Let's say that this is a game where you make the person who posted before you banned for any reason, as long as others can see it. Like this:
Say the person above me is 1337OMG.
You are banned for being too 1337.
Hope this thing catches on.
You are banned because you have stolen as your username the title meant for the official cat in residence at 10 Downing Street. The official cat of the Prime Minister of the UK!
(I kid you not! Check this out: link
On second thought I guess that would make you the chief rodent in residence there... Ew!
No no!! It's football!!!
Football means kicking a ball with your foot, hence the name. No idea what soccer is supposed to mean and American "football" is not kicking a ball but carrying something across the field not remotely resembling a ball.
You knew I had to post this :-)
You are banned because you want Google Ads here. And I think is bad, because that would close the doors to this site for our Chinese users.
Thanks to the Great (not so great) Firewall of China, which blocks every site they feel it's bad for their nation, including every site which uses the font or something from Google.
And because you should be a cousin of The Real Wanker. ;-)
For fuck sake BETA.....you are banned for constantly coming back from being banned. Don't you know that you need a whole new username to circumvent a ban?
David is banned for his drunken rants. He's drunk because he also supports a crap football team.
Barbara is banned for not developing a way to stop people circumventing bans.
magicalfreddiemercury is banned for lying about Freddie being magical...and for not using capitals in his username.
Chief Mouse is banned because he still rapes mice. Or at least threatens them until they upgrade all videos he takes credit for ;) :p
I am Cisgender Female with a tendency to Trans Female or rather Trans* Female filing a lawsuit against facebook because they do not let me choose "hermaphrodite" for a gender.
you are banned because you missed to notify me about the last 3 "fake passport" posts!
I'm a DogMan with tendency to CatWomans. QueenZone don't let me choose the "neutral" option in the gender box! Fuck his system...
And you are REALLY REALLY REALLY banned 'cause of not answering my last 2 PMs!
You are banned because that sad sleepy face is too cute to be sad.
And YourValentine is banned because she doesn't believe an American football as a real ball.
It really ISN'T a fucking ball. It's a PROLATE SPHEROID.
Good thing I don't watch the bullshit. One sport is enough. The rest are there to distract people as in the cognate of diversión en español, from the events and activities of the real world war machine. ...
...pero nunca la palabra Deportes. Deportes es como las personas ilegales en Estados Unidos. Este días le dicen "personas indocumentados" para los diablos que mantienen la máquina del elecciones duales.
"Porque se quieren las votas"