matt z 26.06.2015 19:21 |
Since they've gone the route of gene Simmons and are starting to whore out the name on general products here's one to consider a reality - particularly given the band's vested interest in promoting birth control after Freddie's demise. The topic came up before but I figure for the sake of generating a couple dozen good titles it's worthy of its own topic. Please post YOUR potential names for the official condom of queen haha There are clever people on this forum Even ideas that are a step removed would be interesting like "KILLER CREEM" - the official spermicide of QUEEN Here are a few that come to mind. 1) Queendom come 2) Queendont come 3) don't stop me now - the OFFICIAL condom of QUEEN available in 'a dozen rows for my darling" deluxe packs. 3) The Merry Fellers master stroke condoms 4) GASH- AH AHH! officially licensed Queen condoms 5) "(finger snaps) It's a prophylactic. ... it's a prophylactic! ... a prophylactic" 6) Creamer's Ball condoms 7) Schlong Away 8) somebody to Love (non humorous name) 9) Queen presents: "A Night At The Vulva" 10) Bicycle Pace (ultra durable TREADED condoms) *(sadist market) 11) let me enter, bang you 12) crazy little thing called nub *(ultra small condoms) 13) Crazy Little Thing condoms *(another marketable one without a ton of humor) 14) QUEEN the 12" collection (*extra large condoms) 15) the invisible man (real sensation condoms! ) 16) In-ur-endo (plugs) (each featuring a different Grandville illustration) 17) mother glove (diaphragm) Just a few suggestions. I know some were in another topic |
musicland munich 26.06.2015 19:27 |
" Love Killers " " We will stuff you" 100 Pack |
matt z 26.06.2015 19:57 |
Ballin all girls people in the sheets Flail away sweet sister (diaphragm/internal female condom) |
Queenfred 26.06.2015 21:08 |
I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned but, there can only really be one name for these... Coming Soon. |
matt z 26.06.2015 22:16 |
Queenfred wrote: I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned but, there can only really be one name for these... Coming Soon.That was already mentioned in the post titled WTF? which revolved around the subject of the new QUEEN HOT SPACE HOT SAUCE. There were many other funny suggestions for various products. One of my favorites was SHEER HEART AT-TACOS! then there could be a tax program SHEER HEART A-TAX etc. Staying power back up generators would also work. (I just wouldn't suggest it because Staying Power is such a horrible song) Cool Cat feline ice cream I'm in love with my car polish, antifreeze, car wax etc. DROWSE sleeping pills Sweet Lady Valentine's candy boxes don't stop me now amphetamines fat bottomed girls EXPANDED BICYCLE SEATS Maybe even seats with an attachable pivot GUT HOLDER up front The prophet's song singing holy garments and hats Etc Maybe they can outdo KISS to the most marketed crap out there. |
BETA215 27.06.2015 00:13 |
Play The Game: Open up your ass and let me step inside, Rest your weary head and let your hole decide. It's so easy, when you know the rules (use the condom) It's so easy! All you have to do is use the condom. Play The Game Everybody play the game! Oh fuck (moan) YEEEEEAAAH! (porn star screaming) Ok, I better shut... |
stevelondon20 27.06.2015 02:01 |
What about "Let Me In Your Arse Again". One thing you wouldn't wanna do is "Breakthru". |
Rokku 27.06.2015 02:16 |
Keep Yourself ALIVE |
andyb1968 27.06.2015 02:34 |
Keep yourself alive ! |
Chief Mouse 27.06.2015 02:49 |
I want it all and I want it IN! |
winterspelt 27.06.2015 02:53 |
Was it all worth it? lol |
pestgrid 27.06.2015 04:08 |
My Baby Does Me .....Cherry Flavoured |
matt z 27.06.2015 05:11 |
Hmm. Some good ones! ^^^ Don't try so hard (vibrators for couples or the impotent) Tear it up! *(I know everybody forgets this song) Heaven for everyone (erotic perfumed lubricant) |
Costa86 27.06.2015 09:41 |
Is This The Baby We Created? Avoid unplanned babies. I Won't Let You Break Free - rubber which no cum can Breakthru Please Stop Me Now (before I get my broad preggers) |
Sebastian 27.06.2015 11:12 |
They'll probably name them after a Maylor song, so that rules out a significant portion of their repertoire and their derived puns (e.g., 'AIDS Is Real' or 'Spread Your Legs'). That'd leave us with: Keep Yourself Alive & Childless. Doing It All Right. No Sons or Daughters. Now It's Here. Good Company. Tie Your White Men Down (size: Long Away). Let Them Cling Together. We Will Stop You. It's Not Late Yet. All Dead, All Dead. Semen on the Sidewalk. Dead on Time. Save Them. Sail Away Sweet Semen. Tear Them Up. Is This the Sperm We Created? Who Wants STD's Forever? Sex Scandal (special line for wife-cheaters). The Sperm Hitman. The Sex Must Go On. |
musicland munich 27.06.2015 13:03 |
No Bareback with that Leroy Brown |
matt z 27.06.2015 14:02 |
HOT SPACE CONDOMS! Right down to the tacky writing (just enlarge it) 4 packs. Blue, Red, Green, Yellow. Commercial: "I'm wearing Brian!" (*music cue: " it's a prophylactic. ... it's a prophylactic") |
Barry Durex 27.06.2015 16:35 |
Seven Sperms Of Rhye |
brENsKi 27.06.2015 16:54 |
matt z wrote: Hmm. Some good ones! ^^^ Tear it up! *(I know everybody forgets this song)errrrm...no it isn't. the last thing anyone wants a condom to do is TEAR.. i woulda thought most obvious was "Foolin' Around?" |
matt z 27.06.2015 17:54 |
Well. .. Tear it up would be the activity (like ... the song? ). But yeah. Defintely bad for a condom. Pee side rendezvous poop side rendezvous (wouldn't want to discriminate) I was born to glove you. We got the condoms rockin ' |
BETA215 27.06.2015 18:33 |
Bohemian Condom. A hit for the masses. Your son(g) will be perfect, the person(g) you always wanted to be. |
Queenfred 27.06.2015 19:11 |
matt z wrote:Crazy as it may seem, I don't read every topic on this site. The fact that it was mentioned in ANOTHER thread, doesn't make my comment any less valid.Queenfred wrote: I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned but, there can only really be one name for these... Coming Soon.That was already mentioned in the post titled WTF? which revolved around the subject of the new QUEEN HOT SPACE HOT SAUCE. |
matt z 27.06.2015 19:34 |
Queenfred wrote:Right. I was just starting that it had already been suggested. I was just citing a prior origin.matt z wrote:Crazy as it may seem, I don't read every topic on this site. The fact that it was mentioned in ANOTHER thread, doesn't make my comment any less valid.Queenfred wrote: I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned but, there can only really be one name for these... Coming Soon.That was already mentioned in the post titled WTF? which revolved around the subject of the new QUEEN HOT SPACE HOT SAUCE. Here's another quick port over. . GET DOWN MAKE LOVE WHO NEEDS YOU *(spermicidal condoms) BREAKTHRU (ultra super thin condoms designed for the practical jokester) |
antiden 28.06.2015 04:30 |
Apart from joking, do you know that KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE condoms DID exist way back in 1992. It was one of Queen-related promo merchandise produced by Hollywood Records. |
matt z 28.06.2015 05:01 |
antiden wrote: Apart from joking, do you know that KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE condoms DID exist way back in 1992. It was one of Queen-related promo merchandise produced by Hollywood Records.I'd assumed there was a real product SOMEWHERE in the band's history. It's not really a joke. I know that if there were ever a product administered by the band it ought to be condoms. (Really) I had no idea. I'll look around for it online. But I'm certain they've all expired by now. Thanks for possibly clearing this up. I'm sure they were barely available and mostly promotional. To be realistic the only names that would be presented would probably be KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE SOMEBODY TO LOVE and MY BABY DOES ME Not wonderfully fun ideas like GASH-AH-AHH! SEMEN ON THE SIDEWALK MY BABY DOES ME COMING SOON MERRY FELLERS MASTER STROKE PEOPLE IN THE SHEETS HOT SPACE or GET DOWN MAKE LOVE, TEAR IT UP. Especially after the concert in Kiev showcased prevention and prophylactics more than even the 46664 shows. How much do they go for these days? (Online auction) |
matt z 28.06.2015 05:03 |
Guess I should have searched. link They ought to resurrect it. (No pun intended) |
matt z 28.06.2015 05:41 |
*re-erect it |
Barry Durex 28.06.2015 10:38 |
My own brand condoms are now available for pre-order. I hope this is not a premature announcement. |
Barry Durex 28.06.2015 12:57 |
You can now "Spread Your Legs" without worry. |
brENsKi 28.06.2015 16:31 |
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brENsKi 28.06.2015 16:31 |
well i know for sure what you do with condoms...InnUendo? |
cmsdrums 29.06.2015 03:46 |
'Life Is Real' |
Barry Durex 29.06.2015 04:54 |
Splash |
Pokemaniacjunk 13.07.2015 03:52 |
matt z wrote: Guess I should have searched. link They ought to resurrect it. (No pun intended)Looks like Freddie has his own brand too link |
matt z 14.07.2015 06:20 |
Pokemaniacjunk wrote:matt z wrote: Guess I should have searched. link They ought to resurrect it. (No pun intended)Looks like Freddie has his own brand too link |
track_13 14.07.2015 08:46 |
I Can't Live With You |
Martin Packer 14.07.2015 14:24 |
"Fuck It!" :-) |
matt z 14.07.2015 18:20 |
matt z wrote:Geez. I didn't know.Pokemaniacjunk wrote:matt z wrote: Guess I should have searched. link They ought to resurrect it. (No pun intended)Looks like Freddie has his own brand too link Am I really going to have to go to Munich or West Hollywood on Freddie's birthday JUST for a collectors condom? Argh |
matt z 14.07.2015 18:23 |
Hmm ^ guess you can't quote somebody quoting you in their quote without each successive answer being a part of the original quote! Now THAT'S quotable! |
BETA215 14.07.2015 21:25 |
matt z wrote: Hmm ^ guess you can't quote somebody quoting you in their quote without each successive answer being a part of the original quote! Now THAT'S quotable!QuoWHAT?! |
matt z 15.07.2015 06:13 |
BETA215 wrote:Nothing. Just another site error. My return reply gets coupled with the embedded html for some reason.matt z wrote: Hmm ^ guess you can't quote somebody quoting you in their quote without each successive answer being a part of the original quote! Now THAT'S quotable!QuoWHAT?! I'd like to thank everybody for the replies. It's a shame that the whole premise was faulty seeing how THERE WERE ACTUAL QUEEN/FREDDIE CONDOMS. ... Just goes to show my lack of Queen erudition. I know SOME facts, album titles, authors, track listing, b sides, lyrics, backward lyrics, who played what on each track *(mostly) artwork, touring dates, which countries were toured on which tour, hairstyles, can usually guess which year by the outfits/hair, know excerpts, unreleased material, know about Brian's guitar, Roger's dentistry leanings, John's electronics and business acumen, Freddie and his artwork; Zanzibar, his sister's name etc. .. Brian's divorce etc. ... But I HADN'T known that there were actual Queen condoms. How about THAT for the QUEEN quiz APP.... |
BETA215 15.07.2015 13:30 |
^ It was a joke! :D Don't worry. I sometimes forget to write things like LOL or :D. |
Killer_queenIII 10.09.2015 12:30 |
huh... Dragon Attack condoms. "Got a Dragon in my pants"? Got one for "Need Your Lovin' Tonight"? |
ggo1 10.09.2015 12:57 |
If you forget your Queen condoms on that one night stand... make sure to purchase some cream. 'Put Out The Fire' - A soothing balm that reduces itching and redness due to placing an unwrapped sausage into a really Hot Space. |
dive2063 10.09.2015 13:28 |
"Larry Durex" |
Killer_queenIII 10.09.2015 22:13 |
Prime Jive condoms, "Fuck it" Body Language cream - Don't Try So Hard, lubricate that Crazy Little Thing for a Kind of Magic tonight. |