Discrimination based on gender! Call the cops! But seriously, you would have to ask the gay males, not males in general. Liking a person a lot would not make you consider becoming their lover if you are a hetero.
It doesnt work that way. I hope you understand that.
Fear not! I cometh to answer STICK.
Your reply tells me that I had asked an important question. I could go further: Why do so many straight man do not show any sense of humor when it comes to their male self-definition?
Meanwhile here in Kensington summer is in full bloom. Would have loved to invite you all over, but recently bumped into Paul Gambaccini who told me that he still had that sinking feeling, which made me think otherwise.
Loveth one another!
M.
If we went to the fair together (you know like in an 80s film) that would be nice. Hoop some ducks, win a big cuddly bear.
All things considered, I think I'd have to be a receiver. While I can imagine a bumming might hurt a bit, I'd rather that than actually see that I'm fucking a guy.
If it was going to happen, Fred would have to get rid of all that body hair and prepare to be the bitch.
Roger's outfit from IWTBF may also help.......
Are you alone, Mary? Last night was fucking amazing; you were D I R T Y...........
Fear not!
I cometh to let you know that there are no limits in life. You can enjoy male-to-male-sex while still considering yourself straight.
Just don't harm anyone.
Paul Gambaccini, whom i ran into yesterday, thinks alike. In spite of the fact that he still has that sinking feeling.
Being male is very hurtful, I found out. The pain that sits very deep will seldom find a real relief. I feeleth for you.
Fear not! I came here to tell you the truth.
I boweth to you in gratitude in spite of the fact that I don't knoweth what a Troll iseth.
From Kensington with loveth,
M.A.
Fireplace wrote:
You areth the Queen amongst trolls, but reading that Gambaccini still haseth that sinking feeling maketh me grin every time :-).
"Thou art the Queen amongst trolls, but reading that Gambaccini still hath that sinking feeling maketh me grin every time :-)."
If we're going for pseudo Elizabethan English, we might as well try to get it somewhat right.
Fireplace wrote:
You areth the Queen amongst trolls, but reading that Gambaccini still haseth that sinking feeling maketh me grin every time :-).
"Thou art the Queen amongst trolls, but reading that Gambaccini still hath that sinking feeling maketh me grin every time :-)."
If we're going for pseudo Elizabethan English, we might as well try to get it somewhat right.
I haveth no clue what the fricketh thou art talking about, but I deferreth to thy superior knowledge and thanketh thee for the English language lesson. It kind of gaveth me that sinking feeling :-)
Fear not! I cometh to tell you the truthet.
Pauleth, is that thy?
Did you bumpeth into the Mercurial in clubeth Heaven again? Did he do the flourishing with his armeth once more and telleth you that his attitudeth was: fucketh it, darling, I'm doing everything with everyoneth?
I've heareth that so many timeth from himeth.
Gute Nacht from Kensington,
M.A.
Come on dysan man, explain please! You said this childish shit was better than what you thought this forum was turning into. Don't chicken out, respond! Otherwise I have to categorize your unexplained comment under bullshit.
Fear not. I cometh to tell you the truth.
Cometh on Stick, explaineth your pain, please! We here in lovely Kensington will findeth a way to worketh it out. Don't chickeneth out, respondeth, please! Otherwise we can not relief your palpable problem.
You haveth that sinking feeling, haven'teth you?
Peacefuleth,
M.A.
Stick wrote:
Come on dysan man, explain please! You said this childish shit was better than what you thought this forum was turning into. Don't chicken out, respond! Otherwise I have to categorize your unexplained comment under bullshit.
But my comment was bullshit anyway so I don't really know what you want to hear.
Just what you meant by this place turning into a Steve Hoffman forum. I dont even know the guy so also didnt know what you meant by the comment. But if it was just builshit thats fair enough.
Who the fuck is the admin on this site? This is in the serious discussion section. May as well call it the “any cunt can post anything” discussion section
Fear not! I cometh to tell you the truth.
Mark_Glasgow, I understand that you are angry. You must not feel that way. Be assured that you are being loveth, too.
Peace and empathy,
M.A.