It's been so long since we've had a Queen Fic here...
For those who don't know:
I write the beginning, like..5 sentences, then someone else writes what's happening next, in somewhat 5 sentences.
QZ style ;)
6 AM, a new day, a new beginning.
Today was the day there would be a secret Queen gig.
The year was 1976, and Fred was about to get up.
Something heavy was restricting him however...
His newly achieved cat, called Thomas, was obviously used to sleeping in its owners bed. Not only that, but the fat cat had talked all of Freddie's ten pets into doing the same. What looked like one big, furry ball was keeping Freddie from standing up. Actually, it was keeping him from moving at all.
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But then Freddie realized it wasn't his cats at all. It was Brian and Roger. John was in the shower. The frizzy hair of Rog and Brian made Freddie think it was his cats.
'My God' Freddie said. 'What the hell is going on here dears? I thought you two were my cats'.
... and so he he did, with style and violence. "Hey, leave them alone," said Brian. I just had those Super sine enhance electro balls put on my guitar yesterday." "Sorry," said Roger, sheepishly. "That's ok, said Brian, with a warm loving smile, and he leaned over and...
This idea disturbed Brian greatly, so he pulled on the collar of Rog's shirt and pulled him outside the house, where they were immediately greeted by a disturbing sight...
Jake Britt's father, whose name escapes us, was making "love" to Freddie's Rolls Royce (in the exhaust pipe), and he stopped when he saw them looking at him, and explained that...
So Brian and Roger proceeded to kicking Jake's father's ass, and leaving him in the end with severely damaged testicles, which later led to our dumbass Jake Britt being born the way he was.
Anyway, after Brian and Roger finished kicking Jake's father's ass, Brian had an idea all off a sudden...
..."let's go to Canada!" he exclaimed. "Why in the name of jesus fuck would we want to go there?" asked Roger. "We were just over a few weeks ago." "Yeah, but that arse kicking gave me an idea....
"We can use 'We Will Rock You' as our theme!" Roger proclaimed. "Sure, Rog. Why don't we record several versions and pick the best one?" Brian said.
"Not a bad idea," Roger said, "Not a bad idea...."
('Tis would end up releasing each version as a single every two months several years from now)
but let's get some sexy young girls to record it with us..
fuck John he can stay at home and do nothing
soon as Brian and Roger landed in Canada
roger said..........
Delilah had gotten crushed by a fallen toaster and needed to be sent to the vets. On their way back, Brian and Roger...
(Note: geez, am I the one writing half of the story already??)
rolled a fatty, and sat back and lit it up.
'Some great grass Bri' Roger said choking and coughing. Brian laughed. 'If you don't cough, you don't get off.'