Hey guys, I mean how can you even react to this.
I was on the bus, and heard a bunch of teenagers blaring some really loud music, which turned out to be Bohemian Rhapsody (sorry, I mean BR)! I was like “oh my actual God (the Lord Jesus), I am hearing this actual magic on a bus!” Or at least I thought that while they mugged me at knife point and stole my wallet and a bag of Werther’s originals from my Asda bag.
Erm, yeah, that’s about it really...