| jasen101 27.03.2004 19:11 |
Hi! Has anyone every pondered the question: Am I a dumb Queen Fan? Well let me help you answer this question. A Dumb Queen fan is generally a person who likes Queen (God bless them) but just doesn't know that much about them. Remember the 10 following simple rules to avoid falling into the Dumb Queen Fan Category....or as i call it DQFC. 1. It's "Freddie Mercury", okay?? NOT: "Freddie", "Fredjie", "Fredj", "Frid Meurcaly", "Eddie Murphy", "Freddie Murphy", "Fred Murcal", or "that guy with the big teeth" 2. Roger May and Brian Taylor are not members of Queen. (I have actually seen this misunderstanding before) 3. Singing the wrong words to "Bohemian Rhapsody". Everybody knows the song...but only a true queen fan knows all the words! For instance, a bad attempt would be: "....thunderbolt duh duh duh...very very...uh duh duh me... FigarAo, Gallieo, FigarAo, FigarAo...uh...something something..." That's why we have lyric sleeves people!!! 4. NO! Freddie was not the "leader of the band" he was the lead singer....and no "I want to break free" was not dedicated to the Gay Awards or Gay World...(is that okay your royal highness?) 5. "Cold As Ice" is not a Queen song. Nor is "More than a feeling" 6. It's "Bicycle Race" not "Bike it" or "Bicycle" or "Tricycle Race" 7. Queen was a non-political, non-religious band. And Roger Taylor dislikes...overly religious people! 8. Freddie Mercury didn't die in 1994 in seattle...from a gunshot wound to the head...that was Kurt Cobain. 9. Queen hates the Rolling Stones(especially Roger)....so don't talk about them. They also don't like Rolling stone magazine. 10. No, Freddie Mercury is not alive. He was a Gay Man who died. End of story. There's no conspiracy here boys and girls. PS>this isn't a rule, but more of a suggestion...if you're gonna draw a picture of Queen...let's avoid the crayons and stickmen...unless you're a kid. |
| Fenderek 27.03.2004 19:23 |
A very unsuccesful attempt to be funny.... |
| jasen101 27.03.2004 19:36 |
hey Fenderek... don't try too hard to be mean...just because i don't like your lame fuckin band. |
| Penetration_Guru 27.03.2004 19:39 |
Nice try..unfortunately it isn't the Rolling Stones that they dislike, it's Rolling Stone magazine. Ironic that in trying to mock the dumb you have exposed yourself as one of them... |
| Penis - Vagina 27.03.2004 19:45 |
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| jasen101 27.03.2004 19:46 |
No dumbass! Roger Taylor does not like Mick Jagger! you can even see it in the "Live at Wembley" second disc where he makes fun of Jagger's age and the fact that freddie doesn't really like hangin out with him. Yeah! I do know the difference between Rollingstone magazine and the rolling stones. Stop tryin to get clever with me you're only falling further into that DQFC. |
| jasen101 27.03.2004 19:53 |
oh, there are a lot of haters here. Most of them ignorant. Actually, for your information I was referring to the GPAGL (Global Pride Awards for Gays and Lesbians) 1985 which was held in San Fran in which "i want to break free" was used as it's theme song. It is kinda hard to hear with her accent if she says "Awards" or "world" it could have been either. See sweetie, i'm gay and know a little more about the gay world than you. |
| Penis - Vagina 27.03.2004 20:05 |
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| jasen101 27.03.2004 20:10 |
uuhhh I DID EDIT THE FUCKING POST! I was only kidding because i was very drunk that night after alot of partying. I love Jesus! Okay? Happy? Don't you people check before you post!!! But if you want to love me, i could use some on here.:) I don't like some of the people on here though...they think that their opinions are gold...i don't care how fuckin long they've been on here...if they want a cat fight they're gonna get one cause i can be a really nasty bitch. If you're nice to me i'll respect you. |
| NoOneButYou1975 27.03.2004 20:14 |
oh, there are a lot of haters here. Most of them ignorant. yeah and you are one of them :) |
| jasen101 27.03.2004 20:16 |
ahhh...with that so are you darling! I'm getting quite a fan club. aren't i? |
| NoOneButYou1975 27.03.2004 20:16 |
Don't you people check before you post!!! obviously you didnt |
| NoOneButYou1975 27.03.2004 20:17 |
ahhh...with that so are you darling! I'm getting quite a fan club. aren't i? nah not really |
| jasen101 27.03.2004 20:17 |
haha obviously your parents didn't believe in contraception...pity. |
| Penis - Vagina 27.03.2004 20:24 |
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| jasen101 27.03.2004 20:27 |
yeah whatever Deacon Fan. |
| NoOneButYou1975 27.03.2004 20:28 |
I don't like some of the people on here though... why even bother then? |
| jasen101 27.03.2004 20:43 |
good question. why are u bothering me? |
| NoOneButYou1975 27.03.2004 20:48 |
good question. why are u bothering me? cause you are doing the same...if you dont like us then no one is stopping you from staying here .. |
| jasen101 27.03.2004 20:55 |
huh...? Read my post! Was I insulting anyone or was i trying to be funny? a few tools are trying to be Condescending to me, but that's okay...they're royalty after all. |
| freddies_chicka 27.03.2004 21:07 |
heres something for you: THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING FUNNY AND BEING A FUCKING OFFENSIVE ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!! |
| jasen101 27.03.2004 21:33 |
now that's not a very nice thing to say? is it? You better say a hail mary for that one....gee |
| Lester Burnham 27.03.2004 21:50 |
This is fun! |
| dragonzflame 27.03.2004 23:23 |
Oh my god. What is the problem everyone has with this jasen fellow? From what I assume he made some post about God that offended people(which, btw, was edited before I had a chance to look at it - all I got was the ensuing argument), and nobody seems to let anything go. Jasen, it would really help you if you didn't spring to the defensive and start insulting everone with swear words. Let it go. yay on you for editing the post. Where, indeed is the love? Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream! |
| Lester Burnham 27.03.2004 23:29 |
Strawberry ice cream is for Jasen lovers. I say we all have some cookies and cream and have at it with the spoons. |
| NoOneButYou1975 27.03.2004 23:35 |
I say we all have some cookies and cream and have at it with the spoons. brings the plastic spoons ...:) |
| jasen101 27.03.2004 23:44 |
mmmmmmmmmmm....ice creammmmm |
| Daburcor? 28.03.2004 09:09 |
Hmmm... Dumb Queen fans... dumb Queen fans... I don't think you'll find any of those HERE. ;) |
| geeksandgeeks 28.03.2004 12:21 |
Jasen, don't listen to these people. That was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. I laughed my ass off and unlike some of you, i'm not afraid to admit it. Oh, how true it is... And how many people I've run into who think Freddie was in either Guns & Roses or Nirvana... "There's no conspiracy boys and girls." How sad it is that non one - be it Elvis, Freddie, Kurt Cobain, Layne Staley, Jimmy Hoffa, or Vincent Foster - can just die anymore without people coming up with thousands of conspiracy theories surrouding their death. |
| Fenderek 28.03.2004 15:28 |
< If you think that's the reason, you're even dumber than I thought... If you think it was the relgion remark, think again because I'm the last one to defend church, Bible, etc... It's your attitude, my dear- you said in other thread something about freedom of expressing your views; fair enough, but express them with at least SOME respect; you menaged to piss off some really, really nice ppl here I haven't seen so angry before... Think about it- maybe you really provoked some of the crap you're getting now... On the other hand, who knows- maybe suddenly the whole world's got really nothing else to do but to be mean to you...? |
| Penetration_Guru 28.03.2004 16:35 |
Jasen, surely Fred was bisexual? He was known to be still shagging women in the 80s. |
| missikay78 28.03.2004 18:52 |
I'm not a fan of Strawberry or Cookies and Cream. What about Rocky Road? |
| Pluto 28.03.2004 18:57 |
i thought the post was funny why is almost everyone attacking jason just stop |
| rhapsody__87 28.03.2004 20:56 |
Why do we coexist with such pathetic morons in this world? :-( Seriously-- if you ARE new why do you insult people? Not the way to gain friends, I shall say! |
| QueenChick15 28.03.2004 21:24 |
uh....Freddie was not gay you dumbass! If you look at some of the videos and pics of him w/ Mary Austin, then it is clear that he was in fact bisexual! so get YOUR facts straight! |
| Lester Burnham 28.03.2004 21:29 |
Good job there, missy. You sure showed him. |
| jasen101 29.03.2004 01:47 |
freddie was gay, in my opinion. He probably tried it with women, but it never worked out in the end. a simple equation can explain his sexuality: only 2 women (mary and barbara) 1000+ men --------- =homosexual man |
| Dances With Freddie 29.03.2004 04:30 |
"freddie was gay, in my opinion." in your opinion, huh? hehe. hehehehehhee. I really don't think any of us are to judge if Freddie was gay bi or whatever. only he knew for sure. ask him when you're gone :) |
| dragonzflame 29.03.2004 04:47 |
I give up. *curls up in the corner with peppermint stick ice cream* (everyone seemed to miss my Simpsons reference) |
| rhapsody__87 29.03.2004 15:10 |
Jasen101 -- you suck. Not trying to win the award for best insult, but you suck. It's clear you're a homophobic asshole so just stop okay? |
| geeksandgeeks 29.03.2004 15:47 |
Guys...RELAX. It really doesn't matter whether Freddie was gay, straight, bi, tri, or hecto. And in fact, I don't think he was bi. Gay men can still go for women if they remain open-minded about it. |
| inu-liger 29.03.2004 17:30 |
Holy geez, this guy must be dumber than me! (Unless PG says otherwise) ""Nice try..unfortunately it isn't the Rolling Stones that they dislike, it's Rolling Stone magazine."" "Ironic that in trying to mock the dumb you have exposed yourself as one of them..." LMAO, Good one PG! |
| jasen101 29.03.2004 19:34 |
actually, i'm a 21 year old gay man. So, no i can't see myself as being homophobic! PS. Please, you guys, read a little deeper before you make a comment like that about me...rhapsody_87 i'm looking in your direction. The whole "jesus is gay" thing also upset me cause it tried to get people's attention by trying to make gay people look stupid. |
| rhapsody__87 29.03.2004 19:47 |
Sorry about that Jasen101-- that's how you came off though |
| freddies_chicka 29.03.2004 20:32 |
hey umm jasen? If you would like to be friends with me, we can make up, i can forget all about this. How about that? kelly |
| Merlot 29.03.2004 20:37 |
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| rhapsody__87 29.03.2004 21:04 |
Yeah yeah I have to agree... I want to be friends! If I seemed mean-- I'm not! It's just the tough Jersey girl in me haha :-) |
| jasen101 29.03.2004 22:17 |
i'll be all yo friends!~ if you want |
| Fairyfeller 30.03.2004 04:22 |
Well isn't this nice... :D Finally it stopped. Hey, is this like the first time the ancient qz-ers didn't kick a newbie off if there was like a fight or something? btw: a late welcome from fairyfeller ;) And yes, I did think jasen's post was funny, and yes, I thought most of the remarks made by everyone afterwards were funny:) |
| Fenderek 30.03.2004 07:23 |
< C'mon, that's just contradiction... If you're open-minded and go also with women, you're bi, not gay... It's like saying "I'm hetero, but from time to time I go out with guys"- sorry, but it would make it bi, wouldn't it...? |
| Lizzie 30.03.2004 10:46 |
man, the vibes in here... scary...... |
| jasen101 31.03.2004 11:42 |
i think most of us are a little "bi" we just don't realize it. I also think women are a little more "bi" then men are. |
| Fenderek 31.03.2004 11:54 |
For the first time I agree with you- just not "a little more"; from my experience: "much more"... |
| geeksandgeeks 31.03.2004 15:59 |
Fenderek, "bi" means that you have equal or almost equal attractions to men and women. Some infinitesimile percentage of the population is actually bi. Now, on the other hand, there are several straight guys i have spoken to who say they would sleep with *insert member of Queen here*. It's frightening, but it doesn't make them bi. |
| jasen101 31.03.2004 16:12 |
well i'd sleep with anyone...as long as they treat me like a lady...not a tramp. |
| deleted user 31.03.2004 16:50 |
I think that spelling lessons are in order. 'Quote' is how it is spelled. Not quot. And instead of spelling it, you can also do this ", and when you end it you can do this ". Hope this helps. P.S. And when you use the word 'quote', and you stop using it, it is end quote. Not & quot. |
| deleted user 31.03.2004 18:39 |
Ignore the above post. Something is wrong with the quotes.... |
| Into La Ment 08.04.2004 18:56 |
heh... I thought that was funny ^_^ #3 was scarily accurate for my dad (Singing the wrong words to "Bohemian Rhapsody"). He did the exact same thing! I was playing it in his car, and because he knows I like Queen, and he wanted to look cool, he tried to show off the fact that he knew all the words to it. He didn't. He started to sing the wrong line, then tried to merge it into the right one and ended up singing something totally ridiculous. I think he certainly qualifies as a 'dumb Queen fan' (if there is such a thing). (When trying to prove to me he knew about Queen, he asked me if I'd "ever heard of an album called 'News of the World'") |
| Queen4ever 09.04.2004 00:16 |
I thought your post was funny and true. I don't know what everyone is getting upset about. |
| jasen101 09.04.2004 02:45 |
thanks...but it appears people enjoy being difficult. |
| Virtuoso 09.04.2004 12:01 |
*YAWN*Well...at least you tried. |