OhMUHGOD!!! LMAO!!!! THAT'S FUNNY... And a bit scary... LOL! Sorry I didn't notice it the first time! I can asure you however, That it will NOT sound like that. ;)
"Stephen Hawking goes solo."
You'd think that being so smart, He could write his OWN damned song! The bastard!!! I'm gonna sue! *goes off to get his lawyers... And a led pipe*
Write a song detailing your contemptuous battle with Mr. Hawking, much as George Harrison did with 'Sue Me Sue You Blues' (obviously about the 'My Sweet Lord' / 'He's So Fine' debacle).