Well, just thinking here to make some lists.
Subject: The Top Ten Things Overheard at a Queen Party
10. Uh, Fred, *where* do you want the dwarves?
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4 : Brian to John: John, what's the name of our next song? John to Brian : I don't know I think I'll call him...BoRhap...no not Bohemian Rhapsody!!!!!!!
3: Freddie to Phoebe: "you! tie my shoe laces"
Freddie then turns to Liza Minelli with a stoli vodka cocktail in his hand and a ciggy in the other: "Oh I never tie my own shoe laces, darling. It's just not the sort of thing done in rock 'n roll!"