Get your crystal balls ready folks and make your predictions for 2004.
1. Bush will be evicted.
2. Man will land on Mars.
3. We will finally discover which is the true pronounciation of the planet Uranus.
Marie - the official Bush Eviction Clock sits now at but 401 days! The happy, happy day is drawing ever near!
And I predict that:
-The dear folks on Synergy will drive me to mental instability
-Queenzone will suddenly find itself in a handbasket
-Michael Jackson will get in trouble again
-Jennifer Lopez will be wearing white five or six times
-Eddie Vedder will campaign for Ralph Nader
Gee, I'm great, aren't I? I mean, what HARD predictions to make! ;)
Hehehe Mandy! I know that the day is drawing neigh, and we must rejoice! ;)
1. Bill O'Reilly will write another annoying book, about how great he is.
2. More strange viruses will emerge.
I'm just stating the obvious am I? ;)
"In the year 2000..."
Bush will be re-elected in a landslide.
(NOT what I want, but what I feel will come to pass based on the current political landscape)
Jessica Lynch's nude photos will NOT appear in Hustler, but she will appear in Playboy. (In an interview)
Michael Jackson will be cleared of child molestation charges (again) but as his music career continues to dwindle he will embark on a "farewell" tour to drum up nostalgia, kudos, and income. (not necessarily in that order)
After the disappointing season, Notre Dame head coach Tyrone Willingham will be forced to make changes (if only symbolic ones) to his coaching staff to appease fans and alumni. Not with the offensive coordinator, but with underlings such as quarterback coach, strength and conditioning, etc...
"We Will Rock You-The Musical" will open in the U.S. to critical praise, but lukewarm box office.
Peppermint Patty (of Peanuts fame) will officially come out of the closet along with her domestic partner Marcy. She will develop a daytime talk show and a magazine, but will soon fade into obscurity.
"Bush will be re-elected in a landslide.
(NOT what I want, but what I feel will come to pass based on the current political landscape)"
I don't know about that, I've heard his popularity is at an all-time low. Then again, the Democrats aren't exactly bringing in the best candidates - I wish Gore would run again. Or Clinton.
Despites popular request and public outcry I will continue to live long and prosper in my usual humble way.
Queenzone will merge with QOL and
learn the art of swallowing in exchange for plain sucking.
The Man In The Shadows will be re-issued as a limited edition of 200 pressed INVISIBLE 7" vinyls accompanied
by invisible fold-out posters of John Deacon recording the album.
I will complain and whine 10% more than this year.
Google search engine will be integrated into newborn babies.