now now now we can set you up on a payment plan
$15.00 a month at 27.9% daily compounded interest rate-which is quite low of course-
why i will even give you a $10 credit if you have it paid off by 2010....
lets see your average monthly post count multiplied by 3.5%= your monthly posting fee...
oh wait do you want the Gold Posting Pass?? let me know... Thats $150.00 a year plus 3.5% posting fee....but you get unlimtited access to the chat room for free...and hmm agh....fan pictures....downloads..and protection from the NIRA for illegal downloads......
i will have to speak to the head of the coven and the royal ministers of zoner posters, of course, for approval of the deal....
her royal coveness-defender of the gummi-lordess of the valley-leader of the collective-- janet
the high priestess of the faith-creator of the book of *b*-lady of the sacred writings of the NB- miss james
and lastly-- the earl of harley-black leather knight of the zone-the Bastet that protects us from the masses-- Lord Shrek
EWWW they do??
hmph that probably means they will insist on 42.7% compounded interest instead....
with a min. of 7.5%.....
oh crap... that may also mean.. you have to.....
no i cant utter it..........
its beyond comprehension......
why its cruel and unusal punishment.....
to have to stay in the room with those people??
oh they couldnt they wouldnt do that to you...woutld they????
oh dear.... oh dear...the horror... the horror of it....
but i do have a heart...
and i care... i really do
but.... the piper must be paid...
the dues must be forked over..........
the gummi reseviour refilled...........
we have so much to pay for-- spells--potions-robes--vermin--brooms-
running a clique can be expensive ya know.....