I spent my 700th post most likely threatening your well-being. I hope you're happy!
Of course, I wasted my 702nd post on you as well. I'm a sad individual. But not as sad as you'll be when I get done with you! To the death!!
I need a girlfriend.
Then a duel it shall be!
Oh man, those duels are getting so old.. I think I'll use this crayon gun..to draw Lester out of the LINES! AHAHA! Not really folks.