SURGERY UPDATE: I have decided to forego the surgery and keep my massive wanger*. I guess its just something I am going to have to live with :-(
Sometimes I figure it may be worth passing out. So long as you've got enough blood left in your veins to properly maintain erection AND conscience.
Otherwise. .. I dunno. You might as well do the punky brewster reduction.
*(would've been nice to see those before and afters)