| fofum 15.01.2015 18:42 |
Queen are a psy-ops masterpiece. David Bowie MK Ultra'd them in back in 1973 in Brian's back garden. John was baptized 'Head Butler' at a later date. The boy's were declared 'In' at a huge Satanic ritual, held in 1975. It was a masterpiece of debauchery. We won't go into the sordid details here, but I can declare that... yes, the rumours are true. It was filmed and orchestrated by.... you guessed it. Stanley Kubrick. Who showed Freddie his willy. I won't say here if Freddie was disgusted or used it as as a microphone, but... there were cameras. Freddie was held in an upside-down crucifix pose when performing with The Royal Ballet. Purely Satanic. He was pocket-thieved whilst out performing though ... Yep! Wayne Sleep. He creeped into Fred's dressing room whilst Bohemian Rhapsody was playing and pilfered from his pockets. Paul Prenter played look-out and they split the winnings. A measly 32 pounds. Freddie got his own back when he cursed them both with hideous butt-breath for the rest of their days. Which were numbered for Paul Prenter as he'd caught the dreaded HIV virus from a blood transfusion after an accident. An accident that involved his bowels and resulted in Freddie having to splash out a small fortune - having to replace the sofa, curtains and carpet in his New York apartment. He was not amused. Freddie had a love-bite on his arm at Live Aid. It was off Midge Ure who'd gotten a bit star struck and went all vampirish on him. Freddie was not amused. He covered up the one on his other arm with one of Sade's belts. The beginning of One Vision -when reversed, says: "Baphomet.. pudding. We serve it up to you my lord. Eat of it." The end of the song is the Hell-devil's reply. "Mmm tasty. Mmm lick-me-chops." John Deacon can time-travel and is currently residing in 1985. Brian May keeps ferrets. His hair is Ferret-hair. Roger plays kick-rounders for Anglesey Stoat. Freddie Mercury invented the Strepsil. I could go on. |
| fofum 15.01.2015 18:51 |
Oh, Freddie Mercury was racist and once made an off-colour (excuse the pun) remark about Errol Brown at a party held by Max Clifford. This was overheard by one of The Nolan sisters. The oldest one. I think. She blabbed to Errol who threatened to punch Freddie Mercury. But only under his breath as Freddie was his dark Overlord. This was racist Britain. 1978. Luton. |
| fofum 15.01.2015 18:56 |
Freddie liked to go out 'Bowelling', as he once put it. It was a pun on bowling in case you didn't get it. He liked to 'Go to the moobies'... a term for chasing after burly men. He went through a weird phase of having a celebrity man-crush on TV star, Russ Abbott in the late 80's. Jim Hutton blamed it on the meds in his book 'Me And Mercury.' |
| fofum 15.01.2015 19:01 |
Freddie was going to wear a sheepskin hoodie at Live Aid, but Adam Ant spewed up on it with nerves. Freddie was not amused. He borrowed the vest off his roadie, Ratty who later procured a shirt for Freddie off Sting for when it got chilly. Freddie promised Sting he'd get it back. Another one of his lies. He later put the white vest on again, but by this point it was covered in blood. A Satanic bloodbath ritual had taken place backstage. Howard Jones was sacrificed during McCartney's performance. Never to be heard of again. He'd left sweat on Fred's piano. Who was not amused. |
| *goodco* 16.01.2015 08:42 |
Where's Fatty when you need him? |
| fofum 16.01.2015 09:04 |
Why? Can't speak for yourself? Understand the truth, brother. |
| ludwigs 16.01.2015 09:24 |
I hoped you might have had a little 'insight'? Obviously not. It isn't at all funny, witty or amusing......... Stuff like this has been done quite some time ago but............they were done well. You remind me of those You Tubers who try to imitate those song parodies by people like St Sanders etc.but never quite get close to their brilliance. It's un-amusing so please stop? D- |
| fofum 16.01.2015 09:52 |
Oh, your Lord grace. I am so sorry that my post has offended thee. How may I redeem myself in thine eyes , O Holy One? Div. I was parroting the ludicrous filth that gets posted on these forums DAILY. Most serious threads seemingly end in arguments and hearsay. The only way to seemingly even get a good honest conversation going is to dig into Freddie's AID status in his final years or to lambast the others for carrying on at all. I'm a fan, and as a fan I'd say you take offense on others behalves WAY too easily. Try to curtail that. It shows a serious mental deficiency. Anyway, I'm off to parody some Lady GaGa on YT. Badly ;) Pretty please - don't follow me on there and thumbs down all my parody work. My brittle soul just couldn't hack it. Oh, and boy........... do you like continuation marks! I've seen them used better by others also. Work on that. PS. The part about Roger playing kick-rounders for Anglesey Stoat was TRUE. So, there's some 'insight' for you. |
| Thistle 16.01.2015 12:29 |
fofum sounds strangely familiar. I think he's had a previous life here, although I might be wrong. For what it's worth, some of it was amusing. |
| andres_clip 16.01.2015 12:44 |
Kids...Dont do drugs or climb trees with Michael. .. |
| flash00. 16.01.2015 14:17 |
Medic!!!!!..... |
| mooghead 16.01.2015 15:35 |
Do you ever think that sometimes 'official' Queen people check out fan sites to see what the lay of the land is. Then they see shit like this and decide to press ahead with the Adam Lambert tour... :( |
| fofum 16.01.2015 16:19 |
What, Mooghead? An example of good writing and a sense of humour? I very much doubt that that what you said would ever happen as a result of my initial post. I'll keep what you said in mind next time I post a topic though. Perhaps I'll keep it morose and trawl Google for a snap of Fred looking sick. Or I'll post something horrible about the boys keeping the flame alight. Maybe then they'll stick around :) Oh, and buy a fake passport. Your question was missing a question mark though. How is THAT for shit? |
| ludwigs 16.01.2015 16:34 |
fofum wrote: Oh, your Lord grace. I am so sorry that my post has offended thee. How may I redeem myself in thine eyes , O Holy One? Div. I was parroting the ludicrous filth that gets posted on these forums DAILY. Most serious threads seemingly end in arguments and hearsay. The only way to seemingly even get a good honest conversation going is to dig into Freddie's AID status in his final years or to lambast the others for carrying on at all. I'm a fan, and as a fan I'd say you take offense on others behalves WAY too easily. Try to curtail that. It shows a serious mental deficiency. Anyway, I'm off to parody some Lady GaGa on YT. Badly ;) Pretty please - don't follow me on there and thumbs down all my parody work. My brittle soul just couldn't hack it. Oh, and boy........... do you like continuation marks! I've seen them used better by others also. Work on that. PS. The part about Roger playing kick-rounders for Anglesey Stoat was TRUE. So, there's some 'insight' for you.TRUE: This place is littered with utter shite and many inane ramblings, amongst a few deserved topics/posts. I care less than most of the subjects here. I only reply if I have anything that I have experienced or MIGHT be of any interest to anyone, no matter how insignificant in the QZ hierarchy, or in your case....just a bad attempt at copying what other posters have cleverly written! This place really has NO bearing on the life of a 'div' so please don't try to include me in the general concensus of this place? I'm a div? Why the need to resort for initial name-calling? Your grammar may be good too but, don't take me for a fuck-wit! I don't know Wayne Sleep remember! |
| fofum 16.01.2015 17:02 |
Wow. Issues. ;) |
| Oscar J 16.01.2015 17:37 |
This thread represents Queenzone at its best. |
| fofum 16.01.2015 18:03 |
Exactly right, Oscar. |
| thomasquinn 32989 17.01.2015 07:10 |
To think that TS believes he has a grasp on what humor is... |
| inu-liger 17.01.2015 20:17 |
Thistleboy1980 wrote: fofum sounds strangely familiar. I think he's had a previous life here, although I might be wrong.Reminds me a bit of the Treasure Moment wackos. |
| musicland munich 17.01.2015 22:17 |
I will stay away from this forum for another week... |
| BETA215 18.01.2015 03:50 |
musicland munich wrote: I will stay away from this forum for another week... :'( |
| Thistle 18.01.2015 05:39 |
inu-liger wrote:Dragonfly Trumpeter, who believed he was the agent that is Freddie Mercury....remember that?Thistleboy1980 wrote: fofum sounds strangely familiar. I think he's had a previous life here, although I might be wrong.Reminds me a bit of the Treasure Moment wackos. This definitely reeks of that. |
| Hoopsie 18.01.2015 06:52 |
fofum- You need to remember: every pill every day. |
| Fireplace 18.01.2015 11:18 |
I love real truths! Hate unreal truths though, they really piss me off. |
| fofum 18.01.2015 17:03 |
Brian May is an illuminati wizard. Thirty third degree. Top of the tree. He is an absolute Freemasonry fiend. Find his licks troubling. And his locks. |
| Stoner 24.07.2015 15:32 |
fofum wrote: Brian May is an illuminati wizard. Thirty third degree. Top of the tree. He is an absolute Freemasonry fiend. Find his licks troubling. And his locks.Who isn't part of the illuminati these days. Seriously? |
| mooghead 24.07.2015 16:40 |
Me. Why would you resurrect such a piece of shit post like this? |
| Stoner 07.08.2015 01:53 |
Sorry. Geez |