Pull my cock out and....
A triple 999 call and a court case the next day and I will be getting lots of free sex.... whether I want it or not....
If i physically bumped into him, I'd say that I'm a kiwi, and I can....
Hear music playing in the darkness
Oh and tell him my Grandad is a electrician...
Stalk him for a while then run over and hug him tightly he'll like that, I'll whisper "you're my best friend" into his ear.
Get as close as possible, maybe cut off some of his hair to sell on eBay..... or add to the shrine.
Anagrama^
That's not only what he would want you to do, but it is most probably what he would do to you anyway especially if you wore a greying wiry afro or had a beard wearing aviator sunglasses.... Actually a beard and aviator sunglasses may even give you a sly one in the diaphragm leaving you gasping breath for calling him a sociopath
Emrabt... That's hilarious.
Ur only kidding .....right?
I'd probably start a chat with him if he had the time. Then I'd hopefully remember to ask him if i could have one of his basses...cause c'mon. .."It's not like you're using it anymore" ;)
*F or real now. ...gotta love John Deacon. Mad skills
I would slap him in the face many times and say what the fuk is wrong with you. Are you a retard or something. Why on earth are you such a wuss and never talk to anyone or seen by anyone. You must have some real issues my man. You went from the top of the world to becoming a reclusive joke. Be a man and give your fans a message once in a while, even if it says I don’t want to hear or see anyone anymore. At least he can be an honest loser instead of a reclusive loser.
^goose44
Jeeze, you would make a great counselor worker.... High turn over rate with clients... After a session with you, off home to run the car in the garage
goose44 wrote:
I would slap him in the face many times and say what the fuk is wrong with you. Are you a retard or something. Why on earth are you such a wuss and never talk to anyone or seen by anyone. You must have some real issues my man. You went from the top of the world to becoming a reclusive joke. Be a man and give your fans a message once in a while, even if it says I don’t want to hear or see anyone anymore. At least he can be an honest loser instead of a reclusive loser.
You are a first class cunt. What an idotic comment.
All the answers given so far are wrong. If I saw Deaky in public, then I, like any REAL Queen fan, would immediately take out my bottle of chloroform and pack of cotton wool.
thomasquinn 32989 wrote:
All the answers given so far are wrong. If I saw Deaky in public, then I, like any REAL Queen fan, would immediately take out my bottle of chloroform and pack of cotton wool.
Hahahahaha WOW!!!! Umm I guess we wont need the hanky to shove in his mouth...
Deaks walking up in this weird underground hash job bunker with photos of him on the wall and his songs playing in loop.
I wont be surprised that the #metoo movement will read this and this site gets closes...