because according to Now Magzine, Abs, formerly of Five, has been offered a part in We Will Rock You.
I'm just off to listen to A night at the Opera and pop some Vicodin.
Ahhh... The shoes are clean, and all is right with the universe. And now that I have actually read the topic, I see I vomited for no reason other than the fact that you told me to. How odd...
Uh...
I don't know much about 5ive, other that they are some boy band.
But Abs?? Sheesh. What a name!
I would've vouched for Beer Gut, Bitch Tits, Hanging Belly, or, my personal favourite, Fat Rolls to get the that role.
Ah well, it had to be Abs! What a crime!