One day, a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test. She
blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and
asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your Daddy
wants from your Mommy before he goes to work.
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room
yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!