| deleted user 25.03.2004 17:54 |
post some random facts here :-D i already told mandy this one, but, did you know that when 2 bees have sex, the male literally explodes? somebody on livewire said, "woah, i wonder what happens when he tries to masturbate :-P" lmao |
| Bob The Shrek 25.03.2004 18:14 |
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. |
| Daburcor? 25.03.2004 18:17 |
@_@ |
| LiveAidQueen 25.03.2004 18:25 |
I agree Dan |
| Bob The Shrek 25.03.2004 19:03 |
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896 - Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. |
| Penis - Vagina 25.03.2004 19:13 |
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| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 25.03.2004 19:16 |
99.8 percent (why is my percentage symbol so shite)of the mass of our solar system is made up by the sun. Most of the reminder is taken up by Brian May's hair. |
| deleted user 25.03.2004 19:44 |
Tom Dumont has the same same birthday as I do. |
| rhapsody__87 25.03.2004 19:50 |
I'm related to George and Ira Gershwin. |
| Antici...pation 25.03.2004 20:08 |
Ringo Starr and I share the same birthday ^_^ hehe... that's a little odd to me, but I wouldn't lie about something like that |
| geeksandgeeks 25.03.2004 21:02 |
-I'm related by blood to Robert E. Lee, the Confederate general. -A rhinocerous's horn is made of hair. -Tigers have striped skin under their fur. -During their "season", lions mate once every fifteen minutes for two weeks. -A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes (oy...) -The Peace Corps Safety Manual given out to volunteers working in the Amazon rain forest advises you to let yourself be half-eaten before killing an anaconda. -Twenty-three trucks valued at $480,000 were auctioned off by the US Department of Energy and sold - for seventeen cents. -A copier valued at $5000 was sold at the same auction - for five cents. One copy costs more than the copier. -The closest star to earth other than the sun,Proxima Centauri, cannot be seen without a telescope. -The author Alexander Pope was four and a half feet tall. -There is a medical condition known as "floating kidney". -There is a medical condition known as "hairy tongue". -There is a medical condition known as "megacolon". -Tori Amos' life's ambition is to be eaten by a crocodile. She said so. -Kurt Cobain, while still alive, was TERRIFIED of Axl Rose. -Mississippi finally ratified an amendment to their state constitution banning slavery - in 1994. -In Kentucky, there is a law on the books that makes it illegal to paint ducklings blue. UNLESS you are selling more than six at a time! -I have a freckle on my lip. |
| Relayer 25.03.2004 21:10 |
I've got the same birthday as Jimmy Page, I always thought that was cool He's not a Beatle though Also a lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court |
| geeksandgeeks 25.03.2004 21:26 |
More Odd Medical Conditions (taken from Mayo Clinic Health Book). -Ankylosing Spondilitis -Perforated Colon -Swimmer's Ear -Tennis Elbow -Runner's Knee -Jock Itch -Dropped Kidney -Horseshoe Kidney -Duplicate Kidney -St. Vitus's Dance More Great US Department of Energy Auctions: Item: Intel Supercomputer Valued At: $89,000 Sold For: $35,000 After this, the Department of Energy bought it back...for $89,000. Item: Drilling Rig Valued At: $3.1 million Sold For: $350,000. More Great Animal Facts: -Starfish have no brains. -Jellyfish have no brains. -Certain types of turtles can breathe through their rectums. -Most male geese are bisexual. -A baby kangaroo is the size of a jelly bean. -If a human baby grew as much between infanthood and adulthood as a baby kangaroo, it would grow to the size of an adult blue whale. -Manatees sleep between breaths. -The tadpole of a paradoxical frog is five times the size of its parents. -Giraffes and humans have the same number of bones in their necks. -Skunks can aim with perfect accuracy from up to 14 feet away. -Cookie-cutter sharks can eat nuclear submarines. -Flatworms can change their sex at will. -A type of fish called the mudskipper can climb trees. -The mudskipper can also breath out of the water. -All of an octopus's organs are in its head. -Dolphins are born with mustaches. -Dolphins, dogs, and humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure. |
| rhapsody__87 25.03.2004 21:37 |
-Dolphins are born with mustaches. ...What on EARTH? I'd love to see a picture of this LOL |
| Polar Bear 26.03.2004 09:47 |
I swear penguins have sex for pleasure as well. They do it to get rocks for their nests, surely if they didn't like it then they wouldn't be doing it to get rocks. get your rocks off get your rocks off.... |
| Daburcor? 26.03.2004 09:55 |
My brother was born on Sept. 18th. Jimi Hendrix died on Sept. 18th. |
| bolan 26.03.2004 12:05 |
David Bowie and Elvis share the same birthday-January 8th WOW!!!!!!!! |
| Bob The Shrek 26.03.2004 12:07 |
There are more nutrients in the cornflake package itself than there are in the actual cornflakes. |
| Bob The Shrek 26.03.2004 13:05 |
During World War II the US Navy bomabarded the island of Kiska and 35,000 US & Canadian troops stormed ashore. 21 soldiers were killed in the firefight - imagine how many more casualties there would have been if the Japanese had been there. |
| Bohardy 26.03.2004 14:20 |
All polar bears are left-handed. |
| Daburcor? 26.03.2004 14:32 |
Spiders form from dust. |
| Little_Queenie 26.03.2004 14:32 |
"All polar bears are left-handed." Yaaaaay, so am I:)) is anyone else here left-handed?? |
| nil 26.03.2004 14:34 |
I'm both, Left and Right handed |
| geeksandgeeks 26.03.2004 15:43 |
Actually, Polar Bear, every penguin that mates will only mate once a year. The two penguins go a long, long way to find privacy, and the actual process only takes about three minutes. Don't ask how I know this stuff. The bedbug is even worse. The female bedbug will die if she mates more than six times in a year, because the process involves breaking open the shell on her back. |
| LiveAidQueen 26.03.2004 16:50 |
I have the same birthday as Jack Nicolson (SP!) and Peter Frampton...How exciting! |
| deleted user 26.03.2004 17:18 |
Aside from humans, pigs and dolphins have sex because it feels good. Or for fun. |
| dragonzflame 27.03.2004 05:20 |
It's impossible to fold any piece of paper more than 7 times. |
| Bob The Shrek 27.03.2004 05:31 |
In July this year, my Mum & her sister will be attending a tea party at Buckingham Palace, hosted by Her Maj the Queen. Email me if you want her to nick a souvenir for you - an ashtray, cutlery etc. If Princess Anne turns up with her dogs, Mum might be able to smuggle out a dead corgi ;-) |
| deleted user 27.03.2004 08:33 |
Earth's longest mountain range is the Mid-Ocean Ridge, which winds around the globe from the Arctic Ocean to the Atlantic, skirting Africa, Asia and Australia, and crossing the Pacific to the west coast of North America. It is four times longer than the Andes, Rockies, and Himalayas combined. |
| deleted user 27.03.2004 09:13 |
And why aren't you going, Bob? Girls night out thing? ;^) |
| Pluto 27.03.2004 18:35 |
freddie mercury and i share the same birthday, i have seem a dolphin with a mustach(sp sorry i am really tired) ai am also left handed |
| Bob The Shrek 28.03.2004 05:43 |
To be fair Alli, I think the general consensus was that I am just too much of a rough arsed bastard to mix with Royalty. |
| Daburcor? 28.03.2004 09:05 |
You don't need 'their kind' anyway Bob. Hey, Can you see if she'll pinch the crown for me? |
| Antici...pation 28.03.2004 15:19 |
My father went to school with Vern Troyer <---(Mini-Me) |
| missikay78 28.03.2004 18:35 |
Elvis had a twin who died at birth, Jesse Garron. My uncle shares their birthday, January 8th. Elvis died on my father's birthday, August 16th. |