I'll start:
NOW I'M HERE
I love to leave my memory with you > I love to eat my memory with you
THE MIRACLE
Mothers, fathers, dead and gone, it's a miracle > Mothers, fathers, dead end jobs, it's a miracle
We are the Champions (FM version)
No time for losers, cos we are the champions......of the world
We are the Champions (AL Version)
No time for losers, cos we are the champions..... we are the champions, we are the cha-a-a-a-a-a-ampions, the cha-a-a-a-a-a-ampions (repeat several tunes until really fucking annoying)
There are loads for me. I'm not really a lyrics person (as in I always hear the music first and that's what matters most to me) so I am sure there are loads of Queen lyrics I know wrongly in my head even now.
A boring one is:
Perfume came naturally from Paris
BECAUSE she couldn't care less
I'm not sure how that would work, but there's no logic when you first sang along as a kid.
Ziggy_SD wrote:
THE MIRACLE
Mothers, fathers, dead and gone, it's a miracle > Mothers, fathers, dead end jobs, it's a miracle
Funniest shit I've heard in a while.
Haha, because we all love being trapped in dead end jobs !
Mine isn't a funny one
LAS PALABRAS DE AMOR
"One foolish world, so many songs. Senselessly hurled into the never ending CAUSE"
*When the word in question is COLD*"
I kinda think cause works better. Maybe that's what they were thinking; kinda like Rod Serling's first season opener.
"The pit of man's fears, and the SUNLIGHT of his knowledge"
*Which eventually became "pit of man's fears and SUMMIT of his knowledge"
Which makes obviously more sense contrasting PIT and SUMMIT. ...You'd think it was just a stenographical error, but the dude did a LINE READ for it! ....anyways...
"She came without a farthing"
The British farthing (?1/4d) coin, from "fourthing", was a unit of currency of one quarter of a penny, or ?1/960 of a pound sterling. It was minted in bronze, and replaced the earlier copper farthings.
Value: ? 1/960 pound sterling
Adventure seeker, on an empty street => Ad-rrr-rrr seagull, on an empty street.
In my defense I grew up in a place where one did see seagulls on empty streets. Not sure why Freddie would sing of this.
Here are several that I've had over the years
"Great King Rat has settled in the night" instead of "Then came man to savage in the night"
"All day long, we have to leave now" instead of "We have lift-off"
"Don't worry baby I'll save myself" instead of "Safe and sound"
"What made you say, what did I say?" instead of "What made you change, what did I say?"
"Was it always dead, all that love" instead of "wasted"
One of them isn't mine
matt z wrote:
Surprised i haven't heard
"Joyful the schlong,
The world fools around
from father to son to son!"
In light of today's society and controversies
Earworm alert!
Damn you ... I can't get those fake lyrics out of my head.
If I get fired tomorrow for unintentionally singing these lyrics within earshot at work, I will hold you personally responsible.
LOL