...So, What's everyone say we have a little fun? Let's play chess!!! Just kiding... How about this... If you could make a movie, What would it be about, what type of movie would it be (comedy, drama, horror...),how would you sucker people into seeing this 'masterpiece'? In other words, your 'tagline'(I.E.: "Fear never travels alone..." one gold star to the person who knows what movie that was from!). And, who would it star?
Mine would be a horror/musical. I KNOW it wouldn't work in the real world, But, since this is just a bit of fun anyway, It WILL!
Anyway, It would be your typical zombie movie. The dead rise, walk the earth, kill people, make more zombies, a lone group of people tries to survive, etc... But here's the twist... These zombies can dance (think thriller!)and sing (and do so QUITE frequently)! Here's the hook for all the adds: "Dance, Sing, Die!", I can see it now... The male lead would be Tom Hanks, An army general/astronaut whom is a real hard-ass.
By the end of the flick, he will (of course) be turned into a zombie, leaving his only family, his daughter (the female lead), to try and out dance/out sing him to save the world from armageddon. The female lead would be Kirsten Dunst. She will be eaten alive by Mr Hanks because, I HATE her.
The movie will also be what puts TV's Kirk Cameron (Growing Pains) on the top of hollywood's 'A' list for his stunning portrayal of Randy 'Zip' Clinger. Zip is a gourmet chef/priest/kindergarten teacher/airline pilot/recovering alcoholic/smack addict whom was recently turned into the 'undead' but, for some odd reason, has no lust for the kill, thus he helps out the human characters. This movie will be (intentionally anyway) serious. OSCARS AHOY!!!
Not bad for a whim... Okay, Who's next?!
I would like to make a big Hollywood movie about World War 2 that shows the truth - the Yanks didn't discover the Enigma code, they didn't land in Normandy all by themselves, they didn't fight the Japs by themselves and without us foreigners they wouldn't have got the atomic bomb! :-D
I'd love to do a blockbuster-actionpacked-mega-melodrama-pornographic-slasher-movie about my life (black and white, widescreen, full of nasty closeups of faces (like up the nose), lots of nudity, violence and a happy ending). I've figured it would be around 9 hours long and I'd cast..umm...ummm that guy that played Skippy on Family Ties..erhm Marc Price? to play...with himself. + other hasbeens. David Hasselhoff would play me, doing everything in slow motion. Oh yeah, the characters lines would all be dubbed into mixed French and German for a more dramatic effect. I think this would re-invent modern cinema as we know it.
And If I could do Terminator 4, I'd start it off with
John Connor waking up from a nightmare, realizing the
previous movie (3) was just a bad dream (I'd just love to hear people moan about being ripped off). Oh yeah and the Terminators would be played by (good) Danny DeVito and
(bad) Tom Hanks re-doing his Forrest Gump act.
Okay Paulie, just for the American market, I would make another film about how you Yanks gave us a great lend/lease deal on 50 galleons to defeat the Spanish Armada - how's that? *even bigger evil grin* ;-)
Pieter borrowed this kick ass digital camcorder from work on Friday. Him and my nephew Alan (age 7) are gonna make a horror movie today. Alan's idea for the movie was that you are about to drink a bottle of soda and when you take off the cap and turn it over, YOUR name is on it. Then I think it is like the Ring and you die in a few days or something.. It will be called..."CAPS"..*lol* :-)
My brother gave me the title, the first line, and the final line of the first song for our musical. He called it "Lonely Zombie (Zip's Theme)". What a crazy bastard... LOL!
Well, As promised, Here is "Lonely Zombie (Zip's Theme)"! Don't take this too seriously. ;)
Lonely Zombie (Zip's Theme) - Act 1
I'm just a lonely zombie,
Why do they all run from me?
I'm not your average zombie,
I don't eat people meat!
When I was a kindergarten teacher,
Recovering from a smack addiction.
I had trouble teaching basic math,
Subtraction and addition.
I'm just a lonely zombie,
Is there anyone for me?
I'm not your average zombie,
I only crave Bacardi!
When I was a Catholic priest,
Something was amiss.
I spent all my time drinking,
Boy was I ever pissed!
I'm just a lonely zombie,
Does anybody even care?
I'm not your average zombie,
So why won't anyone dare...
To love me?
What is a zombie to do?
Can't you see that one thing is true...
Zombies need love too?