I bought tickets for the Paris gig (January 26) for me and my girlfriend - and then we broke up.
I'm looking for a nice lady to take as my guest instead.
Call me shallow - but I want her to look hot.
Perhaps you should try on Facebook in a group like "Queen International Fan Club" or something like that. I can't give a link to it at the moment - I'm on phone.
Just show up in town early and hit every bar/restaurant in town. Drink a light beer and mellow it out. Chat up EVERY gorgeously hot woman in the region and lie about it all that you're friends with the production.
HELL. .. DON'T EVEN MENTION THE PRODUCTION *unless you're sure she's super model status.
Hit on them DARINGLY ... don't hold back yourself with your conscience.
Concert hos are a fickle and horrible kind.. don't be falling in love but give it a shot.
Act like you're a BIGSHOT But MOST OF ALL... DO NOT BE CONCERNED WHEN SOMEONE SHOOTS YOU DOWN .
******BIG LESSON********
*IF YOU'RE NOT A LOCAL, "THESE PEOPLE MAY NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN! !! WHO CARES! !??"
make THAT your credo.
This is the scummiest of guy methods but it may well work. Especially in PARIS. vacationing girls who want nothing more than to brag about the guys they laid overseas who were so sexy.
If you're French and speak French. Chat up an American girl who barely speaks English right.
Fake your understanding and SMILE ... SMILE SMILE
If She insults you. SMILE and buy her a drink then mutter something incomprehensible while pointing at the city. ACT a little interested but concerned.
SMILE again and you're in.
It's a TOURIST attraction. This should be a game of persistence but easy
If you're a great actor you can pull this off.
It'sParis. .. prostitution is practically legal.
Snood yourself up in ONE PLACE hours before. Then if that doesn't work then play it down the next place you go.
Most restaurants have a bar section for singles.
Spend the LEAST in the early hours and act like you're the shit. Don't care about tomorrow or anything else. Don't CARE TO SUBSTANTIATE WHATEVER YOU'RE SELLING ABOUT YOURSELF and just enjoy it.
You'll find women drawn to your confidence.
If your can mingle two drinks out of it casually invite them out to their place. Maybe say you've got a "show to go to later. SOME FRIENDS" and play it up.
Not being an asshole but this is something you MUST try out before you hit the grave.
Who knows. Maybe you'll grind her BEFORE YOU EVEN MENTION A CONCERT .
And then you introduce it.
I hate to say it but women are EASILY susceptible to manipulation.
EASY. .. so long as you BELIEVE IT and work it into your stride.
In fact.
WEAR GLASSES when you approach them.
I think it may be fundamental. But so long as YOU don't lose your coherence. You'll be set.
It's a TOURIST space.
Sit at a gallery and chat up some young something who's there for the week.
It's sad but plenty women are easy for a deliberate and DIRECT man.
Give it a shot early in the day.
Maybe you'll get some afternoon sex and get to enjoy your entire day AND evening.
Just don't look for a queen fan on this site. Odds are they're just as awkward as your natural self and not prone to anything like that.
RISKS?
1) VD
2) (in a bar setting) boyfriend
But the latter can be held off by playing SLIGHT confusion And disbelief AT THE GIRL without saying a word to the interjecting man
.. I HOPE THIS HELPS.
Roger would approve. I'm sure he billshitted his way through many lays
Ps. If you have a conscience, don't make a habit of it
I hope this helps.