Ooh, Deacon Fan...that's a good one. ;^)
Really, there is no way I can get out of this, because I try to have a good attendance record, etc, but I just don't want to do this at all!
The upshot of this is, however, that my teacher arrives to class 10-15 mins late every class.
Wear a grey suit, little round glasses, a fake moustache and a swastika armband. Swear blind that you thought she said Himmler - 100% certain you will be sent home to change and therefore miss your lesson ;-)