Has anyone else had this procedure? I cannot cope with my massive appendage anymore.. I need to stop being a porn star and do something worthwhile with my life.. any advice gladly accepted.. :-(
The King Of Rhye wrote:
There was a guy named John some years ago......his wife Lorena helped him with that problem, maybe you should look her up...........
SURGERY UPDATE: I have decided to forego the surgery and keep my massive wanger*. I guess its just something I am going to have to live with :-(
*Weiner
*Schlong
*Pork sword
*Baby maker
*Tonsil tickler
*etc.....
Sometimes I figure it may be worth passing out. So long as you've got enough blood left in your veins to properly maintain erection AND conscience.
Otherwise. .. I dunno. You might as well do the punky brewster reduction.
*(would've been nice to see those before and afters)