I just found this while googling "Brian May"............a song.........well more of a poem really....about Brian..............just about made me spit out my coffee! Too funny.................. link
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The album’s best moment, ‘The Spree of Brian May’, finds comedian Sanjeev Kohli delivering a spoken-word vignette in rhythmic rhyming couplets over weird whirs and pings like the sound of a dying submarine, all about a junior news reporter who accidentally sparks Brian May into a violent rage.
Hehehe.............
Seriously, check this one out people................its just freakin weird..................but funny..............if ya like messed-up humor..........lol..........Brian goes on a murdering spree and start turning people (and other things!) into guitars..................
This little ditty is priceless and illustrates for us one human quality that I find most redeeming- the ability to spend countless amounts of time and energy perfecting one tiny piece of inane stupidity for no reason whatsoever.
I thought it was brilliant.