In need of humourous material... [QueenConcerts]

iGSM 30.03.2004 05:58	Yeah, you heard it right. I need something funny to say when I answer my mobile phone but can't think of anything. I'm just wondering if anyone has done this before or has heard anything that is rather amusing? My dad suggested 'Circus here, lion speaking?'
Daburcor? 30.03.2004 08:55	Pretend you are being murdered. I think it'll only work the first time though.
Lester Burnham 30.03.2004 09:44	"Ahoy-hoy." "Go!" "HELLO! YEAH I'M ON THE MOBILE!" "Hold on, it's not safe to talk yet." "Hello, you have reached MovieFone, please enter the area code of the movie you would like to see. Or press '1' to speak to an operator." "911, how may I help you?"
freddies_chicka 30.03.2004 09:53	"talk to me" " Big Dadd's Whorehous? Mike Stroke Speaking, how may i help you?"
Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 30.03.2004 10:18	'My dad suggested 'Circus here, lion speaking?' I prefer the old 'City Zoo, Mr C. Lion speaking.'
Penetration_Guru 30.03.2004 14:44	"Hello"
jorge 31.03.2004 00:33	"Hello" WOW ! That's great
Penis - Vagina 31.03.2004 01:05
iGSM 01.04.2004 05:02	h0h0! Hello is funny! pwnage! heh, I think I'll use that MovieFone one. Funny stuff that. Hard to remember though. FLYUIES!

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