aubergine and tasted like mango. All was fine, until the next day's fitting when Freddie forced Brian into a heliotrope rubber jumper and Roger kicked him in the knee cap. |
| Catgoddess 12.05.2004 15:35 |
After a call from Zandra Rhodes, Freddie and the gang headed to meet her in Paris for a G-string fitting. Brian, of course, protested, stating that his Toe was much too Speckled to look good in one. Freddie was amused by this, until Roger kicked him Too. John smoked his Venusian cigarettes, also making Brian mad. They finally arrived, after a stop for some Spaghetti and chips. They wouldn't have taken so long but Freddie's order was too Bumpy for his liking and it had to be remade 4 times. Roger was wearing a Yellow jacket, that well complemented his Tartan Maternity bra. Brian finally convinced John to put out his cigarette, but not before Aloyious, Freddie's current fling, had arrived and was also smoking. Roger just sat around, waiting to leave so he could go back to London and drink Schnapps. After a long fitting, the ordeal was finally over and the boys went back to their hotel to play Scrabble. Freddie was in the lead, with 444 points because of a triple word score with 'Dodecylbezenesulphonate'. Roger protested Dogedly that it wasn't a real word, and then everyone made fun of him. He sulked away to the bar, drinking a total of 10 Mai Tais and 13 other drinks that he didn't know what they were except that they were Pink and tasted like Pineapple. All was fine, until the next day's fitting when Freddie forced Brian into a Puce Satin jumper and Brian kicked him in the Hair. |
| freddies_chicka 12.05.2004 18:34 |
i was in a real perverted mood when i thought of these words so forgive me. After a call from Zandra Rhodes, Freddie and the gang headed to meet her in Rohnert Park for a knickers fitting. Brian, of course, protested, stating that his dick was much too hot to look good in one. Freddie was amused by this, until Roger kicked him fast. John smoked his English cigarettes, also making Brian mad. They finally arrived, after a stop for some corn beef and cabbage and chips. They wouldn't have taken so long but Freddie's order was too yummy for his liking and it had to be remade 15 times. Roger was wearing a blue jacket, that well complemented his black pants. Brian finally convinced John to put out his cigarette, but not before Roger, Freddie's current fling, had arrived and was also smoking. Roger just sat around, waiting to leave so he could go back to San Fransisco and drink Iced Vodka. After a long fitting, the ordeal was finally over and the boys went back to their hotel to play Scrabble. Freddie was in the lead, with 26 points because of a triple word score with 'pusillanimous'. Roger protested very that it wasn't a real word, and then everyone made fun of him. He sulked away to the bar, drinking a total of 19 Mai Tais and 7 other drinks that he didn't know what they were except that they were purple and tasted like blueberries. All was fine, until the next day's fitting when Freddie forced Brian into a silver polyester jumper and Freddie kicked him in the boob |
| chancelloramethyst 12.05.2004 23:49 |
Apparently no one did the second one... Does it not work for you? Anyway, the ones posted are simply hilarious! Please, post more! They're great! (and do the second one...) -Chancellor Me |
| chancelloramethyst 12.05.2004 23:54 |
Ah. We at TOFBRA raise the egg on face banner. It seems the link to the second one was elimatinated on the second upload. The second Queen madlibs title is now availble, and there should probably be a few more on the weekend. -ME |
| chancelloramethyst 13.05.2004 00:00 |
A Trip to the Zoo (if you havent gone and done this yet, I suggest not spoiling it for yourself.) --- After seeing a picture of an goose in a magazine, Roger decided they should all go to the zoo. John was the first to protest, stating that the last time they all went to the zoo his blazer turned magenta. Roger really didn't care about this and told John that he shouldn't complain, as he had 17 cougars at home. Eventually, after much bickering, the band finally arrived at the hard zoo. Freddie's favourite were the squishy penguins, which reminded him of the time he and Brian had gone snogging. John prefered the quiet ostrich, known for its quick feathers and sharp lifespan. During their trip they met Crystal Taylor, who had turned an interesting shade of ivory after a swim with the sharks. Brian then revealed he had brought a mandolin along with him and took it out and began to sing "Stairway to Heaven". It was dreadful and Roger kicked Brian in the eyes. It was about this time that a group of approximately 89 rabid and green fans ambushed the band. They quickly grabbed Freddie's scarf, nearly choking him in an incident that is eeriely well known today. The other three Queenies were not around, having gone with Crystal for some beer. Poor Freddie was left at the mercy of the soft throng of fans until a then not-so-fat Pheobe came by to save his mushy neck. When Freddie got back to the hotel, (and the room he shared with Brian) he got his revenge by putting whipped cream in John's socks. |
| Nickipee 13.05.2004 03:05 |
After seeing a picture of an three legged red rhino in a magazine, Roger decided they should all go to the zoo. John was the first to protest, stating that the last time they all went to the zoo his cummerband turned heliotrope. Roger really didn't care about this and told John that he shouldn't complain, as he had 29 chickens at home. Eventually, after much bickering, the band finally arrived at the slimy zoo. Freddie's favourite were the moist penguins, which reminded him of the time he and Brian had gone knitting. John prefered the quiet stag beetle, known for its crunchy feathers and delightful lifespan. During their trip they met Crystal Taylor, who had turned an interesting shade of pink after a swim with the seahorse. Brian then revealed he had brought a tuba along with him and took it out and began to sing The Fairy Feller's Masterstroke. It was dreadful and Roger kicked Brian in the nostril. It was about this time that a group of approximately 564 rabid and soft fans ambushed the band. They slurpily grabbed Freddie's scarf, nearly choking him in an incident that is joyously well known today. The other three Queenies were not around, having gone with Crystal for some beer. Poor Freddie was left at the mercy of the brittle throng of fans until a then not-so-fat Pheobe came by to save his enourmous neck. When Freddie got back to the hotel, (and the room he shared with Brian) he got his revenge by putting whipped cream in John's codpiece. |
| geeksandgeeks 13.05.2004 21:32 |
I'll do madlibs with you, Dan! I love them. Adventures in Costuming -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After a call from Zandra Rhodes, Freddie and the gang headed to meet her in Fort Thomas for a bra fitting. Brian, of course, protested, stating that his nose was much too sexy to look good in one. Freddie was amused by this, until Roger kicked him loopily. John smoked his Pakistani cigarettes, also making Brian mad. They finally arrived, after a stop for some Rocky Mountain oysters and chips. They wouldn't have taken so long but Freddie's order was too perfect for his liking and it had to be remade 7 times. Roger was wearing a purple jacket, that well complemented his copper G-string. Brian finally convinced John to put out his cigarette, but not before Carey, Freddie's current fling, had arrived and was also smoking. Roger just sat around, waiting to leave so he could go back to Atlanta and drink coffee. After a long fitting, the ordeal was finally over and the boys went back to their hotel to play Scrabble. Freddie was in the lead, with 867,530,969,897,011 points because of a triple word score with 'polyatomic'. Roger protested bitterly that it wasn't a real word, and then everyone made fun of him. He sulked away to the bar, drinking a total of 5 Mai Tais and 19.5 other drinks that he didn't know what they were except that they were periwinkle and tasted like blackberry. All was fine, until the next day's fitting when Freddie forced Brian into a mauve satin jumper and Brian May kicked him in the eyebrow. |
| geeksandgeeks 13.05.2004 22:20 |
A Trip To the Zoo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After seeing a picture of an electric eel in a magazine, John Deacon decided they should all go to the zoo. Roger Taylor was the first to protest, stating that the last time they all went to the zoo his bikini turned magenta. John Deacon really didn't care about this and told Roger Taylor that he shouldn't complain, as he had 648 pfiesterias at home. Eventually, after much bickering, the band finally arrived at the alien zoo. Freddie's favourite were the sexy penguins, which reminded him of the time he and Brian had gone square-dancing. John prefered the quiet llama, known for its fluffy feathers and microscopic lifespan. During their trip they met Crystal Taylor, who had turned an interesting shade of lime green after a swim with the sea urchin. Brian then revealed he had brought a dijeridu along with him and took it out and began to sing "Smells Like Teen Spirit". It was dreadful and Roger kicked Brian in the uvula. It was about this time that a group of approximately 3.1415926535... rabid and bloody fans ambushed the band. They drunkenly grabbed Freddie's scarf, nearly choking him in an incident that is fabulously well known today. The other three Queenies were not around, having gone with Crystal for some beer. Poor Freddie was left at the mercy of the ugly throng of fans until a then not-so-fat Pheobe came by to save his wealthy neck. When Freddie got back to the hotel, (and the room he shared with Brian May) he got his revenge by putting whipped cream in Roger Taylor's full-body cast. |
| Daburcor? 13.05.2004 23:16 |
A Trip To the Zoo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After seeing a picture of a baby tiger in a magazine, George Harrison decided they should all go to the zoo. Brian was the first to protest, stating that the last time they all went to the zoo his sock turned pinkishly white. George Harrison really didn't care about this and told Brian that he shouldn't complain, as he had eleventy twelve basset hounds at home. Eventually, after much bickering, the band finally arrived at the angry zoo. Freddie's favourite were the moronic penguins, which reminded him of the time he and Brian had gone skiing. John prefered the quiet flying squirrel, known for its smokey feathers and lightning quick lifespan. During their trip they met Crystal Taylor, who had turned an interesting shade of neon purple after a swim with the goat(WITH gills!). Brian then revealed he had brought a dried out kangaroo skull along with him and took it out and began to sing We Will Rock You. It was dreadful and Roger kicked Brian in the tounge. It was about this time that a group of approximately 17 rabid and gleaming fans ambushed the band. They friggin' grabbed Freddie's scarf, nearly choking him in an incident that is damned well known today. The other three Queenies were not around, having gone with Crystal for some beer. Poor Freddie was left at the mercy of the spikey throng of fans until a then not-so-fat Pheobe came by to save his vibrantly colorful neck. When Freddie got back to the hotel, (and the room he shared with Meatloaf) he got his revenge by putting whipped cream in Brian's pinky ring. |
| freddies_chicka 14.05.2004 10:03 |
After seeing a picture of an green and purple orangatang in a magazine, roger decided they should all go to the zoo. brian was the first to protest, stating that the last time they all went to the zoo his g- string turned black. roger really didn't care about this and told brian that he shouldn't complain, as he had 1321493875986798476056 pug dogs at home. Eventually, after much bickering, the band finally arrived at the soft zoo. Freddie's favourite were the hot penguins, which reminded him of the time he and Brian had gone bicycle. John prefered the quiet baboon, known for its smelly feathers and stupid lifespan. During their trip they met Crystal Taylor, who had turned an interesting shade of blue after a swim with the killer whale. Brian then revealed he had brought a slide trombone along with him and took it out and began to sing hit me baby one more time. It was dreadful and Roger kicked Brian in the boob. It was about this time that a group of approximately 72649 rabid and weird fans ambushed the band. They fastly grabbed Freddie's scarf, nearly choking him in an incident that is bloody well known today. The other three Queenies were not around, having gone with Crystal for some beer. Poor Freddie was left at the mercy of the rough throng of fans until a then not-so-fat Pheobe came by to save his hairy neck. When Freddie got back to the hotel, (and the room he shared with john) he got his revenge by putting whipped cream in brian's bra. |
| Matti 15.05.2004 00:12 |
Lol. I love these! |
| dragonzflame 15.05.2004 18:42 |
After seeing a picture of an rhinoceros in a magazine, John decided they should all go to the zoo. Brian was the first to protest, stating that the last time they all went to the zoo his underpants turned orange. John really didn't care about this and told Brian that he shouldn't complain, as he had 7659387 pigs at home. Eventually, after much bickering, the band finally arrived at the mysterious zoo. Freddie's favourite were the fuzzy penguins, which reminded him of the time he and Brian had gone kayaking. John prefered the quiet monkey, known for its noisy feathers and gigantic lifespan. During their trip they met Crystal Taylor, who had turned an interesting shade of magenta after a swim with the porpoise. Brian then revealed he had brought a tambourine along with him and took it out and began to sing Fairy Feller's Master Stroke. It was dreadful and Roger kicked Brian in the thumb. It was about this time that a group of approximately 12 rabid and warm fans ambushed the band. They quickly grabbed Freddie's scarf, nearly choking him in an incident that is happily well known today. The other three Queenies were not around, having gone with Crystal for some beer. Poor Freddie was left at the mercy of the hard throng of fans until a then not-so-fat Pheobe came by to save his soft neck. When Freddie got back to the hotel, (and the room he shared with Roger) he got his revenge by putting whipped cream in Brian's hat. |
| Polar Bear 17.05.2004 08:31 |
After seeing a picture of an Pig in a magazine, Roger decided they should all go to the zoo. Brian was the first to protest, stating that the last time they all went to the zoo his Jandal turned Magenta. Roger really didn't care about this and told Brian that he shouldn't complain, as he had 18 Chinchillas at home. Eventually, after much bickering, the band finally arrived at the Large zoo. Freddie's favourite were the Great penguins, which reminded him of the time he and Brian had gone wanking. John prefered the quiet Lop Eared Bunny, known for its Hot feathers and Loud lifespan. During their trip they met Crystal Taylor, who had turned an interesting shade of Powder Blue after a swim with the Giant Squid. Brian then revealed he had brought a Tin Whistle along with him and took it out and began to sing Won't Get Fooled Again . It was dreadful and Roger kicked Brian in the Wang. It was about this time that a group of approximately 14 rabid and Quick fans ambushed the band. They viciously grabbed Freddie's scarf, nearly choking him in an incident that is Loudly well known today. The other three Queenies were not around, having gone with Crystal for some beer. Poor Freddie was left at the mercy of the Beautiful throng of fans until a then not-so-fat Pheobe came by to save his Queer neck. When Freddie got back to the hotel, (and the room he shared with John) he got his revenge by putting whipped cream in Brian's Hot Pants. |
| Polar Bear 17.05.2004 08:42 |
After a call from Zandra Rhodes, Freddie and the gang headed to meet her in Taihape for a Thermal Sock fitting. Brian, of course, protested, stating that his Scrotum was much too Hairy to look good in one. Freddie was amused by this, until Roger kicked him Noisily. John smoked his Mongolian cigarettes, also making Brian mad. They finally arrived, after a stop for some Pickled Eels Toenails and chips. They wouldn't have taken so long but Freddie's order was too retarded for his liking and it had to be remade 1.7 times. Roger was wearing a beige jacket, that well complemented his khaki chastity belt. Brian finally convinced John to put out his cigarette, but not before Dan Corson, Freddie's current fling, had arrived and was also smoking. Roger just sat around, waiting to leave so he could go back to Prague and drink rocket fuel. After a long fitting, the ordeal was finally over and the boys went back to their hotel to play Scrabble. Freddie was in the lead, with .3 points because of a triple word score with 'admiration'. Roger protested quickly that it wasn't a real word, and then everyone made fun of him. He sulked away to the bar, drinking a total of 6 Mai Tais and 19.98 other drinks that he didn't know what they were except that they were green and tasted like dragonfruit. All was fine, until the next day's fitting when Freddie forced Brian into a arse brown kevlar jumper and Brian kicked him in the left testicle |