Brian - "aww John u have beautiful hair i wish i could grow mine that long"
John - "Brian stop staring at my hair"
Brian - "err soz just trying to take my mind off Freddie, i think hes staring at my nipple its a bit cold in here"
Roger - "come on guys look at the camera, lets get this over and done with"
John - Judging by the look on his face, is suffering from major shrinkage and low self-esteem during the photoshoot.
Brian - Mmmh..if I close my eyes like this, people will think I'm invisible...I wonder if they can see my "red special" though?
Freddie - Oh my goodness, Brian has his first chesthair, puberty at last!
Roger - I should really stop being vain and wear my prescription glasses, because I could almost swear I'm here being photographed almost nude with Freddie touching me... but they said we were going out to the beach... what's that foggy thing flashing in the horizon? aah..must be a boat
LOL pma!
RT: I'm not looking at you, Brian. Deliberately, see?
FM: Roger, what on earth are you doing? And all this time I thought you fancied me!
BM: ROGER! Get your hand outta there!
MICK ROCK: Okay, c'mon, Rog, hand offa Brian's face. He's not THAT bad-looking naked.
RT: *sheepishly removes his hand from Brian's face*
FM: Oh. I thought it was something more sinister. Never mind, dear.
BM: FREDDIE! EYES OFF! THIS IS BAD ENOUGH AS IT IS!!!
JD: Kill me now...
RT: Oh God, johns doing it again
JOHN!! I thought i told you not in public
fm thinking "dont look back," how long do i have to stay like this I dare say its a bit nippy in here!"
Jd: oooh, hey what are you staring at!
bm; get me outta here
Picture 1
Brian "John your hairs got split ends again"
Picture 2
John "Did you fart?"
Picture 3
Freddie "What key are we in?"
Picture 4
Freddie "Heres my new song... The wheels on the bus go round and round...."
