He'd probably retire from Queen and either be the sole financial funder behind the show or actually join the team, being The Music Guy.
"Oh dear, you listen to Staind? Darling, leave the house now! To Virgin Megastores - stat!"
erm, is this the show where heteros get styling tips from gay men? mmh, i think there is something like that on german tv as well, but the name of the show won't come to my mind now....