| YAFF 03.04.2014 12:39 |
100. Jamming a grenade up your ass and pulling the pin |
| taptap 03.04.2014 12:46 |
YAFF wrote: 100. Jamming a grenade up your ass and pulling the pin lolol I just told a bunch a people to watch this sub-forum - that YAFF would be posting any minute now! Thank you for helping me win my wager! |
| YAFF 03.04.2014 12:55 |
taptap wrote:99. Pitching taptap into a pool of piranhasYAFF wrote: 100. Jamming a grenade up your ass and pulling the pinlolol I just told a bunch a people to watch this sub-forum - that YAFF would be posting any minute now! Thank you for helping me win my wager! 98. Covering your genitals with mutton and shoving a ferret down your pants 97. ,,,, |
| Iron Butterfly 03.04.2014 13:08 |
taptap wrote:LOL, at you still talking about others to others and still placing bets. What did you win, an apple skin?YAFF wrote: 100. Jamming a grenade up your ass and pulling the pinlolol I just told a bunch a people to watch this sub-forum - that YAFF would be posting any minute now! Thank you for helping me win my wager! Public forum and anyone can post where they want. |
| Hangman_96 03.04.2014 13:11 |
Lol at this all. |
| YAFF 03.04.2014 13:39 |
YAFF wrote:97. Sex with a blendertaptap wrote:99. Pitching taptap into a pool of piranhas 98. Covering your genitals with mutton and shoving a ferret down your pants 97. ,,,,YAFF wrote: 100. Jamming a grenade up your ass and pulling the pinlolol I just told a bunch a people to watch this sub-forum - that YAFF would be posting any minute now! Thank you for helping me win my wager! 96. Two words: Rat helmet 95. Queen + Screaming Lizard link |
| taptap 03.04.2014 14:06 |
Lostman wrote: Lol at this all. It is kind of pathetic, but there you have it. I expect a poll next composed of sheep, goats, and Liberace, or some combination thereof. ¯\_(''/)_/¯ |
| YAFF 03.04.2014 16:48 |
taptap wrote:94. Feeding taptap to the pigs, nay, to the goats!Lostman wrote: Lol at this all.It is kind of pathetic, but there you have it. I expect a poll next composed of sheep, goats, and Liberace, or some combination thereof. ¯\_(''/)_/¯ |
| inu-liger 03.04.2014 17:08 |
93. Queen + Utada Hikaru |
| YAFF 03.04.2014 21:54 |
inu-liger wrote: 93. Queen + Utada Hikaru92. Squatting on a juicer 91. Drinking Rosie O'Donnell's bathwater 90. A glory hole in a chicken coop |
| Victorvil 03.04.2014 23:17 |
89. Queen + Carrot Top |
| FreddieCat 04.04.2014 00:01 |
Brian and Kerry's Acoustics By Candlelight tours. Win win for animal causes which get a chunk of the proceeds, and for Brian's health and well being as Kerry is a beautiful and caring singing partner. |
| Iron Butterfly 04.04.2014 00:07 |
88 ~ A marathon of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding shows :P |
| Stick 04.04.2014 04:17 |
87 Queen + Rockenrolllover |
| jacksonmerc 04.04.2014 04:40 |
86 chewing aluminum foil 85 ...... |
| rocknrolllover 04.04.2014 07:29 |
The forum becomes duller and duller with each passing day, with each new topic. as Barbara could miss this, don't understand. Even release of the new Queen album and Live at the Rainbow will not make it lively and interesting, as there will always be people who say we didn't wait for that. We want Lambert and so on. Boring this all. BOOOORING!!!!!!!!! |
| dsmeer 04.04.2014 13:09 |
AL + Bee Gees |
| YAFF 04.04.2014 18:17 |
83. Tampon tea 82. Licking a public urinal 81. Queen + literally anything. Anything at all. |
| matt z 04.04.2014 20:52 |
80. Queen + Pink (if we were being SERIOUS) 79. Bumping and grinding a grinding wheel in motion 78. Eating nothing but tic tacs for a Year 77... |
| Ale Solan 04.04.2014 21:10 |
77. Fucking Woopie Goldberg 76. Fucking Woopie Goldberg's corpse 75. Licking a bat's cock 74... |
| Iron Butterfly 04.04.2014 21:34 |
74 Madonna's hairy armpit 73 Miley's antics |
| YAFF 04.04.2014 22:03 |
Black Velvet wrote: 74 Madonna's hairy armpitha! take that Madge |
| YAFF 04.04.2014 22:08 |
72. Led Zeppelin + Clay Aiken 71. Taptap being swallowed by a python |
| Stick 05.04.2014 04:48 |
70. Paying Rockenrolllover's Westboro Baptist Church membership for the coming decade. |
| Kacio 05.04.2014 06:34 |
69. Playing concerts with Freddie's hologram |
| Iron Butterfly 05.04.2014 15:20 |
68 Def Leppard and Taylor Swift |
| YAFF 06.04.2014 18:34 |
67. Pulling your bottom lip up over your forehead 66. Jamming a butter knife in a light socket 65. Eating yellow snow 64. Driving through Compton in a convertible yelling "Wassup my niggas?!" |
| Sheer Brass Neck 06.04.2014 22:34 |
63. Having Taptap, Sweet Caroline or SWLA explain why the triple hyphenate super talent AL doesn't have a record contract despite his super talented acting/singing/bulge career. |
| Sheer Brass Neck 06.04.2014 22:37 |
62. Having me explain the reason he has no record contract is that he's an artistic lightweight (no gravitas) with a fan base (sheep) that think he's Jesus but can't explain why bulge boy has no record contract despite his superhuman genius talent. |
| Ale Solan 07.04.2014 00:15 |
61. Eating brown snow 60. Sniffing grandma's panties 59. Eating grandma's pussy 58. Fist-fucking a rhino 57... |
| matt z 07.04.2014 10:21 |
Black Velvet wrote: 68 Def Leppard and Taylor SwiftOh good Lord. You cruel bastard, I think anything + AL beats def crappard 57.bullwhipping a pack of lions 56. Getting a permanent "Chola" makeup job tattooed on your face 55. Swimming with water rats wearing a raw meat suit |
| brENsKi 07.04.2014 13:29 |
54. swallowing whole ice-cubes filled with razor blades 53. going to Greenland for a sunbathing holiday 52. playing "Snakes & Ladders" with real rattlesnakes 51. Queen + Norman Wisdom 50..... |
| Iron Butterfly 07.04.2014 14:20 |
matt z wrote:LOL. I like both acts, together it was quite something to behold(not all good though!)Black Velvet wrote: 68 Def Leppard and Taylor SwiftOh good Lord. You cruel bastard, I think anything + AL beats def crappard 57.bullwhipping a pack of lions 56. Getting a permanent "Chola" makeup job tattooed on your face 55. Swimming with water rats wearing a raw meat suit |
| Iron Butterfly 07.04.2014 14:21 |
50 Black Sabbath with Ozzy |
| Ale Solan 07.04.2014 14:36 |
49. Queen + 5ive |
| Ale Solan 07.04.2014 14:37 |
48. Dappy + Freddie Hologram performing The Cross' Shove It |
| matt z 07.04.2014 17:51 |
47. Snoring 10 lines of borax 46. Sand blasting your crotch 45. Punching a policeman/judge/magistrate. 44... |
| YAFF 07.04.2014 18:20 |
44. Burning your pubes trying to light a fart 43. Dangling your scrotum in a rooster's face |
| Ale Solan 07.04.2014 19:46 |
42. Jerk-off using sandpaper |
| FreddieCat 07.04.2014 20:16 |
41. Watching Roger''s nose hairs sway with the beat of his drums. |
| Ale Solan 07.04.2014 20:27 |
40. Dip your cock inside a pool full of piranhas |
| Stick 08.04.2014 05:38 |
39. Combing your hair with a cheese slicer. |
| Ale Solan 08.04.2014 18:24 |
38. Combing (even more) your pubic hair with a cheese slicer. |
| Iron Butterfly 08.04.2014 19:54 |
37~Gravol |
| matt z 09.04.2014 21:45 |
36. Sawing one's arm off with a plastic picnic knife 35. Walking into a police department locatIon with a chef hat, barbecue/butchers apron and a cleaver smiling with "HEEEEERE PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY!!! *(SNORT)** HEEEEERE PIGGY PIGGY! 34. Playing hopscotch on active railway tracks 33. Queen + Adam West |
| Iron Butterfly 09.04.2014 22:01 |
matt z wrote: 36. Sawing one's arm off with a plastic picnic knife 35. Walking into a police department locatIon with a chef hat, barbecue/butchers apron and a cleaver smiling with "HEEEEERE PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY!!! *(SNORT)** HEEEEERE PIGGY PIGGY! 34. Playing hopscotch on active railway tracks 33. Queen + Adam West32~ Queen and Adam Levine |
| someonewholikesadam 10.04.2014 00:02 |
It's so horrible to watch him. He has absolutely NO stage presence or charisma. |
| Stick 10.04.2014 02:48 |
31 A swimsuit competition featuring only Glamberts televised during dinnertime titled "puke by the pool". |
| matt z 10.04.2014 05:27 |
Someonewholikesadam. ... Sad thing is, You're only convincing me more and more how ill fitted he is to this band. I'm not even a grumbling old fuck. .... but that performance was in NO way beneficial to persuasion. Jesus. 30.. Listening to remixes of old songs lyricized in sync by Vin Scully and someone who's got a world of time on their hands with auto tune and 40 years of backlogged material |
| YAFF 10.04.2014 15:46 |
29. Donating your brain to science...while alive 28. Playing catch with a vial of smallpox 27. Tying Adam Lambert to a Nascar bumper 26. Queen + a steaming pile of elephant dung |
| YAFF 10.04.2014 16:02 |
someonewholikesadam wrote: It's so horrible to watch him. He has absolutely NO stage presence or charisma.mercifully snips video .........................................................................................................er, did you post this embarrassingly wretched video to be ironic? |
| matt z 10.04.2014 17:55 |
Loving #29... inspired. #26.... I can juuuust imagine them raising the curtain on that! .... 25. Drinking sulfuric acid 24. Mangling your own hands in a blender 23.... |
| Sheer Brass Neck 10.04.2014 22:57 |
matt z wrote: |
| matt z 11.04.2014 06:40 |
23. More time delay pop up banners/ads when accessing QZ Via mobile. 22. Registering Adam Lambert as a "sense offender" 21. Swallowing pellets of lead and iron, then having someone crank up a giant electromagnetic coil (I.e. the kind used in dumps/recycling plants 20...? |
| Iron Butterfly 11.04.2014 14:24 |
someonewholikesadam wrote: It's so horrible to watch him. He has absolutely NO stage presence or charisma.My thoughts exactly when it comes to him doing many covers. I know you are being sarcastic to defend AL. |
| Iron Butterfly 11.04.2014 14:29 |
20~ Love ballads of the 70s and 80s 19~ Watching the Glamberts "defend" AL. |
| Iron Butterfly 11.04.2014 14:36 |
Stick wrote: 31 A swimsuit competition featuring only Glamberts televised during dinnertime titled "puke by the pool".LMAO! |
| matt z 11.04.2014 16:34 |
18. Queen + Keane 17. Queen + Eminem featuring Rihanna |
| Ale Solan 11.04.2014 21:26 |
16. Martha Sanchez + Slash 15. Liquid poop |
| matt z 17.04.2014 21:42 |
14. Queen + Lamb Chop (as performed by Sherri Lewis's dead corpse) |
| SweetCaroline 18.04.2014 08:57 |
matt z wrote: 14. Queen + Lamb Chop (as performed by Sherri Lewis's dead corpse)Prediction: You will be eating those words after July 3rd! LOL |
| matt z 18.04.2014 09:59 |
Of course I anticipate a great show (*well maybe as good as it can be) otherwise i wouldn't have bought a ticket. I'm just contributing to this thread. Any chance I get to hear Brian and Roger will be just fine for me |
| YAFF 20.04.2014 11:13 |
Ale Solan wrote: 16. Martha Sanchez + Slash 15. Liquid poop13. Being a vampire in San Francisco 12. Dirty Sanchez + Slash |
| Iron Butterfly 21.04.2014 03:53 |
11 Elton John and Lady GaGa 10 Kylie Minogue |
| matt z 21.04.2014 08:32 |
9. Queen + Allanah Myles |
| matt z 21.04.2014 08:55 |
Actually I take that one back. Just realized the poor woman can barely hold herself together these days after a series of serious injuries. . Geez... Way to be unintentionally insensitive. link New #9. "Queen + Neil Diamond" |
| Ale Solan 21.04.2014 22:23 |
8. Queen + Rebecca Black + 5ive - We Will Rock You, Friday! |
| Ale Solan 21.04.2014 22:32 |
7. Carpool from New York to LA with Charles Manson and Nattramn. |
| matt z 22.04.2014 05:30 |
6. Trying to Breast feed a hungry bear with your man tit 5. ...? |
| thomasquinn 32989 22.04.2014 09:17 |
5. getting up on stage and yelling "only fags like rap" into the mic at an Eminem concert while carrying a 8' x 6' plaque with your home address. 4. urinating on armed Russian Spetsnaz soldiers 3. swimming in the Ganges after you've just had your entire back tattooed 2. having photographs printed on linen of you having a foursome with your karate-teacher's wife, mother and daughter, then delivering them to him in person. 1. Queen + Yoko Ono |
| Iron Butterfly 22.04.2014 15:10 |
matt z wrote: Actually I take that one back. Just realized the poor woman can barely hold herself together these days after a series of serious injuries. . Geez... Way to be unintentionally insensitive. link New #9. "Queen + Neil Diamond"I had no idea. Quite the lady to go through a show. |
| SweetCaroline 22.04.2014 16:11 |
"Queen + Neil Diamond" That would be AWESOME !!!!! |
| matt z 22.04.2014 16:41 |
^ proof positive of insanity. I actually like a lot of Yoko Ono's music. Well at least from the classic albums with John Lennon And as for Alannah Myles, some stories circulate that she'd been given the shaft on royalties and may be doing it just forthe ability to survive. I read she got her first royalty check in 1998 |
| matt z 22.04.2014 16:42 |
thomasquinn 32989 wrote: 5. getting up on stage and yelling "only fags like rap" into the mic at an Eminem concert while carrying a 8' x 6' plaque with your home address. 4. urinating on armed Russian Spetsnaz soldiers 3. swimming in the Ganges after you've just had your entire back tattooed 2. having photographs printed on linen of you having a foursome with your karate-teacher's wife, mother and daughter, then delivering them to him in person. 1. Queen + Yoko OnoLol 4,3 and especially 2 |
| Iron Butterfly 22.04.2014 17:01 |
SweetCaroline wrote: "Queen + Neil Diamond" That would be AWESOME !!!!!You lost the plot LOL Thanks for proving it. |
| matt z 22.04.2014 18:45 |
Funny! I didn't know how popular/famous/INFAMOUS thesethings had become! When I managed a rehearsal studio we catered to these girls often. ... at least 6 "recording" artists from ark music factory. Their CEO dug my artwork and suggested that I work for him but I never did it seeing how artwork I DO vs Adobe illustrator stuff are generated so differently. One with effort and dedication the other with filters (much like the run on sentence song Friday) Are they still around? I remember they got plenty of rich women (and some not) to pay for these instant fame cookie cutter tracks. Almost always good looking young girls... sometimes weird queer looking boys but mixing the stuff was a chore seeing how monotonous and retarded it all was. .... ah, the memories :*) Hilarious Another reason to hate the industry Maybe their first song could be called I'm singing with Queen "I'm singing with Queen I'm on stage people paid money to see us in varying amounts according to the quality of the seat they had ... INDICATED the crowds on their feet I'm on stage with Brian May And Roger Taylor we're going to rock for 1 1/2 hours |